#cinderfell

omg i thought he just handed her cabal's ruin but did he really give her all the cards

“Percy.” There is a deadly warning in her voice as she speaks, hands resting against hips as she stares him down with a ferocity all are familiar with.

He only responds with a groan. (Muffled, with his face pressed into the carpeted floor he’s sprawled himself out on dramatically.)

“Percy...” she says, softer this time, in an attempt to tug at his heartstrings. She’s only met with another groan.

“Percy!” Keyleth barks, nudging him in the stomach with her foot. 

“Leave me to die.”

This prompted an eyeroll, “You’re so dramatic.”

“I am reacting precisely as reasonable as this conflict expects of me.”

“Percy, you spilled your drink on yourself.”

“I stained my favorite cardigan with red wine.”

Keyleth hums, eyeing the white article with distaste, “Kind of an improvement, wouldn’t you say?”

Percy’s head shoots up and he fixes Keyleth with an offended look, glaring daggers at her. Pelor grant me strength, she can practically hear him say through his furrowed brows. “Keyleth, I’ll kill you.”

She snorts. “With what, your spite and bad clothing taste?”

listen like MONTHS ago when i rewatched the princess bride, that quote made me wail because it was right after percy’s resurrection lmao

this is why you can’t be funny, kyle

bi/pan people exist and can have preferences lmao so qrow obviously enjoying women doesn’t mean he can’t like men, especially when rt has never said anything about qrow being attracted to men or not