#cinawolf

“I’ll be dressing up as the most incredible creature there ever was and ever will be, of course.”

- who cries when someone dies in a movie

Neither, they’re not big criers. Jonathan also doesn’t often sit through a whole movie

-who wears the ugly holiday garb

Both, Jonathan because clothes are clothes and Edward because he likes pulling that kind of thing off

-who pays for the meals

Edward. Jonathan has never even tried

-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone

Edward slams the oven door and Jonathan plays the trombone

-who brings home stray animals

Jonathan, but more to be annoying than because he cares about them. The more annoying the better

-who leaves the bathroom door open

Like... when they’re using it? Neither, they both like privacy. When they’re not? Are you supposed to leave the door closed when no one is in it?

-who tells the ‘dad jokes’

Edward, obviously

-who wants kids more

Edward, but he knows better not just because of himself but because Jonathan hates children

-who travels more

Edward. Jonathan prefers to stay put

-who spends more cash

Edward, since he’s the only one who ever has any. Jonathan mostly just buys coffee if anything

-who buys the things in infomercials

Neither. Jonathan isn’t big on TV and Edward just makes fun of them

-who draws in the dust on their cars

Edward draws in the dust on Jonathan’s truck because he won’t clean the damned thing

-who starts the snowball fights

Edward did once and that was the day he learned just how much Jonathan hates snow

-who throws away the directions to things

Both. Jonathan can’t be bothered to read them and Edward is confident he’ll figure it out himself

-who puts up holiday decor

They don’t usually celebrate holidays but whoever feels like it will generally put up whatever they have lying around

-who is more likely to forget to bathe

Edward swears Jonathan doesn’t know where the shower is located. Or the garden hose

-who gets more obsessed about things

Edward. This makes him a real horror to live with and Jonathan either attempts to head him off when he sees the signs or resolves to ignore him entirely until it’s over

-who sings in the shower more often