Dr. Kogami: It’s your destiny to save humanity and destroy the Ignis.
Revolver: Actually, my destiny is to flirt with cute boys who are so fucking stupid.

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Dr. Kogami: It’s your destiny to save humanity and destroy the Ignis.
Revolver: Actually, my destiny is to flirt with cute boys who are so fucking stupid.

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General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Till death do they part
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Oh Ai fell in love like, right away. Yusaku took a bit.
How was their first kiss? - Ai absolutely swept Yusaku off his feet, literally, before kissing him.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Ai. Dramatically.
Who is the best man/men? - Ryoken and Takeru fight for the position.
Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - n/a
Who did the most planning? - Ai for sure. haha
Who stressed the most? - Yusaku if only b/c trying to Ai on track and on budget
How fancy was the ceremony? -Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Well, *Ai* wanted big and dramatic and fancy and over the top, and Yusaku was like ‘we could just...elope?’ cause he doesn’t want all the drama and fluff and and flair, he’d rather small and quiet. so they ended up having to find a middle ground somewhere, with just their friends lol.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - All the ones I can think of (Dr. Kogami, Bowman) are like, already dead so. Kengo. him not allowed
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - Well I mean, one’s an android and one’s a human so uh, zero.
How many children will they adopt? - THAT SAID. Ai would absolutely like, build them a child (or try to remake Roboopi) and be like ‘this is our child now! :D’
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - n/a (but Yusaku would make Ai do it)
Who is the stricter parent? - Yusaku.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Yusaku.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - again, Yusaku. (assuming ofc it’s a flesh and blood kid and not like, an adopted robot or something)
Who is the more loved parent? - Ai b/c he’s the fun parent
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - assuming they have a human kid, Ai haha
Who cried the most at graduation? - Ai
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Bold of you to assume their kids would get caught in the first place
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Ai, surprisingly. He likes to make sure Yusaku has good things to eat, even if he can’t eat them.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Yusaku lol.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Both.
How often do they bake desserts? - Once in a while? Ai probably does it more to spoil Yusaku.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Ai is just glad when Yusaku eats *anything*
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Ai. B/c again, he doesn’t eat but Yusaku does.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Yusaku probably. Have a date night out
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -Ai, at least when he’s learning how to cook. Yusaku insists he gets cooking lessons and NOT in the house
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Ai, when Yusaku’s not around (he likes playing ‘house husband’)
Who is really against chores? - No one’s really *against* it but Yusaku’s just, kinda lazy about it.
Who cleans up after the pets? - Both (if they had one)
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Yusaku haha
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Ai might?
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Yusaku probably
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Yusaku would probably fall asleep in a nice hot bath
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - n/a
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Ai, all the time. He goes all out.
What are their goals for the relationship? - For Ai, to not let Yusaku die. For Yusaku, to make sure Ai doesn’t bring the house down. Literally.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Yusaku. Assuming Ai would let him.
Who plays the most pranks? -Ai for the most part. When Yusaku does it he goes hard tho.
Putting the Sex category under a read-more
Freudian analysis of Arc V Crow-sama gogogo 😂
ok, first up, this was hard bc i absolutely could have done five d’s crow at the drop of a hat
Arc V Crow is a tool of the repressed in that he argued food over smiles in a larger, narrative sense but this still binds him to the id just as much as Yuya is bound to his id. They are just different sides of the same coin as the spiralling emotions of Yuya are just as base and carnal as the bodily hunger. But in Crow’s case, he was trying to eliminate the unconscious aspect by remaining bodily, suggesting that his id has a balanced ego to superimpose over his base desire of hunger however his superego is still present in that he feels the need to evangelise his own philosophy hence why he is a tool of the emotional repression.
chibicrow replied to your post “Revolver would definitely be that kind of therapist you dislike...”
so i'm guessing Takeru hacked your tumblr too? ����
Me: I have no idea what you’re talking about //hides the evidence and hang head in shame
Soulburner at us both:
maybe if chibicrow stopped vague tweeting shit about her friends all the time then maybe she wouldnt get blocked by them all the damn time

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For the Writer Ask!: 😏⭐️💘✏️
your most risky line
already answered!
how do you get your inspiration?
I tend to either build from one clear scene or au I have, or based off a specific song or atmosphere I want to evoke, from there maybe some prompts or common tropes guide me, but there is usually one burning idea that is propelling it all
what’s your favorite AU? Least favorite?
Hot Take: Fake Dating is a poor man’s Arranged Marriage AU
They both come from the desire to have a couple that may not be ready to be emotionally together but who have to be physically together at the moment bc of outside forces, but Arranged Marriage there is a lot more commitment and stakes, to me fake dating just pales in comparison, plus as a side you can include a lot of fun political drama and other
favorite part about writing
already answered as well!
Ya know what I haven't uploaded to this tumblr in a while?
NATSUMEME SELFIES
1. St. Patrick's Day b/c I'm hella Irish, among other things.
2. Me wearing red to work on Thursday in honor of my son Soulburner/Homura Takeru b/c I love him so much ❤🔥❤🔥
3. Me wearing red to Mass on Saturday b/c just wearing red one day wasn't enough days to honor my fire son. 🔥🔥🔥
4. + 5. That rare moment when my fashion sense AND my just-washed hair are /on point/. Taken today 😊
chibicrow replied to your post: *puts on sunglasses* accidental hackerman™
Is that Hot Dog Man’s updated VRAINS alias? //punted
I’M FGSDJHFGKJH IT BETTER BE!!