#clonechat

Rex: GIYS I MIGHT BE ABOUT TO BE COURT MARSHALLES

Fives: noooo ur so sexy don’t be court marshaled

Echo: …anyways. Why???

Rex: I flirted with Skywalker a bit and told him I know a cool place and dropped him off at the mind healer’s in the temple

Padme: Not you sliding into my husbands DMs like you something special???

Rex: I ain’t so much ‘in his DMs’ so much as I told him I’ll give him five credits for every senator he pushes out of their senatorial pod while Fox is fighting the chancellor.

Padme: I KNOW!!! He keeps trying to push me and Bail out of our pods while we watch!!

Cody: I woke up to super heavy purring and feeling like I was suffocating and when I tried to extract myself I got fangs in my wrist for it.

Rex: ???? Why are you sleeping with Waxer’s illegal tooka??

Rex: Cody what r u doing rn?

Cody: Eating bed meat.

Rex: …

Rex: 🍆🍆🍆???

Cody: ???? Eggplants are veggies.

Rex: …wtf r u eating???

Cody: *picture of him lying in bed watching tiktoks on Obi-Wan’s tablet with a bag of jerky*

Rex: …oh… is that Kenobi behind u with a pickle?

Cody: Yeah. He’s got it in a plastic bag don’t worry.

Rex: …wow I really hope ull make him brush his teeth before u get… friendly.

Cody: What part of this picture makes you think either of us are interested in sex?

Rex: None of it. Just making a point to Skywalker that his flirty manwhore master is actually as dumb and virginal as u

Cody: I wouldn’t call him virginal. Just. Uninterested. Which totally fits my lifestyle too.

Rex: Thanks for help winning this bet love u 😘

Cody: As an update to the regs, and a reminder to us all; Murder is illegal. Attempted murder, is illegal. Please comply with these regulations and requirements.

Rex: uediheowbdkebe

VPN covered Clone: What about planned murder, but not attempted yet?

Cody: Then that’s not illegal.

VPN covered Clone: But I have it all planned out and everything, I just haven’t had the chance yet!

Rex: oh my god

Cody: That’s not illegal, it’s just mean.

Wolffe: Fox, is that you?

VPN covered Clone: No! I’m just some random shiny in the… 532nd…

Cody: Fox, we know it’s you! Stop attacking Palpatine with hatchets! He’s getting very upset every time he has to go to medical!

Fox: It’s not me!

VPN covered Clone: I mean, it’s not me!

Rex: wjdurjrjrieb

Wolffe: that would have been more believable if you didnt repeat it

Cody: Stop attacking him with hatchets!

Cody: Guys, we need to talk.

Rex: *trying to pretend that didn’t send him into an immediate panic attack* Yes, we do.

Everyone else: *panicking*

Cody: *just wanted to ask about the brawl in the break room that broke his second favorite mug* Wrong chat, I meant that for my batillion only.

Wooley: *posts a pic in group chat where he’s in civies, a nice gold top and leggings* I feel pretty.

Fives: omfg you look so cute!

Wooley: awtysm!