#cherrymiracle

one day, when the world has crumbled and every civilization falls to dust, only polydins will remain

the aliens will come back down to check on their experiment, thinking that it’s been a resounding failure, and all that will be left will be polydins, and they’ll nod studiously to one another and just agree that this is exactly what they wanted. they’ll congratulate one another on their success and take the results of their experiment (polydins) far far away from the wreckage of earth. there, it will be placed upon a planet that they’re cultivating for their new home. so far it’s filled with all the other outcomes of their successful experiments. nikola tesla and amelia earhardt are there, along with velcro, wd40, and a little glass bottle that has a piece of paper in it that says “bush did 9/11″. there’s also the script of My Immortal and Cloud Mows the Lawn. 

You may! I’m so sorry, I thought we had answered you. I have 2 pink masks ready to go and just need your name & address!

Aw, thank you! :) I still very much enjoy Shidge, but it’s one of those pairings where I usually require prompts to write fic; I offer it in pretty much all the mutli-pairing exchanges, so I’m expecting to write it again someday.