Chiffin: Who asks the weird questions in the middle of the night?
A A A A. A A AAA. A A CHIFFIN :DDDDDDDDD I LOVE YOU BESTIE
You guys are getting another drabble because you asked so nicely <33
“Griffyyyy?” Charles asks with a yawn, rolling onto his right side to face his boyfriend. “You’re smart, yeah?”
Griffin groans, turning away. His white hair is already a mess, even after only an hour of sleep. “Yeah.”
“Okay! I’ve been thinking-“
“If you’re going to ask if rat poison is only toxic to rats, it’s not, and I won’t be pleased if you eat it. Goodnight.”
“Nooooo, silly, I already learned that years ago! So your ears, nose, and throat are connected, yeah?”
“Yay! Okay. And you can breathe out of your nose and mouth, right?”
“Why are you asking for confirmation, baby?” Griffin rolls over, looking exhausted. “Do you mean to tell me you’ve never breathed out of your mouth?”
“No! I just wanted to make sure I didn’t have superpowers.”
“The only super you are is super hot.”
Charles giggles. “Thanks! Okay. So if you can breathe out of your nose and mouth, and your ears, nose, and throat are all connected, why can’t you breathe out of your ears?”
Griffin takes a breath, ready to launch into a long-winded explanation, but finds himself silent. His eyes widen. “Fuck. I dunno.”
“I thought you knew everything!”
“So did I! What the hell?” Griffin grabs his phone, madly googling the shit out of the question. “Okay, you can’t breathe through your ears because the eardrum is in the way, and the Eustachian tube is too narrow to allow air through.”
“You have a TUBE in your EARS??” Charlie is horrified.
“You’re gonna shit yourself when I tell you about intestines.”
