#cloki

Clint:

Loki:

Clint: Is this foreplay, or are you always this distracting?

Loki: Careful, Barton. You remember how easily I can get into your head… and how well you respond.

Clint: Don’t flatter yourself. It was just a dare.

Yeah I have actually! In fact I now have 3 CrackShips that I’m absolutely proud of…

The first one I made was Tattoo from The Secret Life of Pets and Short Fuse from The Penguins of Madagascar Movie

The Second one was Cape from Cats and Peachtopia aka Cats 2018 and Loki from Total Drama’s Ridonculous Race that was so batshit crazy that it will be the most out of the 3 to unlikely ever become canon

My newest addition to my CrackShip line up is Mr.Boss from Smiling Friends and Deputy Denny from Squidbillies

If I were to rank all of my CrackShips based on how their relationship would last and their likely chances of ever becoming canon in a potential crossover, I would put it like this…

#1. Mr.Boss x Deputy Denny since they are both owned by Adult Swim and Warner Bros respectively and although they would have a poor start with Mr.Boss being a wealthy businessman who has psychological issues but is very kindhearted and Deputy Denny being a stick in the mud and a literal man child, but overall they do manage to make their relationship seem comprehensive and even got married at one point while having Lucy The Daughter of The Devil be there surrogate mother for their baby daughter Janice (who is an oc I’ll potentially make in the future) and become one big happy family

#2. Tattoo and Short Fuse since Short Fuse is a reliable member of The North Wind and what if he saved Tattoo’s life at one point or another and it just worked out over time?! Tattoo is a shy awkward pig who is very fun once you get to know him and Short Fuse is a wildcard but can also have his arrogant moments but manages to tone it down in front of Tattoo so that he wouldn’t end up scaring him away and ruining his reputation in The North Wind organization. Plus the other members of The North Wind are very inflamed (especially Classified) about the fact that Short Fuse is dating a pig that he saved one time and still kept him around for so long! Short Fuse ended up quitting his job at The North Wind later on to focus more on his love life and his future family of 3 adopted kids named Sparkle (an elephant seal), Ricky (a naked mole rat) and Corky (an axolotl) after getting marrying Tattoo shortly after leaving which is why his old pals who worked at The North Wind betrayed him and never bothered showing up to his wedding since deep down inside, Short Fuse really misses them

Now he has new friends to hang out with called

LugNutz (an elephant) BBQ (a porcupine) and Quaff (an ostrich) that him and Tattoo often go to a bar in time square New York

(Yay More Oc’s to make in the future!😊 Great…😒)

#3. Cape and Loki since Cape is 3d and Loki is 2d, their possibilities of being canon are just nonexistent since Cape is from a movie made from China and Loki is from a show made in Canada and since Cape is too lighthearted and optimistic for Loki’s aggressive and outrageous attitude, it’s pretty clear that they might never last a long term relationship

So that’s all you need to know and if there’s any more CrackShips I might come up with in the future, I’ll be sure to let u guys know!

“If I lift this glass, are you planning on running?” The enormous figure above Clint asks; it’s in a drawl that almost seems bored, or maybe amused. 

Clint, for his part, doesn’t fuck around when he answers a blunt, “Hell yes I am.”

Who the hell wouldn’t?

Loki’s lips twitch up, amusement blooming into something visible rather than muted at the answer. “Well, I do applaud your honesty.”

In hindsight, maybe Clint should’ve played ball for a little bit - because Loki disappears for a second just to return with a thick piece of card stock, which he slips beneath the rim of the glass and, subsequently, under Clint’s legs. With it, he lifts the entire prison. Clint goes tumbling back a ways until his hands hit glass, incredibly uncomfortable with the suddenly blurring landscape.

“Hang on- where are we going, I didn’t sign up for this ride-”

His answer is less than reassuring. Loki lowers him down, down, down into an even larger glass prison - an aquarium, it seems. Dry, empty, lidless, and sitting on a table about waist-height so that he’s face to face with Loki’s crotch for a minute. Loki is, at least, exceedingly careful with him. The entire glass comes down, the card stock hits the bottom, and he carefully removes them both without jostling Clint too much.

“You know, I did have the intention to put a pet in this - I wasn’t decided, yet, between a fish or some kind of small mammal. Maybe a snake...”

Clint strides up to the glass so he can knock on it impatiently. “Yeah, no, excuse me - that’s not gonna happen. I’m not a pet, and I swear to god I definitely bite.”

Loki only hums softly, replying in a sort of sing-song, “We’ll see. Perhaps we’ll take bets on how long it takes you to change your mind.”

He thinks the interaction’s over when Loki strides away, but he returns just a moment later with two Saki cups; one with filtered water, the other some bits of fruit, cheese, and chicken.

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