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“Sorry. Can’t say. It’s a trade secret.”

Oh my god, oh my god you guys. Ok. So. Perk. I will give u a pic, hang on:

This tiny Miracle stick of Joy and Relief and Wonder.

lookit him. He’s travel sized for your convenience.

Okay, yes. This giant, too big lip balm thing, are you ready. It is 14 dollars (5 flat shipping) and I have used it 7 times already since getting it one month ago (yeah) and oh my god?! It’s peppermint and other essential oil that RELAX THE FUCK out of your veins in your forehead. Boop, migraines/headaches are often a problem of low circulation and your flesh being a whiny piss baby. For ADDED EFFECT, wen you apply this magic stuff to your forehead, you massage that fucker in to help it get deeper and coax yer head to. Chill. Out. The cooling effect brings relief in like. 10-20 minutes. I have migraines that required me to have medication in the NURSES AT SCHOOL WHEN I WAS IN THE FIFTH FUCKING GRADE. That is how long and how serious my migraines get. Perk can take down a low level migraine to any headache ever.

High level migraines might require two applications, and also some massaging. The instructions say apply to afflicted areas, as well as behind ears and neck. Buuut if you have Too Much hair like yours truly, you can really just stick to your forehead, right over the center where the marching band is the loudest.  Best part? BC it applies clear, you don’t walk around looking like you plastered something on your forehead!

Despite using this sucker 7 some times, I haven’t had to twist its little body yet. Best 14 bucks I’ve ever fucking spent tbh??? There’s some days I just DON’T want to down 6-8 ibuprofen at once to take away the pain? With Perk, if I even NEED the pills, I’m down to 2 pills needed with Perk picking up the slack.

You guys. I know money is tight, I KNOW its hard to justify getting ~Pampery Nice Things for yourself, guys. Buyers guilt. But this? This is not pampering. Wanting COMFORT from crippling, terrible issues is not pampering. In the same breath, there is a salve called Hot Pepper for muscle/joint aches. It comes as a lotion and as a stick like Perk does, (though Hot Pepper is noticeably bigger.) I recommend Hot Pepper in the same breath as Perk, because riding horses you get aches in places you fucking shouldn’t, and that stuff is like Bengay. But harder, better, faster and stronger. It might be a Daft Punk song too, idk. But it’s worth looking into if you have aches and pains. I have the hip of a 80 year old country line dancer, I use it 4-5 times a week if it’s bad.

Please use THIS referral link if you would like to buy Perk! Or any other Posh product, and don’t forget to ask me about products! I have tried EVERYTHING except the bath bombs/hand creams, and I can ask my Aunt about those. The stuff I stick to is acne, muscle, headache, hair growth/fixing and some skin products.

elluka can tell kiril apart from the others easily but as for seth and pale she can only guess by clothes

kiyoteruception indeed but imagine one day where kiril wears pale’s clothes, pale wears seth’s clothes and seth wears kiril’s clothes.

“TH-THEY’RE ALL BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE THEM AND I WOULD ABSOLUTELY DATE LUKAS WITHOUT A DOUBT”

send me  🍹 for a short fanfic/headcanon of our musesoutofcharacter: oh would you look at that the meme symbol looks like that cup thing in churches

   “You let the caravan stay. Why?”

   A room was supposed to be private, if Seth remembered correctly. He turned to look at the view of the city that he governed over from the window, and he could almost feel the tension building up in the room over the dancer’s question.

   “You’re not supposed to ask questions. My word is law,” he replied quietly.

   Levianta, for all that he remembered, had an annual famine that gets worse each passing year. The caravan of entertainers were natural ‘outsiders’, and it came across as a surprise to Seth when he was younger on that strange policy of getting them out of the country once it hits. Most visitors were poor and homeless, especially those of Levia’s kind.

   But as he grew older, he realized that the country had the means to provide, and thus when the question arose, Seth decided to administer pardon and grace, ‘all in the name of Our Goddess - She surely would have wanted the same.’

   The council disliked his momentary honesty at once, King Adam honored his decision, and the people were surprised - to be honest, Seth wanted to bite his own tongue and tear it out from his mouth upon defending the rights of those silly, annoying entertainers, but they need to eat too, and to throw them out would be throwing them to the desert.

   He hasn’t heard a word she said so far - his thoughts were louder than her exclamations, but really, has he not seen a woman so ungrateful and loud…?

   “-and I think you’ll be really popular among the locals from here on out. But just so you know, you’ve completely won me over, Your Holiness~”

   Ugh.