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IF THAT WAS A JOKE -- jervis thinks to himself, hands making fists into the fabric of his coat -- THEN IT WASN'T MUCH OF A FUNNY ONE, WAS IT? 

STILL. there are things you say out loud, and things you keep to yourself, so he keeps his stare on the clown prince of crime -- characteristic wide, bulging eyes peeking out from underneath the brim of his hat, still timid amidst the threat of a gun barrel to his white rabbit's temple. the man's hopped up on his special blend of psilocybe azurescens and a few other curated chemicals, ensuring complete paralysis of the muscles -- only a precaution, considering the rabbit's nature -- so he sits there, slack - jawed and completely out of it. yet it's obvious there's fear in his eyes, and jervis shares the same outlook -- what would he do without the white rabbit?

he takes a moment to assess the situation at hand -- something he'd never really been good at, much more prone to YELLING FIRST and then asking questions later! -- pulling at loose threads from the lining of his suit and twisting them around his finger as he thinks. he squeezes his eyes shut and purses his lips together and clashes the myriad of will you's and won't you's that run through his head like a speeding car about to hit a wall --

and he laughs, words catching in his throat as he stammers and brings his hands up only to clasp them together and fit his fingers like keys into locks.

😘

Harley  couldn’t  contain  her  excitement  with  his  great  plan   (  that  was  no  way  ,   shape  ,   or  form  hers  )   and  in  the  rush  planted  a  kiss  on  Joker’s  lips.

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       “ whatever you’re going to ask, the answer is no. “   there was no denying the cat had no love for the clown, and if he wanted something from her then it would never be as simple as a yes or a no. there’d have to be something in it for her, something worthwhile. but usually when it came to the joker, it was never ever worthwhile, just troublesome.   

@clowniac​ said: “ ‘ere poochie-poochie.” he’s cautious, slow, and that is DEFINITELY a severed finger he’s trying to tempt the dog with. “ Uncle Joker’s got a TREAT! ”

         His first master. The one who had taught him the two-legs capabilities of cruelty and hatred with no bases. The one who had starved him. The one who had left him in a hole with little light. The clown may not have recognized him, but the hound recognized the clown. Fur stands on end and the already massive dog looks twice as large. Hard muscles coil under thick fur and he lunges forward without so much of a growl of warning.

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