I did a search and replace on one of my conlangs, replacing x with Ê, and forgetting that English sometimes uses x in words. I got some fun results
Erecutioner
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Germany

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from France

seen from United States
seen from Japan
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Netherlands
seen from Russia
seen from Japan
seen from Saudi Arabia

seen from India
seen from China
seen from United States

seen from United States
I did a search and replace on one of my conlangs, replacing x with Ê, and forgetting that English sometimes uses x in words. I got some fun results
Erecutioner

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch âą No registration required âą HD streaming
Subject Agreement in [conlang]
[Conlang year clong still has no name yet, sadly]
So, as I think we've mentioned previously, this conlang has consonant mutation. And originally, in the proto-language, verbs were uninflected for person.
Now, originally the language was also SVO, so at some point subject pronouns and noun phrases caused initial consonant mutation on a verb. So a verb like girhe [ËÉĄirÌ„e] "to speak", would become (if we ignore later developments like the invention of the dual and word order changes):
Ăáži ngirhe "I speak" Isol ngirhe "We speak"
Ă cirhe "You (sg.) speak" Ulha ngirhe "Y'all speak"
Turher ÄĄirhe "He/she speaks; they (sg.) speak." Turhen ÄĄirhe "They (anim.) speak."
Turhe girhe "It speaks" Turheáč girhe "They (inan.) speak"
Now, we can see that, except the 2nd person, the mutation is identical in the singular and plural for each person (and also gender for 3rd person). So analogy kicks in, making the 2nd plural identical to the 2nd singular, essentially meaning that verbs now inflect for person and gender, but not number. This makes it so the mutation is triggered by grammatical context now instead of the specific words used.
Later, the word order changed to VSO, and the dual number evolved, but that inherited the marking depending on person. So now, we have this in the modern language:
Ngirhe Ă©áži/isoáč«iáč /isol "I/We both/We speak" Cirhe Ăș/uthen/ulha "You/You both/You speak" Ä irhe turher/turhetiáč /turhen "They (sg.;an.)/They both (an.)/They (pl.;an.) speak" Girhe turhe/turheáč "It speaks/They (pl. inan.) speak"
Latin does have a bit of ergativity, e.g.
verto -are -avi -atum, i/to turn is a transitive verb, so it needs an object.
however, like in english, you dont always turn something, sometimes you just turn. the way latin expresses that is
Argus ad cenam se vertit, Argus turns towards the food, but more literally Argus turns himself towards the food.
because when you turn around, you are both doing the action, and experiencing the result of the action. which is what the sole argument of an intransitive verb does.
now, in latin, this is just to account for the languages accusative alignment, but maybe in a clong descendant of it (or in your own clong) that has more ambitransitive verbs,
Argus sÄ vertit becomes ArgussÄ vertit becomes ArgissÄ creating an ergative case
puer (nom) â puessÄ (erg)
puerÄ« (nom) â puerÄ«sse (erg)
penna (nom) â pennasÄ (erg)
pennae (nom) â pennaesÄ (erg)
flĆ«men (nom) â flumense
flĆ«minÄs (nom) â flĆ«minÄsse (erg)
hoc (nom) â hossÄ (erg)
haec (nom) â haessÄ (erg)
played with sound changes and I have a handful of words again
what's this? more conlang?????

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch âą No registration required âą HD streaming
WotD (won't be doing this consistently)
Samīdima means "relative" or "family", specifically people one is related to by blood (so spouses, step-siblings, in-laws etc don't count). It's a participle form of the verb samīdi ("to be blood-related"), itself made of sa-, meaning "to have", mī, meaning "blood", and the comitative suffix -di, so literally meaning "to have blood with someone" or "to share blood". Being a verbal form, it can be inflected for person (which is used to mark the possessor) and the obviate is marked with an infixed -i- before the participle suffix, instead of the usual tu- prefix, although the 3rd and 4th person possessor forms samīdima and tusmīdima are obviate by default and don't need an explicit obviate marker. It is theoretically possible to inflect it for tense as well, with the forms samichīma (< *samichutma < samichu-t-ma, where samichu is the past form of samī and -t is an allomorph of -di) and saminyandima (< saminya(n)-di-ma, where saminya is the irrealis form of samī) potentially meaning "former family" and "future/would-be family", though I don't imagine those being widely used. Here's a sample sentence:
KismÄ«dima ritsanyÄnÄ«ma turak kimunanifus ki-smÄ«dima ri-tsanyÄnu-i-ma tu-rak ki-munan-ifu-s-Ă 1s-family 1p-pick.PST-4-PTC OBV-flower 1s-give.IRR-go.PST-IND.APPL-3
I brought my family the flower(s) we had picked.
okay but you know knights would absolutely just be hitting each other on the helmet with sticks all the time right. The clong is so satisfying and humans have always been humans
a mouse in the basement, part 2/?
prev | KĂkĂtok masterpost
(i'm estimating maybe 5 to 6ish parts? You know how it goes)
David gets a chance to speak, but there are no good conversation partners around. That doesn't stop him from trying. tagging - @whumpsday (dm/comment to be tagged please) word count: ~1500 contains: kidnapping / captivity, blood/injury, restraints, brief manhandling, fear. (everything here is nonsexual, if that's not obvious)
David didnât know if the basementâs other occupant took advantage of the blanket or not. She wouldnât come out of the corner while David was watching, so David had once again trudged back to the cot. At some point, heâd fallen asleep because now he woke up with someone throwing him to the floor.
Time for breakfast.
Also, lunch and dinner.