Thanks to everyone for the support and participation in the #chokaruiweek2026 doodle session! Special thanks to @twnj for their awesome work in detailing the Akimichi Initiation Ceremony, in which Choza welcomes Karui into their family; and Choji and Karui standing in the rain after the 4th War: "Rain washes away to reveal new beginnings."
I really love the "New Beginnings" prompt--bittersweet endings and memories, mixed with new starts and occasions. I believe one thing that goes unnoticed with Choji and Karui is how their insecurities are placed on them by others. The comments they receive are all things I've received at one point or another. But there's a time for everything: to heal, to love, and to celebrate with people who care about you.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
â Live Streamingâ Interactive Chatâ Private Showsâ HD Qualityâ Free Actions
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
The kanji means "blind", for obvious reasons. Both physical and metaphorical.
22. Kaguya clan leader: Yaban éčŽ
Meaning "savage" or "barbarian", again for evident reasons.
23. Neji's mother: Nozomi ć
Even if we never see much of her, barely a frame or two (here), she was devastated at Hizashi's death. I named her "hope".
24. Tenten's parents: Bao Hong and Shui Feng
If you're somehow knowledgeable about Chinese culture, these two terms probably ring a bell for you XDDD. The hong bao are traditional red envelopes used for gifts (money), and the widely famous feng shui is the concept of energy harmony in places.
So far I've never found a fanart that satisfied me, but this is a close one.
25. Rock Lee's parents: Hoi Chuen and Shan Dong
Every Naruto fan should know that Kishimoto based Rock Lee's design in two actual martial fighters, Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan. Hoi Chuen was the name of Bruce Lee's father, and Shandong was the province in China where Jackie Chan was born.
So far no good fanart found, please let me know if you see any.
26. Shino Aburame's mother: Kaho
Taken from a very good fanart that I liked lots! :-)
27. Hinata's mother: Hikari ĺ
The kanji directly means "light" or "brightness".
28. Karin's mother: Shimazu ĺłść´Ľ
Since this poor woman had to escape her birthplace, I used the kanji for "island" and "ferry/port", reflecting her sad journey.
I didn't go the extra mile for this one, it simply means "moustache" because the guy had one. What more do you need?
30. Iwagakure's sadist kunoichi: Shukketsu ĺşčĄ
For a long time I used to call her simply Iwakuno, and that was it. Only recently I actually put in the effort to give her an actual name, which means "bleeding". Quite fitting, don't you think?
31. First hoshikage: Rashinban çž éç¤
Two minor unofficial kages, but since I've named the second hoshikage in Part 1, I wanted to name them as well. Rashinban is the name of constellation Pyxis (the Compass).
32. Third hoshikage: Subaru ć´
Subaru is the star cluster of Pleiades.
33. Inuzuka clan member: Fukubu č šé¨
I already used this random Inuzuka boy for my fanon team :-). Following the clan's tradition, his name means "abdomen".
34. Chouji's tsukuyomi wife: Saibou 匝夢
No offense to Karui, I actually like her but I don't support the ship at all. Saibou's name literally means "dream wife", with alternative readings of the kanji. She was totally into Chouji and I found that heartwarming.
35. Kabuto's sensei: Giman Utaga 揺ç ç
Many fans have questioned this character, and yet we were never given a single clue about him O_O? Giman means deceit and utagau is the verb for being suspicious or being under doubt, so the whole name literally translates as "being suspicious of deception".
36. Iwagakure chuunin: Niniwa
Ok, so sometimes I get tired of thinking up too much and just roll with the simplest thing that comes to my mind. This is Niniwa's case. She is the war crush of previously mentioned Fukubu Inuzuka. No particular meaning to her name, just an inversion of Iwa-nin that sounded nice enough to become an actual name.
37. Haku's parents: Kyokuten ćĽľçš and Koori ć°ˇ
Cold-related names, both of them. Father's means "pole" and mother's means "ice". Yes, in this case the double o is necessary because it's not a diphthong ou. If you wrongly write it as kori that is "stiffness", not "ice" (though sometimes an H is also used to mark a long vowel, so Kohri would also be correct).
38. Kirigakure female ANBU: Yuusetsu čéŞ
Because even dumb Naruto realized how much this kunoichi resembled Haku, so I think she might be a survivor of Yuki clan from the purging era. Now that fifth mizukage Mei Terumii is promoting peace and inclusion and learning from your mistakes, I wanted to reflect this on her name, which translates as "melting snow".
39. Tenten's brother: Wu Xing
Ok, so if you ever bothered watching Rock Lee's spin-off series, you'll know it's pure comedy! XDDD In one of my fave episodes, Tenten more or less cross-dresses as a boy, which brought me the idea of her having a brother. Finding this great fanart only added fuel to it.
The name wasn't easy this time. Since Tenten's name is pretty much calling her "sky-sky", I tried to call the brother "land-land/ground-ground", but the kanji readings for that gave a rather stupid-sounding name (it was either Tsuchitsuchi or Toto/Dodo). So I settled with Wu Xing, which refers to the five elements in Chinese philosophy.
40. Three Takigakure kunoichi: RyĹŤri, Rainen and Konen
Because I like to rescue names from Naruto novels that I don't even read XDDD.
In the Takigakure novel that was adapted into an ova, a few summons appeared, but sadly they were cut off in the anime version. RyĹŤrimaru was Hisen's koi summon (given to the middle one), while Rainenmaru and Konenmaru were catfish summons belonging to Suien (given to the two on the sides).
One year after the Third Shinobi War, Konohaâs âvictoryâ is frayed at the edges. Budgets are bone. Tempers are glass. Someone turns scarcity into a weapon to pry the village open from the inside. Minato is the heart; the village is the body; Old remnants are the cold hand that says bodies survive on discipline alone. Tea kettles, ledgers, and one precise knife decide the argument.
I. Lemon Oil and Old Paper
The council chamber was scrubbed to an alibi. Lemon oil masked the fatigue of wood scored by a dozen old fights; the floorâs waxed shine tried to convince the eye that history cannot stain. Rain worked the barrier with a steady palm. The hum dropped half a tone - the sound the building made when weather insisted.
Year One had trained Minato to stand in rooms like this. Sitting invited people to count your breaths. Standing meant you could move before someone turned a sentence into a directive.
Koharu began without preface. âCentral granary reports a shortfall. Flood damage in the south. Insect pressure in the west. We need emergency powers to requisition stock before merchants hoard.â
âBeforeâ Homura repeated, like repetition could cosplay as consensus.
Shikaku didnât sit either. He turned a file edge with a forefinger, eyelids lowered. He had the air of a man whoâd been born in a meeting and never forgave the midwife. âShortfallâs plausibleâ he said. âTiming isnât.â
Across the table, Danzoâs gaze had the polished look of a stone that never reflected light. âHokage-samaâ he said, the honorific balanced like a blade, âwe are fresh from war. Hesitation costs lives. Authorize ANBU to seize warehouses and detain obstructive traders under subsection twenty one. I have teams on standby.â
Minato glanced at his thumbnail - his private signal for thinking - then at the ledgers. Konoha-mill paper, a little rough and faintly sweet from the slurry. âDo provincial warehouse logs match the central ledger?â
The breath the room didnât take was the answer.
âThey will,â Koharu said coolly. âWe have clarified incentives.â
âI want the place-by-place logs - signatures, seals, origin marks - by dusk,â Minato said.
âImpossibleâ Danzo replied. âA village is not held with soft hands.â
âIt isnât held without them.â Minato didnât lift his voice; he shifted the spine of the room with policy. âEmergency powers granted for distribution, not seizure. Priority: Medical Corps, then civilian households. Clan stocks are exempt, unless a clan head files a voluntary surplus - sealed and witnessed. We stabilize first. Panic is a price.â
Koharuâs mouth thinned. Homura watched his own hands like they might defect. Danzoâs eye did not change.
âReconvene at duskâ Minato said. âShikaku, stay.â
The elders left in the particular hush of people who believe they are weather. When the latch clicked, Shikaku let his shoulders drop a centimeter and slid a single photograph across the table.
Two boys too young to shave. Sacks in a back room. A scale without a weight. A ledger held upside down by a child who had learned stillness as survival.
âTwo ânewâ clerksâ Shikaku said. âNo records before five days ago. One âflood lossâ rerouted into a dry district. Someoneâs manufacturing scarcity. They used kids to sell the lie.â
âRoot?â Minato asked.
âOr someone staging Rootâ Shikaku replied, raising an index finger. âEither way, the marketâs primed. If we donât puncture it by noon, we get runs on staples.â
âHow close can we get without spooking?â Minato asked.
âCloseâ Shikaku said, not bothering to look up. âIf the face isnât authority.â
Minato looked at the hat on its peg and left it there.
II. Midday: The Weaponized Neighborhood
Konoha at noon ran on muscle memory: noodle steam bargaining with sesame smoke; fish blinking judgment from shaved ice; wind-bells that kept losing coin tosses to the breeze. Aunties triangulated information the way retired tacticians triangulate artillery. Minato walked the market like a civilian with a list. He bought a radish he didnât need. He asked the grain-seller if barley would go up tomorrow (no), if flour kept better in cedar or clay (clay), and whether the blue dye from the north bled (only on Tuesdays, her brother swears it). He listened to answers that werenât to his questions and followed where talk went quiet too neatly.
The stallâs back room smelled of rice dust and old wood. A boy sat very straight with a ledger he could not read. A door opened on oiled hinges. The man in gray had heel-to-toe chakra - trained to leave no prints.
âCan I help youâ he said. No question mark.
âIâd like the inventoryâ Minato said. He set his hand on the counter; his sleeve slid just enough to show a sliver of standard blue. Not the hat. Just the fact.
The manâs eyes did quick arithmetic. âAh.â
âYouâll bring me the falsified ledgerâ Minato said, voice as even as he was discussing the weather. âYouâll write true names for who tasked you. Youâll keep every recruit breathing.â
âYou presume I--â
âI presumeâ Minato said, âyou like sleeping in Konoha and eating its rice. Bring me your knot. Iâll pull it.â
The man glanced at the boy. Something moved in his jaw - not mercy, calculation. He nodded once.
Minato didnât say thank you. Gratitude is a tool, and you donât spend tools before the hinge squeals.
He left and stepped on five nascent rumors by standing in them until they got boring. He bought a cucumber on a stick he didnât want and ate it like he did. He stopped by a barrel coopering stand and asked about staves - oak vs. pine - for no reason except to let three eavesdroppers decide he was harmless.
By dusk, provincial logs arrived: dust on covers, seals pressed so hard the pulp bruised, weights recorded in volume (which sacks can learn to cheat). âFalsified,â Shikaku said. âHandler brought the kids in himself. Wants out.â
âAlive,â Minato said. âWeâll need the throat for names.â
III. Dusk: A Room with Dry Faces
Dry eaves. Dry voices. The council reconvened in a room that smelled like lemon oil and old ambition.
âShortfall is a ledger error after staff changes,â Minato said, stacking documents. âWe are correcting. Distribution begins tonight. ANBU will not conduct seizures. Root will return any non-ANBU personnel seconded into civil offices immediately unless I sign it.â
Silence with teeth. Koharu swallowed an objection and tasted paper. Homura traced a groove in the table and found it hadnât moved a millimeter since the First Hokage. Danzoâs voice never took on temperature.
âYou compromise our capacity to act decisivelyâ he said. âEnemies do not fear a signature.â
âThey fear fed civilians,â Minato said.
"You will put ours in jeopardy." Danzo replied, cool as a cucumber, "You will let our system catch fire. Our enemies won't fear your reputation forever."
âThey will always fear systems that donât leak.â Twin blues flickered to the desk as he closed the folder. âMeeting adjourned.â
Minato got three steps into the hall before a runner hit his palm. âFire---storehouse---office,â the boy gasped, smoke already in his hair.
IV. Fire: Training that Doesn't Panic
The bell pealed once - thin, puzzled - then found urgency on its second strike. By the third, smoke showed from the tower: not kitchen - office paper and oil. By the fourth, Minato was already on the south granary roof in a buckling heat gust.
It wasnât a single building. It was a decision: two mills along the river - Daisukeâs and Hatakeâs - alight end-to-end, and the south storehouse caught like a lung with a lit match at its throat. Sparks snapped toward the cooperâs yard. A quarter of Konohaâs food lived in this grid. It was going to be a bad hour.
But he wasn't alone.
âKakashi -- roofline. Third rafter seam, cut now,â Minato said. He didnât need to wonder where his team was; they were always where noise was the loudest. Kakashi swung in from the training wall, breath already metronomed, tanto hissing through shingles. His eyes skimmed geometry; two precise strikes parted a seam and gave hot air an exit that wasnât a window someone would breathe beside.
âObito -- choke the alley and run command. No one in or out without a numberâ Minato snapped.
Obito burst into view - and disciplined into function. He slid to the alley mouth, planted feet, and became a traffic doctrine. âForm a line - hands where I can see them - buckets there - wash station there - yes, you with the heroic eyebrows, youâre on saltâ he called, voice big without panic. He snapped two ropes between cart posts, clipped tickets from a spool in his pouch, and deputized three hawk-eyed aunties with the speed of a man who had learned that authority delegated is authority obeyed. When a panicked chĹŤnin tried to bull through --âMy cousinâs inside!â -- Obito blocked with a forearm and looked him back into the line. âWe get you alive inside. You help by not adding to the count.â
âRin -- east triage,â Minato said. She slid in mask-tied, sling bag biting shoulder, already sorting with her hands. âEyes and lungs first,â she told two volunteers. âAnyone coughing black goes under the red pennant. Boil water till it glares at you.â She shoved a rag into a childâs hands and breath back into his motherâs chest.
âTsume!â Minato didnât bother to see first; he smelled ink-and-wet-dog through smoke. Tsume ran toward fire the way some run toward rumors, Kuromaru at her thigh, eyes bright with problem-solving. âNose or bite?â she grinned.
âNose - office hinge. Find me any second sheets. Then doors. Kuromaru, keep the brave and the drunk from dying stupid,â Minato said.
âLove a specific kinkâ Tsume said, and vanished. Kuromaru posted at the alley with the calm menace of a well-read guillotine; three would-be heroes reconsidered their life choices.
âKushina -- chains on the jamb; donât break it, strangle itâ Minato ordered. Red flared clean. Chains kissed hot iron sweetly and constricted; flame starved and sulked.
âChĹza -- wall between mill two and the Hatakeâs. Keep that alley a throat, not a lung.â
ChĹza smiled like a kiln. Seals blurred; mass answered; the alley stopped exhaling toward tinder.
âKakashi, tarp the Hatakeâs roof; wet rafters; now.â
The plan nested. Kakashi opened the seam; heat vented high. Obitoâs line became civilized threat - tickets in, buckets out, aunties tyrannical in the correct way. Rin raised a clinic with rope and intention. Tsume knifed two accelerant sheets out of the hinge with her nose and threw them in a bucket, swearing artistry. Kuromaru herded a gaggle of genin away from a death corridor by simply occupying it. ChĹza was a smiling dam.
âInoichi - link me upâ Minato called, sensing the cool, clean skein of a clan mind sliding up behind him. Inoichiâs palm settled to Minatoâs shoulder - permission? - and Minato gave it. A thin net went up: clear, calm, do this next braided across ward captains and team leads. Panic lost its private rooms. âTwo mills compromised; south storehouse front saved; obey the Uchiha line; do not freelance,â Inoichiâs voice carried in peopleâs heads without shouting.
âHizashi - eyes.â Hizashi stepped into smoke like walking into a kata. Byakugan opened - cool petals, hard bite. âLeft eave - ember path to a straw stack,â he said, palm lifting inches to draw the map in air. âThere - beam end hot but stable. Two occupants in the west office: one conscious, one not.â He didnât waste words. Two chĹŤnin moved before he finished the last syllable.
âFugaku.â Minato didnât turn; the temperature of the street stabilized as the Police arrived in formation - Uchiha blues, order like a grid. Fugakuâs chakra was a vertical line.
"Where do you need me?" The Uchiha commander was steel.
âPerimeterâ Minato said, voice tinged with relief. âBlue badge gets in. Anyone else queues. Arrest rumors.â
âDoneâ Fugaku said, flicking two fingers. His officers fanned to the crowd edges, not to menace, to catch destabilizers. One junior tried a flourish; Fugakuâs look shaved it off. An old man started to shout enemy sabotage - an Uchiha officer put a cup of tea in his hand and said, âDrink. Then talk.â The rumor deflated before it inflated.
The handler in gray - smoke where a person tried to be - moved in the office mouth. Minato crossed the space between two blinks and took the wrist holding the second fire.
âDonâtâ he said, polite as paperwork. The joint popped neat. The man didnât scream; Root trains that out. ANBU collected him alive - per Hokage order.
Daisukeâs mill belched; Hatakeâs tried to share; ChĹza disagreed with physics. On the far side, a ridge of barley sacks - lettered in the tidy hand of a woman who never thought sheâd outlive her pen - sighed to steam and ash. Rin called âWest corner!â and Kakashi was already sliding a soaked canvas like a sentence ending correctly. Obito snapped a new rope into place without looking, let a mother pass forward with a child, stopped a would-be hero with a palm and a no that landed.
âOffice clearâ Tsume panted, dropping two more oil-soaked sheets into the bucket. âHinges had friends.â
âGood noseâ Minato said.
âIâm available for praise afterâ she grinned with a wink, already moving.
By the time the bell tired of itself, two mills were half-eaten; the south storehouse had lost a quarter of its stock but kept its bones. No bodies in the pile. Twenty-nine with smoke injury. Seven twisted ankles. Zero stampedes. Fifty stupid arguments prevented by Kuromaru's opinion of human legs.
Minato stood in the charred doorway and studied the hinge Tsume fished from the bucket - cheap pressed cloth from central supply, cut to shape and oiled to smolder slow.
âCloth from centralâ Rin said, voice ash-rough.
âSignatures?â Minato asked.
Shikaku arrived like a tall answer that had walked. âThree requests. Two different hands. Both attached to the same sponsor as our âclerks.ââ
âKeep him breathing,â Minato said of the handler. âHeâs got an inventory behind his teeth.â
He turned his head and let his voice carry - not loud, but on the frequency people obey. âLines.â A point and a reason. âTriage.â A hand to a shoulder. âYou - kettle.â The auntie who didnât need asking twice. âPolice - post your pattern.â Fugakuâs men settled like stones at the right corners. âMind link holds.â Inoichiâs net stayed cool. âByakugan - keep roofs clear.â Hiashi shifted his gaze and saved an ember-walk before it became a story.
Only when the villageâs body remembered itself - breathing in unison, moving on purpose - did Minato step back to plan the part only he could do next: stop fireâs second cousin - rumor - from finishing the job.
V. The Square: Announcements that are Orders
By ten, rain stitched a steady line across the square - enough to damp tempers, but not enough to drown them. Minato took a crate instead of a dais. Heâd learned Year One that height makes people look for theater. Crates say: workâs this tall.
No hat. Damp fringe. Tsunade at his left in Medical red, clipboard under her arm, mask dangling at her throat. Natsume from the Gazette stood under an awning with two runners and a pencil already catching phrases - Minato made sure she saw him see her.
âWe had a fireâ he said. âNo fatalities. Damage contained. Investigation ongoing. Hereâs what happens next today.â He didnât orate. He issued short, durable lines that could survive being retold by a tired auntie and a half-deaf shopkeep.
âDistribution: Ward captains will set two lines -- Medical families first, then everyone. Tickets -- sequential. Take your number; come back when itâs called. Property Damage repairs anything the lines break. Donât be the thing they have to fix.
âMerchants: Sell staples at last weekâs price for three days. Bring ledgers to Clerk Shiori -- she's the one with the red umbrella -- for vouchers. Compliant stalls fly blue flags. If you lie under blue, you lose your license for one month. Try me.
âSecurity: No masked personnel are authorized to seize goods. If anyone in a mask says otherwise, send them to me or Medical Commander Senju. If you canât find us, hold them where people can see.â
He stepped half a pace back. âCommander.â
Tsunade didnât waste syllables. âTea stations at South Gate, River Gate, Market, Field Three. Soup at South and Market. Barley tea with salt and sugar -- for lungs and nerves. Masks at the red banner; salve for eyes. Aunties -- youâre running kettles. JĹnin lift. ChĹŤnin count. Genin run and donât jostle. Anyone who thinks heâs special today can carry water.â
A trader with a too-clean collar tried to pick a fight with a sentence. âWhoâs to blame? You going to punish anyone or just talk?â
âWhen I can prove a crime, I charge it,â Minato responded. âWhen I can prove a system failed, I fix it. Today: kitchens and lines.â
âYouâre softâ the man said with a sneer.
Tsunade cut in without moving her feet. âHeâs keeping your kid from coughing up black. Pick up the rope.â And when the man was too startled to move. "Now."
That stuck. The crowd pivoted from anger to assignment. Ropes went down. Ticket books slapped. Kettles hissed. Ladles found hands that could keep time.
Under the awning, Natsume murmured to her runners. âNo fatalities; lines orderly; âTea first,â says Medical. Put that on one. Subhead with where and how: stations, flags, vouchers. No numbers.â She flicked a glance at Minato; he gave the smallest nod: Approved.
On Minatoâs signal, two ANBU unmarked patrols fell in behind the Gazette runners. Not for censorship -- for integrity. If anyone tried to snatch bundles and seed a counterfeit âpanic edition,â theyâd be hand-delivered to Natsume, who had a desk drawer full of shivs made of punctuation.
Shikaku moved through the square quietly, leaning into ward captainsâ shoulders with the same three notes: âSpeak the same sentence. No numbers. âInvestigation ongoingâ -- not âenemy.ââ Inoichiâs mind-net braided that into a background chorus: We have a plan. We are already doing it.
By noon, the square read like a field manual with soup. And because the Gazetteâs first extras hit the market while the kettles sang, Kumo and Iwaâs watchers saw order and working stations and not a single figure you could weaponize.
VI. Paper: Stamps, Audits, and the Knife That Isnât a Knife
Konohaâs Gazette sat two floors down, windows built for morning, desks built for argument. Editor Natsume - ink on fingers, spine like a metronome - met Minato halfway to her office with a proof and a raised brow.
ââNo Fatalities. Lines Orderly. Medical: Tea First.â With where and how,â she said, counting off her stained digits. âYour line about âIf someone in a mask says seize, send them to Medicalâ is staying. Itâs news.â
âItâs policy,â Minato said. âPolicy belongs on page one when it keeps people from being stupid.â
They edited standing, three pencil strokes and two removals. Natsume set her runners. Minato set his shadows. Then he went three doors over to Other Instruments - Misinformation & Counter-Rumor.
âKuroda,â he said. The young analyst had a string map of bathhouses and barber chairs, and a deck of common sayings she weaponized like shuriken. âSeed the auntie script. No enemies. Lines and kettles and stamps. Use the phrase âSacks donât burn themselves, and neither do neighbors.â Put âIf you know, you donât say; if you say, you donât knowâ in hairdressers.â
âCopyâ Kuroda said, already placing voices like stones in a stream. âCouncil wants boring; street wants useful. Weâll give both.â
He crossed to Barrier & Patrol. âTwo items,â he told the lieutenant. âFirst: no masks in civilian spaces. Any mask near a ledger gets escorted to Medical or me. Second: shadow the Gazette deliveries for three issues. Counterfeit editions get walked into Natsumeâs office and left on her desk with the culprit.â
Only then back to his own desk in the Hokage tower, where the signatures mattered:
Emergency Distribution Protocol B: river oversight teams; stamps on sacks leaving by water. Unstamped sacks sink. Stamped sacks feed West District first. Runners eat where they deliver; their children get counted in those schools. A line in bold: Stamps are seals; counterfeits will sting.
Audit Procedure 4: two unrelated clerks on every outgoing ledger; rotations every eight days; seal log locked in a case only Hokage and Medical Commander can open. A humane clause: Clerks may flag âfeels wrongâ without penalty.
ANBU Policy 19: no masks in civilian offices. Violations lose clearance and a monthâs pay. Enforcement: Hokage and Medical. Tsunadeâs footnote - Medical may eject masked personnel from clinical zones without cause - stayed, in her hand, because the handwriting itself carried authority.
Press Guidance 7: Inventory counts are operationally sensitive until audit; all public statements via Press Office; ward captains and stallholders use distributed scripts. Natsume got a signed copy to wave at colonels who liked to hold a press conference in a line.
Counter-Rumor Ops 2: Kurodaâs team authorized to seed agreed phrasing at markets, bathhouses, parlors. No Root language. Emphasis on order, kettles, stamps, and we do not print enemy fantasies for them. (Minato underlined that last clause himself.)
He slid the Root personnel order onto a separate pile: return any non-ANBU seconded to civil roles without Hokage sign-off. He carried that one to the elders himself, because sometimes you deliver a letter by hand so no one pretends they didnât receive it.
âYou embarrass us--â Koharu said, when he arrived.
âYou undermine Root--â Homura said.
âYou went to the people,â Koharu said, like a diagnosis.
âYes,â Minato said to everything. âThatâs where the food goes.â
âDanzo has held this village together with the Rootâ Homura said.
âDanzo has held something togetherâ Minato said. âIt isnât a village.â
âWe can call a vote,â Koharu said.
âYou can,â Minato said. âYou wonât have the numbers.â
Danzo wasnât in the room; he rarely was. His influence arrived like a draft in winter.
Minato left before he said anything heâd enjoy and regret. He let the door shut like a ledger closing.
On the stairs, he checked the Gazetteâs first extra: NO FATALITIES. LINES ORDERLY. MEDICAL: âTEA FIRST.â Subhead with station locations and the voucher desk. No inventory figures. The runners went out under two umbrellas and two shadows.
By the time he hit Market Square again, a caricature of a kettle with a heroic ladle had already appeared on page two. Good. Let them laugh and obey.
VII. Night: the Wheel and the Mask
Midnight at Daisukeâs mill. The wheel turned the river into a steady sentence that didnât care who was listening. A figure waited in the new-cut doorway wearing the older kind of mask - the kind that says the person isnât the point. Not ANBU. Not festival. Network.
âYouâre lateâ the man said. âThe riverâs moved more than the market for months.â
âHereâs what changes,â Minato said. He set a small bundle on the sill - cloth-wrapped, official, smelling faintly of lemon oil and ink. Stamps. âEvery sack by water leaves stamped. You skim whatâs accounted for. Try to skim shadow and the river keeps what you tried to hide. Stamped sacks feed West District first. Your runners eat there. Their kids get counted at those schools.â
The wheel hummed. The man tilted his head. âDanzo would have put my head on a post.â
âDanzo and I agree on more than you thinkâ Minato said. âWe both hate leaks. I fix mine. He performs his.â
âYou should have been himâ the man said - no heat, almost respect.
âIâd rather be Hokage,â Minato answered. âTell your book-keeper to practice writing neat. Tomorrowâs Gazette runs a corner on âHow to Read a Voucher.â If your boys canât match a stamp to a line, theyâll be carrying water for the aunties by noon.â
Silence, except for the wheel. On the roof, two ANBU breathed like wood and took the measure of a new rule: you can exist if you serve the ledger. Anything else, the river eats.
The masked man looked down at the bundle, then up. âAnd if I say no?â
Minatoâs smile didnât reach his eyes. âThen youâll meet the river the way sacks do when they forget their stamp.â He nodded at the dark water, at the quiet power that had been moving grain longer than any mask had moved fear. âChoose.â
The mask didnât nod. It simply turned and set the bundle inside. That was the answer.
âGoodâ Minato said softly, already stepping back into the night that belonged to kettles and patrols and printersâ ink. âOne more thing. No counterfeit editions tonight. If I see a panic sheet, Iâll deliver the author to Editor Natsume. She files corrections.â
âYouâre a polite threatâ the man said with a laugh.
âIâm a schedule,â Minato said. âKeep to it.â
He left him with the choice, and the wheel kept turning.
VIII. The Handler: Bones, Names, and Knots
Morning clinic. Antiseptic, boiled linen, and the particular rasp of sleep deprivation. Tsunade clipped the handlerâs x-ray to a lightboard, tapped the fracture line with a pointer.
âClean breakâ she said. âHe keeps the hand. He talks because it hurts when he tries not to.â
Minato stood with his hands behind him, posture legal rather than medical. âWe have his statement?â
âPreliminary,â Inoichi said from her left. âHe flipped two names without being asked and a warehouse when I reminded him of sentencing guidelines for arson that endangers a school.â
âGoodâ Minato said. It wasnât mercy. It was leverage. âTape his wrists so he can sleep without reinjury; I want him coherent.â
âUgly name next,â Tsunade said, eyes flickering to Minato with a hidden memory. âOld network. The webs that probably taught Danzo he could be a spider.â
âIf I pull there, the elders screamâ Minato said.
âIf you donât, the fever never breaksâ Tsunade said, and switched the light off. âPick your wound.â
âWeâre doing both,â Minato said. âStabilize for three days. Cut on day four, quietly. No gallows. Paper.â
âWe'll need blankets." Inoichi said, a grin tugging at his lips.
In the corridor, a junior medic asked if they should announce charges. âNo,â Minato said. âWe announce process. âStatement secured. Evidence retained.â People hear responsibility. Enemies hear nothing useful.â
Rin intercepted him outside with a clipboard. âTea stations request labels for kettles - salted vs not. Aunties will do it with string and humor but--â
âPrint shop will run tags,â Minato said. âNatsume will put a corner on page three: âTea Station Etiquette.â Make dignity easy; compliance follows.â
IX. The Square Breathes: Tea First, Then Work
By early afternoon, the village had learned the new rhythm. Blue flags fluttered over stalls selling at last weekâs prices; two more counterfeit flags had been confiscated, their owners redeployed to carry water under Tsunadeâs eye. The tea stations breathed like small engines: ladle, cup, salt, word. âTea first,â an auntie told a man whose cough sounded like floorboards giving under a foot, and then, more gently, âGo to the red flag. My third son wheezed like that. The salve works.â
Obitoâs line ran like a temple festival: two ropes, three aunties, clear jokes. He put the loudest complainer in charge of the wash station for fifteen minutes; the man turned out to be excellent at shouting âSoap first!â Kakashi discovered that if he angled his shoulder just so, the queue corrected around him as if he were a post in a stream. Rin confiscated a counterfeit ticket and deputized the teenager to push the hand-washing barrel; she whispered, âMake it important,â and the boy did.
Kurodaâs auntie script seeded itself in air: Blue flag means last weekâs price. Tea first; soup second; tantrums last. If you know, you donât say; if you say, you donât know. The rumor that âthe storehouses are all goneâ died next to a stall selling barley at the marked price while a clerk stamped a voucher with the neatness of someone who loves lines. The rumor that âANBU are seizing grainâ melted in front of the Medical tent where Tsunade physically pointed a masked man out of a ledger line with a single finger and three syllables.
The Gazetteâs page two cartoon - Kettle with Heroic Ladle - got taped to the tea table. People laughed while obeying. Kumoâs watcher at the inn wrote âorderlyâ in his notebook and âstation locationsâ and nothing else. Iwaâs watcher sent home a bland report about âlocal organization; no visible shortages.â Minatoâs Press Guidance had done its job: visible competence, invisible numbers.
Inoichi walked the perimeter and quietly moved a rope line two meters to prevent a bottleneck at dusk. Fugakuâs police stood at the corners, not menacing - present. One junior tried to posture; Fugaku shaved the flourish off with a look. Hizashi, with a squad of HyĹŤga chĹŤnin checked rooftops with a Byakugan pass every twenty minutes; he found two ember-paths and a bored cat.
Tsunade chalked a number under the Market awning: ER - SMOKE DOWN 58%. She underlined sugar and masks; a runner went and came back before the chalk dried. Minato sent sacks with stamps - because even charity ran on audit now.
X. The Elder Tower: Old Wood, New Orders
Lemon oil and old certainties upstairs. Minato set down a neat stack: Emergency Protocol B (with stamps); Audit Procedure 4 (with dual custody); ANBU Policy 19 (without exception). He added a fourth: CivilâPress Coordination Memo -- Press Office is the only authorized source for public inventory language during emergency distribution; ward captains and stallholders use provided scripts; noncompliant public statements from officers are subject to censure.
âYouâre centralizingâ Koharu said.
âIâm standardizingâ Minato said. âA village doesnât run on everyoneâs favorite paragraph.â
âYouâre strangling Rootâ Homura said. âMasks exist for a reason.â
âNot at ledgersâ Minato said, twin blues turning a tad colder. âThis is the last time Iâm repeating it.â
The air on the left went just as frosty; Danzo stepped into the room without using the door because some men are doors.
âYou negotiated with criminalsâ he said, almost pleased.
âI monetized them and moved them under audit,â Minato said. âThey drown if they donât sign. Your handlerâs x-ray is very instructive.â
âYou think kettles and stamps are strategyâ Danzo said, brushing the soft-accusation like it didn't exist. âOur enemies will smell softness.â
âTheyâll smell a village that runs without youâ Minato said, and laid ANBU Policy 19 like a shogi stone that gave no ground. âNo masks in civilian offices. Effective now. Violations lose clearance and pay. Enforcement by Medical if they get there first.â
âYou overreach.â Danzo said.
âI correctâ Minato said. âYou taught this village to fear its own shadow. Iâm teaching it to work in daylight.â
Danzoâs eye narrowed one notch. âYou will cut, too.â
âYes,â Minato said, friendly as rain. âClean. And where it matters.â
He left without slamming. Thatâs how you make people hear the latch.
On the way down, he crossed the Gazette runners carrying Extra Two: âWHERE TO GO; WHAT TO BRING; DONâT BE STUPID.â The subhead listed station locations and that Clerk Shiori would stamp vouchers under the red umbrella. No numbers. A column three inches wide explained - plainly - voucher honesty and why the stamp matters without using the word 'seal'. Natsumeâs genius: teach compliance and make people feel proud they comply.
XI. Night Work: Files, Feet, Fever
Policy is what you sign. Stability is what you walk.
Minato walked: South Gate (aunties ruling with wooden ladles and moral certainty), River Gate (line adjusted to preserve sightline to Medical), Market (two more counterfeit blue flags quietly removed; owners redeployed to carry water under Tsunadeâs eye). Property Damage teams replaced queue-scuffed thresholds and - bless them - submitted neat invoices that came with before/after sketches for the audit. Kakashi rotated out three of Obitoâs aunties before they burned out; Obito replaced them with fresh tyrants who could shout âsoap first!â with panache. Rin taught two genin to refill salt discreetly because yelling âSALT!â makes people think of shortages.
Kurodaâs team reported in quiet taps: hairdressers were using the âIf you know, you donât sayâ line; bathhouses had posted âTea Firstâ on a wall; game parlors were making jokes about stamps and sore thumbs. Jiraiya - soaked, loud, kind - stood on a crate when a line lost patience and made them laugh and behave.
Back at the desk, Minato signed three more things that looked like stationery and were actually weapons:
Warehouse Warrants - for the ugly old network Tsunadeâs handler named. Warrants named places, not people, and asked for inventory, stamps, and ledgers - not heads. The elders couldnât stage a theater out of it.
Clerk Protection Order - No one disciplines clerks for flagging âfeels wrongâ during audit. Violators get public reprimands. (Public, because fear travels faster than memos.)
Press Badge Extensions - temporary clearance for Gazette runners to enter lines and snap photos of order and kettles, not shortages - with Natsumeâs promise not to publish any image that reveals stock density or troop locations. (She wrote that promise; he countersigned it. Accountability in ink.)
He capped the ink well - a practice so small it felt like prayer - and set a second cup for whoever walked in needing proof the village remembered itself. Jiraiya did, smelling of wet cloth and smoke. He took the cup and didnât pretend he wasnât grateful.
âTheyâre going to call you soft againâ he said.
âThey already did,â Minato said. âThen they ate and so did their families.â
âAnd Danzo?â
âSoonâ Minato said. âNo theater. Paper and one cut.â
âYouâll break your heart this way.â Jiraiya said, not quite joking.
âBetter mine than the villageâsâ Minato answered, and reached for the next file.
Outside, kettles breathed. Blue flags held. The Gazetteâs Extra Three ran a column titled âHow We Lineâ - written by Auntie Council, Market Ward, edited by Natsume, approved by Minato with one pencil strike and a smile he didnât show anyone. Kumoâs watcher sent home: âOrderly. No count. Tea.â Iwaâs: âNo traction.â The rumor mill spun, but now it spun Minatoâs gears.
The village slept like a body after fever: not cured, oriented. And the dark side of Minatoâs sparkle - teeth behind the politeness - had learned a new trick: draw blood with a ledger; stop bleeding with a kettle.
XII. The Body Remembers the Heart - Aftermath
By evening, the village had begun to perform the trick where you canât see the gears and therefore believe there are none. Blue flags looked normal; kettles looked like kettles, not policy. The aunties called what they were doing manners - which is how you laminate law into culture without leaving fingerprints.
Minato stood at the gate while a clerk stamped a voucher and a kid in too-big sandals recited his ticket number without looking at the paper. A guard with a scar heâd gotten before the war - not every mark is trauma; some are just life - shifted his weight and found it didnât hurt today. The barrier hummed high again; the rain went from palm to mist.
He had not ended Danzo. He had not ended the old networks. He had not ended hunger.
He had made panic harder. He had put eyes on paper. He had given the village something to do that wasnât sharpening knives.
Tsunadeâs runner arrived with an updated number: ER down 58%. A second note in the same hand - less block, more human: âYour kettles saved three babies today. Donât get smug. Send more salt. --T.â
He sent salt. He sent stamps. He sent an audit team so boring five petty tyrants announced their retirements rather than endure them.
Then he went home and turned the hat on the peg by two degrees because superstition is a kind of policy and some days you use every tool.
draws up a chair. So more thoughts on the Akimichi "technically not a bloodline limit"? I'll be here all day.
Okay so I am a fat adult who was a fat kid and I imprinted on Chouji like a baby duckling because he was one of the few fat characters who got - gasp - screen time.
He also was a walking 'fat person always eating' joke with terrible sound effects but come on it was the early aughts we made do.
And the more I thought about how his techniques worked, the more I thought 'if he is indeed liquefying all the fat in his body into chakra, then it means his body is built to hang on to fat because losing it would be fucking dangerous.'
We draw that out a bit further into 'if anyone who was NOT a fat person stole the Akimichi secret techniques and then executed them, they would probably work just fine- and then the ninja in question would absolutely die, because they aren't as fat as an Akimichi and the technique would burn up everything they had.'
That, naturally, concludes at 'The Akimichi developed techniques around their specific body type, making it a not-kekkei genkai kekkei genkai.'
It also stands to reason that the Akimichi have bodies that are more elasticine and tougher than their counterparts, something that developed over a period of generations as they perfected what they do. The growing and shrinking required to turn fat into chakra means that unlike when real life extreme weight loss happens, the Akimichi just bounce back- no extra skin, no weird hanging folds, nothing. They shrink and grow and their weight loss and gain doesn't affect them in the same way it would regular ninja.
I need people to understand, sudden extreme weight loss is fucking dangerous. I know we've been conditioned to think it's the ideal, something we should all celebrate, but it has killed people, ruined their health, landed them in hospitals. The fact that Chouji can just- gain BACK sixty to eighty pounds after losing all his fat in less than three months? A literal metabolic miracle.
We also regularly see both Chouji, Chouza and Akimichi extras tank hits that would have fucking DESTROYED other ninja. Buildings fall on them, they grow huge and then small and then huge again in a matter of seconds.
Hatake Kakashi is impressive because he can escape an entire mountain falling on his head.
Akimichi Chouza is impressive because a mountain falling on his head would not phase him in the fucking slightest.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
â Live Streamingâ Interactive Chatâ Private Showsâ HD Qualityâ Free Actions
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Other tags: Pre-Canon, Chuunin Exam, Father-Son Relationship, Intergenerational Trauma
I rewatched that tiny scene in the Naruto OG anime of Shikaku getting drunk instead of following Shikamaruâs performance during his Chuunin exam, and I had to write a whole ass fic about it.
A piece about family pressure, war, and child soldiers.
(I'm assuming you're asking for the Utsuho gang? If not, lmk!)
Utsuho:
A good portion of the rainy day is spent experimenting with his bombs and poisons. After all, explosions and dust clouds donât do well in moisture; how can he improve upon them in case the odds are ever turned against him?
The rest of the day is spent playing with Pochi and Uzume and giving Yakuma migraines with his usual mischief. You know, the usual.
Pochi:
If Pochi is out in the rain, a lot of their time will be spent looking for snails. Itâs cute to watch, both the snails and Pochi.
There was one time where Neya taught them how to make a teru teru bouzu (see image), as a charm to pray for the rain to stop. But could it really be called one when itâs partially ripped, has thorns coming out of it, and has a face akin to a Lovecraftian horror?
Yakuma:
He spends most of the day collecting and drying herbs, concocting medicine, and nagging Utsuho like the good mother-doctor he is.
You might see him chasing after a wet Utsuho and Uzume with a towel.
Neya:
Her evenings are spent bathing a mud and rain-covered Pochi. Sheâs careful not to dunk any snails into the soapy bathwater.Â
Any mollusks are tossed out the window. Somehow, they always land perfectly and safely on a leaf. Neyaâs the gangâs best sharpshooter, donât forget.
Hikae:
Rain? Snow? Sun? When youâve lived for five hundred years, a change in weather is as significant as losing a single strand of hair. There isnât much difference in what he does on a rainy day compared to what he does on a sunny day.
Unless it starts raining cats and dogs. He secretly hopes that idiom will actually come to life one day.Â
Iwashi:
Iwashi is already meticulous as hell regarding skincare, but during the rainy season in June an extra ten steps are added to her beauty regime. The heat and humidity are gateways for sweat and acne, after all.
On raining traveling days, sheâll wear a fashionably modified version of a hikimawashi-kappa, or a waterproof travelerâs cape. If you ask her about it, sheâll happily style one for you :)
Uzume:
Donât let him go out to play unless youâre okay with seeing (and cleaning) a Uzume caked with more mud than a swamp-dwelling alligator.Â
Seriously, itâs already been an hour since youâve started cleaning. How could there be more mud to clean off?
Chouza:
The bookworm (or scrollworm?) he is, Chouza can be found sitting by a window, listening to the rain as he reads.
There was a brief period where he thought the rain was beneficial as it would make his bangs stick to his face, covering his tattoos even more. But it resulted in Yakuma incessantly telling him to dry himself off so... Nevermind.Â
Minamo:
Like Chouza, she enjoys meditating to the sound of the rain. There have been times though, where she was found napping instead. Maybe the rain was too calming?
If she goes outside, she likes to search for frogs. Just imagine Minamo with an umbrella in hand, curiously observing a small frog perched on a leaf...
(ugh, there goes my heart)
Tsukumo:
Theyâre part of the nature-appreciation trio with Pochi and Minamo. Iâm not sure what creature they like the most, but they have a fondness for hydrangeas.
Thunderstorms will have Tsukumo hide under the futon or in the closet like a housecat. Loud sounds and sensitive ears, you know.