#ciabxrned

[text] Duh

send me a ship and i’ll tell you …

—— Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?

Shawn, and he probably uses Michael’s shirt as a tissue.

—— Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?

Shawn because he’s in a rush to have food before going out to help a client and he’s careless and it results in nearly blowing the house up.

—— Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?

Shawn when he’s in trouble with Michael and trying to humor his way out of it. It never works and usually just results in him getting scolded for sneaking up on people.

—— Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?

I imagine them both doing this to each other, although Shawn probably does it more often.

—— Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon?

I can’t picture Michael sitting down and watching TV unless Shawn asked him to so I’d say Shawn?

—— Who laughs more during sex?

I have no clue how to answer this one, I don’t think either of them would be laughing all that much. xD

—— WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?

My character has been sent to prison. Inbox me ☣ for their reaction to yours visiting them.

Shit happened.

When it came down to it that’s all it was, really. Shit happening. A little slip up on a job, a recognized face, some old records coming up, connections to a burned Spy and a former IRA agent, and the next thing Sam knew, well, he was here. He’d be lying if he were to say it wasn’t a huge relief to see his best friend enter the visitor’s room.

“Hey, Mikey.” Sam smiled sheepishly, rubbing his cuffed wrists lightly as he shifted in his seat. “I don’t suppose you brought a mojito with you, did you?”