#clementine.

AND THIS WEEK'S TOP TEN ARE, in order of votes received:

01. abilene perez, 15, 846 votes. 02. cecelia sinclair, 13, 647 votes. 03. brooks keller, 12, 597 votes. 04. lucas shepherd, 11, 547 votes. 05. sullivan vane, 10, 436 votes. 06. wyatt callahan, 9, 448 votes. 07. guinevere gunn, 8, 398 votes. 08. stella nasr, 7, 348 votes. 09. marigold lewis, 7, 237 votes. 10. clementine brandt, 7, 126 votes.

Abilene Perez believed in the power of salvation, especially when it came in the form of one of her very own friends. Okay, reading The Muckraker and taking it as fact was the one thing she shouldn't be doing. As Proverbs 16:28 states: 'A perverse person stirs up conflict, and a gossip separates close friends.' And Abilene refused to be a part of a narrative that would separate her from Clementine in the name of gossip.

Still, she was worried after reading the disgusting information that not only did Clementine have sex but that she had created a new superhuman strain of STD in her boy howdy. Early that morning, Abilene had cornered Clem in the library, practically huddling her into a corner.

"I just wanted to let you know that I've been praying for your salvation all weekend, Clem. What a horrible thing to happen," she exasperated, assuming that Clementine would just know what she was talking about. Abi rested a hand on the other's shoulder to convey sympathy. "Just know the celibacy club will always have space for you."

" i do not care who you are, your lap is my seat for tonight. "

“ why would you say that to me . ” picking an ice cube out of her glass to fling it at him . “ i am already living in absolute terror you gremlin . why else would i be at your house instead of mine ? ” a silent ‘ answer that question you smarty pants ’ lingering in the air . “ alright but if i fart after ... it’s your fault for giving me cheese . ” she grinned only half joking as she nibbled on the tart . making a small grimace though she kept eating it , “ i hate it . ”

FIRST   OF   ALL,   CONGRATULATIONS   ARE   IN   ORDER   since   it   sounds   like   she's   making   the   most   of   her   college   experience.   those   sexless   puritan   glee   clubbers   cannot   #RELATE.   come   on,   gleeks,   start   sucking   and   fucking   for   inspiration   so   i   can   finally   hear   your   rendition   of   WAP   by   cardi   and   megan.   just   imagine   our   favorite   crackship   yuri,   stella   and   cecelia,   on   lead!   but   with   commendations   out   of   the   way,   it   is   the   muckrakers'   responsibility   to   report   any   potentially   harmful   situations   on   campus,   and   so   we   will   be   reporting   clementine   to   the   CDC   for   cultivating   a   #BIOLOGICALWEAPON   in   her   vagina.   practice   safe   sex,   saint   rivera!