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Hank Olson Appreciation Week Prompt: Oh My Darlin'

Some of these are a little boring but I’m sharing them anyways. Some of them have a distinct pattern/theme to their contact names and others are just pure vibes.

(Also this is for my Modern College AU if that wasnt clear)

Harkness Does everyone’s first initial and last name

Olson - H. Olson

Baker - A. Baker

Barkovitch - G. Barkovitch

Parker - C. Parker

McVries - P. McVries

Garraty - R. Garraty

Stebbins - W. Stebbins

Olson Name he calls them (usually) and last name is however he knows the person

Harkness - Harkness Roommate

Baker - Art Third

Barkovitch - Devilspawn Roommate

Parker - Parker Roommate

McVries - McVries Roommate

Garraty - Garraty Roommate

Stebbins - Stebbins Roommate

Baker First name/whatever name he calls them by

Harkness - Rich

Olson - Hank

Barkovitch - Barkovitch

Parker - Collie

McVries - Pete

Garraty - Ray

Stebbins - Stebbins

Barkovitch

Harkness - Crutches

Olson - Gum Dealer

Baker - Bible Boy

Parker - Shower Hog

McVries - Songwriter

Garraty - Gay Ray

Stebbins - Jelly Whore

Parker

Harkness - Glasses

Olson - Clementine’s Boytoy

Baker - Church Boy

Barkovitch - Freak (changed to “Freak (affectionate)” after they start dating)

McVries - Garraty Simp

Garraty - Maine Sux

Stebbins - Weirdo

McVries

Harkness - Upcoming Author

Olson - Sinbad

Baker - “Sweaty hole”

Barkovitch - Barkobitch

Parker - Secret Softie

Garraty - White Chocolate 🤤

Stebbins - Funny Bunny 🤤

(“Why do Garraty and Stebbins’ contact names have drooling emojis” “Why don’t you mind your business”)

Garraty

Harkness - Reporter

Olson - Shortstop

Baker - Astronaut

Barkovitch - Feral Cat

Parker - Maine Hater

McVries - Poet

Stebbins - White Rabbit

Stebbins Just full government name

Harkness - Richard Harkness

Olson - Henry Olson

Baker - Arthur Baker

Barkovitch - Garfield Barkovitch

Parker - Collie Parker

McVries - Peter McVries

i’ll let this one speak for itself.

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