đź Being the child of Tengen Uzuiâthe Sound Hashira, the most flamboyant and self-proclaimed flashiest man aliveâis like being born from a firework.
đź Loud, colorful, dazzling, and sudden. Youâd never expect him. He could be waiting around the corner or perched in a tree and thenâBOOM!âhe makes his grand entrance.
đź He scares the life out of you, no matter how old you are. And if his little theatrics ever make you cry? He panics immediately, utterly clueless about how to fix it.
đź His wives, however, know exactly what to do: scold him relentlessly. Doesnât matter how old you are, he gets an earful every timeâespecially if youâre still little.
đź For all his flaws, heâs a good father. Planning the flashiest hangouts, parties, gifts, and surprises is his specialty. Thatâs how he shows loveâby making every moment unforgettable.
đź He adores playing dress-up. Hair, makeup, clothesâwhether sewing, designing, or styling, heâs always down for it. Anywhere, anytime, no hesitation.
đź Emotional parenting, though? Thatâs where he stumbles. Tears, tantrums, teenage moodsâthose baffle him. He tries to fix it the only way he knows: bribes, gifts, money, anything to make it stop. Not the healthiest, but it comes from a place of love.
đź Usually his wives handle the emotional storms, though he does try⌠just never alone, and almost always with at least one of them by his side.
đź He couldnât care less what path you choose in life. Demon Slayer, farmer, chef, medicâwhatever brings you joy, heâll support it. Though in true Uzui fashion, he tends to go overboardâsigning you up for classes, calling in favors from his fellow Hashira, arranging âthe finest training money canât buy.â
đź Heâs very affectionate, too. Expect dramatic kisses on your cheeks and forehead, tight hugs that sway side to side, and endless, theatrical compliments. Sometimes he even forgets youâre his child and critiques your outfits for being ânot flashy enough.â His wives always shut that down quickly.
đź Growing up, you either loved or hated the muscle miceâno in-between. Thatâs because Uzui often used them in his surprise appearances⌠whether intentionally or not.
đź Every Hashira is introduced to you as âUncleâ or âAunt.â Never just âDadâs friend.â Most of them play along. Some⌠not so much.
đź At some point in your childhood, he almost certainly dressed you in his headband, painted a little mark around your eye, and wrapped you in a handmade, miniature version of his uniform. To him, you were the flashiest baby alive. (Even if the headband was far too big and kept falling over your eyes.)
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