Oct 18, 2025
started thinking a teensy bit harder about how people misinterpret both of these blue freaks
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started thinking a teensy bit harder about how people misinterpret both of these blue freaks
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Thinking about the logistics of Dracula hosting Jon Harker at his castle.
Like, sure, he probably stole some horses, and he may have had a caleche lying around from way back when. But??
How did he get groceries to cook a meal for Jon? That roast chicken didn’t cook itself (the centuries old vamp bust out his cookbook) but where did Drac get the chicken? Does he have a chicken coop? Does he steal chickens from villages? Did he go to a butcher’s shop and politely hypnotize the butcher into giving him chicken?
Where did the cheese come from? And the salad? You need fresh greens to make a salad? I’m imagining the count traipsing to the local farmers market to pick up some fresh veggies for his new guest. Or does he have a little kitchen garden for the most authentic farm-to-table experience?
Not to mention the logs for the fire. Does the Count chop the wood himself? Or whip in and out of people’s houses stealing firewood?
Does Dracula have a contractor who supplies him with “human” amenities, if needed, no questions asked? For a fair price? Or are they too scared to protest and he’s like “okay hand it over” and they just roll over and let him take it while crossing themselves in terror?
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