#choripan

" i miss the 'milonga' " " que? " milonga = milanesa a common uruguayan food :)

" holy SHIT i'm seeing christ himself " " you want? " " ta bien " " genial "

" A LA MIERDA " " hehe "

Javier moderno amaría Milongas Extremas you can't change my mind ( modern Javier would love Milongas Extremas no puedes cambiar mi parecer )

Mate is a common uruguayan food, sort of like a tea i guess(? it's got caffeine

" choripan? " " mm...ta bueno " " te dije " choripan is yet another common uruguayan food :D

" cowboy...COWBOY!? NO! GAUCHO, DUMBASS " " cuál es la diferencia--" " CALLATE " " mala mía rey "

gauchos are kinda like the cowboys of uruguay, i suppose! they were thieves and killers at first, but when uruguay became a country The Law wanted to romanticize them as part of the uruguayan culture, so they basically forced them all to become farmers and such :D

or somth like that, i'm not a historian HJKASJKHSG