#clockwork headcanon

Tim: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Toby: >:O Language

Jeff: Yeah watch your fucking language

Natalie: Okay, who taught Jeff the fuck word?!

Y/N: ‘The fuck word’

Brian: Are you that oblivious? You guys say the f word all the time

Jeff: Oh my god he censored it

Y/N: Say fuck, Brian.

Omg Clockwork! But her friends and enemies call her Natalie😎

She might be my most changed character yet! As you guys can see, mages exist in my au, but they are extremely rare as you need the right gene to be able to use magic. It also varies how easy it comes to them, like learning to whistle or wiggle your ears. To some it’s quick and easy, to some it’s a long and difficult learning path. Fun fact about me: I used to be able to whistle, but then I forgot how to do it lmaoooo

Sorry if you guys don’t like how she is in my headcanon, but as you may have read in my other posts, humans have it hard in my world and need to be special in order to be able to make it and work for a monsters organisation. Clockwork’s a mage so she’s in high demand hehe. That’s also why she’s not a proxy, but can stay at the mansion even though she’s human.

She’s also very neutral when it comes to ethics and morals. As long as she’s allowed to do her work and research without much interruption, she’ll work for anyone that can provide reading material and a place to sleep. She doesn’t have many moral standpoints, but one is that she’ll never delve into demonic spells, that’s a good way to get your soul corrupted lol

I’m also struggling with if I want her to have a small thing for Toby or just see him as a great friend and be a lesbian aaaaaaanajajaksksjs. You guys can headcanon that for yourselves :P

Aight anon you didnt mention who to write for so I'm gonna write about all my favs, also this will be infuenced by my personal rewrite so I hope you dont mind!!

(Charcters included: Jeff, Ben, Nina, Toby, EJ, Clockwork, Jane, Masky/Tim, The Operator and a hint of Laughing Jack)

I'll make a part 2 as soon as I can because I have way too many thoughts about the Mansion to fit in one post.

Thank you for the ask!!!

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◇Slender Mansion Headcanons◇

◇Part 1◇

• Actual fucking chaos

• Thank god the Mansion is so deep in the woods because they would have been reported for SEVERAL noise complaints.

• Ben and Jeff usually play videogames late into the night (usually old PS2 titles, horror or multiplayer games) and Jeff has almost 0 voice control.

• So Tim (or Jane) usually has to barge in and yell at them to keep it down, not that he sleeps much anyways but theyre annoying and Nina is a light sleeper.

• Ben, Clockwork and Tim are all insomniacs so they usually all play board games or go for long drives together, Ben has successfully gotten them into dnd.

: ̗̀➛Clockwork's favorite coffee is unfiltered bitter ones because she prefers bitter or salty flavors to sweet.

: ̗̀➛She wears an eye patch whenever she has to go out for something and mingle in public because she doesn't want to draw too much attention. Still, she doesn't go out in public much, she just joins the 'lovely' society to go to the bar or something since she hates the society.

: ̗̀➛When she needs something, she waits for the evening and steals it, if it is urgent, she chooses a secluded place and quickly kills the owner of that place.

: ̗̀➛Actually she can play the violin very well even though she doesn't tell anyone, she watched videos on how to play the violin on YouTube and trained herself on this subject when she was a little kid. She always thought violins are pretty cool and relaxing and she still do.

: ̗̀➛When she first put the watch in her eye, she got inflammation, and it was very bad, her eye burned for days as if someone had put a flaming stick into it. And the inflammation did not dry for days. She still feels a little pain while remembering that days.

: ̗̀➛Since she has basic first aid knowledge, she prefers to take care of herself when she is injured. She literally hates to people seeing her vulnerable and wounded.

: ̗̀➛Clockwork is actually very smart, although she doesn't show it. But she doesn't prefer to use her intelligence, so many people take her for a fool.

: ̗̀➛Since the "Creepypasta mansion" is not real, Clockwork uses her victims house for a while. First she kills some random people and then sneaks out and finds another house to avoid being caught.

: ̗̀➛After her breakup with Toby she decided not to date anyone regardless of gender because this isn't the first time she's been let down by a man.

: ̗̀➛Although she is one of the creepypastas who get caught by the police the most because she takes a long time to make his victims suffer, she manages to escape from the crime scene or prison, leaving behind bloody cops.

: ̗̀➛A true coffee lover, she drinks coffee almost every chance he gets.

: ̗̀➛Since her beloved toy giraffe Jaffy was burned in the fire, she stole a new toy giraffe for herself, but was angry that this did not replace Jaffy. So she broke the toy into pieces.

: ̗̀➛She doesn't have much to do with the other creepycakes except Jeff, Zero and Zalgo. She doesn't want or need to this because, she's already pretty happy with it.

: ̗̀➛Clockwork speaks a little Spanish because she had some of it in her mind, when she was little, she watched Spanish TV series with her mother.

: ̗̀➛She literally hates eating vegetables.

: ̗̀➛She hardly ever cleans her knives, and when she does, she doesn't pay much attention to it.

: ̗̀➛Before she kills his victims, she cuts their tongue out to keep them from screaming.

: ̗̀➛Clockwork learned how to drive using cars that she stole from other people because her beloved father not allowing her to get a driver's license before she left home. And while she learns how to drive, she suffered so many numerous injuries and serious accidents.

: ̗̀➛She doesn't know exactly why she hates people, but she especially hates judgmental people.

: ̗̀➛As a kid, she wanted a treehouse more than anything because her school had one in the yard, but the other kids wouldn't let Natalie in because they thought she was a freak. Every time Natalie tried to climb a tree, she was pushed down before she could get high enough. The only time she could use the treehouse at school was on cold nights when her dear father kicked her out of the house.

: ̗̀➛She never washes his knives, so the previous times she accidentally cut herself, she had to steal the necessary vaccine from the hospital to avoid tetanus. And obviously it wasn't easy.

: ̗̀➛Clockwork does justice to the word brutal, for example, she once gouged out the eyes of a victim's baby and fed it to her, and then killed them both. (You don't have to like the character, but your loved ones are doing worse things and don't hate Clockwork just because it's a girl)

: ̗̀➛She doesn't know how those bottles with ships in them are made, and they had a discussion with Toby about this example a few times.

: ̗̀➛She has a very limited wardrobe and all, also a few of her existing clothes are covered in bloodstains. She can steal new clothes, but it's not easy to find something that fits her style and she doesn't care enough about her looks.

: ̗̀➛When she was little, her favorite kind of candy was lollipops, and she always bought drawing items or a lollipop whenever her mom gives her money for lunch. She loves the pleasant taste in his mouth which stays for a long time. Her favorite flavor was cola.

: ̗̀➛She has a lot of trouble when she sleeps at night because of the clock eye, and this is one of the reasons why she doesn't sleep until she faints. The clatter of the clock echoing in the silence drives Clockwork crazy enough to make her want to tear herself apart.

: ̗̀➛Her knives have a name and Toby is comparing them to each other just to piss her off so he ships them. He even tried to write a story about the two of her knives being lovers. Even though he didn't know there was such a thing as a fanfic, this was exactly what he did.

: ̗̀➛She loves scented candles, although she doesn't tell anyone, but hates the burning woody scent of incense. The reason she likes scented candles is because they create a pleasant atmosphere while drawing and she likes only a few types anyway. If I said scented candle, don't think of such cute things. Before lighting the candles, she acts careful not to damage the wick. And sometimes she carves the wax and gives it strange shapes.

: ̗̀➛Halloween is her least favorite day because everyone thinks her appearance is a costume and she hates it with a burning passion. She rages especially when people try to compliment her on her costume for being so realistic. Because what people think is a simple costume is the heavily battered body that she's been doomed to for the rest of her life.

: ̗̀➛She has a special point towards animals, she thinks they are innocent because they are not aware of anything. She especially loves cats and snakes. In fact, if she had the opportunity, she would have been one of those people who kept snakes in their house.

: ̗̀➛Contrary to popular belief, she and Jane have a hostile relationship because of her friend Jeff. Well come on, who likes someone who's sworn to kill their best friend?

: ̗̀➛The subjects she didn't hate at school were painting and literature. Although she says that literature is only for lame nerds, she continues to read from time to time in secret from everyone. She's even read a few Jane Austen books for a school project before, and although romance and classics was not her preferred genre, she didn't find Austen's style bad. She is a type who likes to read more gothic literature, mystery/thriller concepts and underground literature. Still, if anyone asks, she doesn't even touch anything other than comic books.

"Pfft, like we care. Of course we're gonna kick their thick asses!"

"And you think my life was easy? Do you have any damn idea how hard to feeling so helpless and weak!?"

"What, no fucking way! Two-headed dicks are not real!"

"Okey I'm waiting but please don't blame me if you feel a little bit stabbed."

"Do I look like fucking Freud? He was a total weirdo!"

"I hate to say this but if you're gonna die, I'll kill you for it."

"Whaaaatttt, of course I'm not drunkkkk. Can a drunk person do thissss?"

Afternoons in the Proxy Commons and Spirit Halloween

[Jane the Killer, Nina the Killer, Clockwork, Kate the Chaser X F!Reader]

[Warnings: none]

[AN: I really want to go to a Spirit Halloween, sigh]

It’s not often that you’re able to spend time in Slender manor. In fact, the place isn’t even really your domain to begin with. You come here every now and then to help with festivities the Slender Man deems necessary for “morale”. This upcoming festivity? Halloween.

Your pseudo boss, the Slender Man, told you to head to the store and get some decorations which was ludacris in itself. He’s an almighty, powerful being and he needs you to go to Spirit Halloween when he hosts a manor full of murderers from all over the country daily?

The answer is apparently yes.

“You may take the ladies with you,” The Slender Man waves off. “They are not doing anything this afternoon.”

You drop your shoulders, knowing that it’s useless to even consider going against his word. “And we’re going to pay for this with what?”

The Slender Man makes noise of amusement before one of his long tendrils opens up a drawer to his left, opening it and producing a - a credit card? He hums quietly and lowers it down to you, depositing the plastic into your hands.

“A debit card? Really?”

“Is that a problem?”

“Where did you even get this?”

“None of your concern.” The Slender Man’s tendril finds its way to your back before turning you towards his office door, pushing you towards it. “The ladies are in the proxy commons.”

You glance over your shoulder at him before nodding, a slight grin on your lips at his general annoyance of you before pushing the big doors open. You mentally begin to think over the way to the proxy commons, the mansion bending its hallways to your destination. The halls here always smell of jasmine.

When you reopen your eyes after zoning out for a moment or two, you realize that you’re standing in front of the arch of the proxy commons. It’s actually relatively empty save for a table full of ladies you’ve only ever met a handful of times. You take in a small breath, almost hyping yourself and your confidence up before stepping in. Soft rays of sunlight pass over your skin as you walk into the well lit room and listen to the gentle hum of passing conversation.

There, sitting at a round table are four of the most influential women in your society. Jane the Killer, beauty in black. Clockwork, timeless in every sense. Kate the Chaser, a subtle treasure. Nina the Killer, devotion like none other.

They’re smiling and laughing, enjoying the afternoon with each other when Nina finally pipes up and notices you. Her eyes widen for a moment before her lips curl up into a beaming smile. “Oh, you’re finally here!” She exclaimed, hopping out of her seat. “He told us to expect you.”

Nina’s hands are cold as she wraps her arms around you, but you welcome her touch all the same. “He did?”

Kate nods, a small hum coming from her throat as she sips at her tea. “Mhm. Already got a car waiting in Rosswood’s parking lot.”

“Ready to go when you are,” Natalie pipes in as she drinks the rest of her beverage.

“Might as well uh, leave now,” you say as you catch Jane’s warm smile, voice faltering for just a moment.

The ladies nod and begin to get up, Nina linking her arm with yours before she begins to drag you towards the mansion’s entrance.

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“He couldn’t just use his infinite power and use his own halloween decorations?” Natalie says as she shoves her hands in her pockets, looking up at the reasonably crowded Spirit Halloween.

Kate shrugs and locks the car before plopping the keys into her hoodie’s pocket. “He likes to keep us on our toes, I guess,” she chuckles, nodding for the group to follow her.

Jane matches pace with you and Nina (who has refused to unlink arms with you the entire time she’s been in your presence), before resting her head on your shoulder. “I wanna check out the costumes,” she says, nuzzling into you.

You smile and nuzzle her back, softly melting into her touch as you do so. “Me too.”

“I want to see the decorations,” Nina beams. “I’m thinking we go full Halloween party this year, screw the upper class!” She exclaims, now dragging you and Jane at full speed.

The notion brings a laugh from Natalie as she opens the front door, letting everyone else inside before her. “Don’t get too carried away,” she says. “We’re here to Reader can to a job,” she grins.

“It’s not like we have to make it boring,” Nina pouts.

“I’d also love to see what costumes Reader looks best in,” Jane muses. “Maybe a little bunny?” She jokes, index finger tapping your nose and making you giggle as you scrunch your nose up in response.

“What about a kitty?” Kate suggests as she glances down one of the aisles. “I think that would be purr-fect for her.” Kate grins slightly and holds her hand out to you, watching as you unlink your arm from Nina’s to travel down to the lawn decorations.

You chuckle as Kate warmly holds you while glancing at all the lawn decorations. There’s clowns, slashers, things that you’d genuinely love to have on Slender Man’s front lawn! However, you know that he’d be put off by the “tackiness”.

You turn your head to the side and that’s when you see it - a giant, poorly made Slender Man that wiggles its arms and barely lunges at whoever is viewing it. “Oh my gods,” you say, suddenly letting go of Kate’s hand and stalking towards the ungodly thing like a moth to moonlight.

Kate raises a brow and looks over her shoulder to finally see what you’re looking at, and a laugh escapes her throat. “Oh my gods, guys, look-” she says as she begins to walk over and join you, hands in her pockets.

Natalie, who had been busy talking shit at the poor Pennywise animatronic, was suddenly pulled over by Jane to see the Slender Man reject. She grins and links arms with Jane and Nina, laughter escaping their lips as the thing lunges weakly at you. “He’s so ugly,” she snorts.

“He’s always ugly,” Nina giggles as she looks upwards at the tall prop.

“Yeah,” Natalie adds on, “how dare he exist in the same space as Reader, right?”

Laughter rings out from the group as their eyes slowly move over to you.

“Beauty and the Beast situation,” Kate continues as she slings her arm over your shoulders.

“She’s gotta kiss him to make him pretty?” Nina chuckles as she pokes the animatronic’s spindly arms. “Ooooo, maybe if Reader kissed me I’d become pretty?”

You make a sound of surprise and feel heat rush to your cheeks. “What? You’re already pretty!”

“Think I might need a kiss too,” Natalie hums.

“Same here,” Jane grins.

Kate hums and presses her lips to the crown of your head. “Me too.” You laugh and shake your head before reaching into your back pocket for the list of things you need. “Ladies, we’re here on a mission!” You exclaim in a slightly flustered tone.

“We know,” Jane hums, her fingers gently playing with your loose strands of hair. “But how often do we get to hang out with you?”

“Right,” Natalie nods. “Might as well have some fun with it,” she teases in a joking tone, her hand grabbing yours.

You watch with wide eyes as the clock eyed woman raises it to her lips, gently planting a kiss on the back of it. Heat erupts over your face once more. Your heart is thumping wildly in your chest.

Nina pouts. “No fair!” She stomps her boot onto the linoleum tile. “I was gonna do that to Reader!”

Kate laughs and sways you in her arms. “Reader does have another hand.”

You sigh playfully and relent, watching as the clad in purple woman bounds up to you.

Slenderman: 10ft and can shrink down to 8ft, but that drains his energy.

Zalgo: 10.5 ft and can shift his form to any size

Masky/Timothy Wright: 5'6 because what me and my friends call him and I quote "A pathetic bottom."

Hoodie: 6'2 because he probably tops the pathetic bottom.

Ticci Toby: 5'9 because he also probably tops the pathetic bottom.

Jeff the killer: 5'9 because he probably shares brain cells with Toby, which makes them the same height.

Jane the killer: 5'6 because she is mom

Clockwork: 5'7 because she is mom's wife.

Nina the killer: 5'3 because she is baby and I love her.

Eyeless Jack: 6'3 because I can.

Ben drowned: 5'0 because yeah.

[Slight high school AU??] 

Jeff The Killer: Got detention for an entire semester for pulling a huge prank during a school assembly where everyone was in the auditorium. He didn’t actually do it and got framed for it due to a week prior, he got caught drawing dicks on the principal’s car during Lunch. 

Ben Drowned: Brought weed to school and forgot he had it in his backpack. Got caught by a teacher when he was taking out his notebook, literally dipped out of class, was chased down the hallway by the school security with students watching him and cheering him on to escape and recording him on their phones

Eyeless Jack: The night before, he stayed up late studying for a test only to fall asleep during on a set during his Stage Management class. He didn’t make it to the test and the other stage management class thought he was a drama student acting to be asleep. 

Masky: While being a teacher’s aid, he got the answers for the upcoming tests and had people pay him for a cheat sheet. Also made fake hall passes/ early dismissal notes/ excused absence papers and sold them to people.  

Hoodie: Got dress coded for wearing his hoodie during class and listening to music instead of listening to lectures. He also ordered pizza to detention when he was serving his detention time.

Ticci Toby: Got sent to the Principal’s office for chanting “Danny DeVito” three times while a Sub was running the class. The principal was out so just to spite the sub, he chanted “Danny DeVito our Lord” on the intercom.

Jane The Killer: Started a fad of Body Positivity movement by accident when she was defending a girl that was getting dress coded for wearing a crop top that barely showed her stomach.

Clockwork: Discreetly locked a student out of class so she would be marked late. That same kid got locked in a locker too.

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