post-canon laishuro but it's gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun. is this anything???
shuro attempts to confess his new & confusing feelings but laios misunderstands "i want to stay by your side" as shuro volunteering to stay and help in the golden kingdom's restoration efforts. everyone's patience is sorely tested and an ungodly amount of cheesecake is consumed.
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Lo and behold, here is An Cheesed Cake for Lin. (It's the turtle kind, with the chocolate and caramel and nuts~)
She never got gifts of food, unless a block of wood was involved and it became an obstacle course with a food reward. (Which, if she thought about too hard, did that make her some sort of weird pet gerbil?)
.... it looked amazing. Her mouth was watering just from the sight alone. But it was mysterious food. Which was dangerous.
But it was mysterious cheesecake. It would be the worst sort of villain to go through all the effort of making a nice cheesecake just to do something to it...
Carefully lifting the platter, she carried it with her to the Hall, figuring she could consider it better in a well-lit area.
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I promise this will be the last post about cheesecake. (I got mine, yay! Ethan looked at the soaking cashews and macadamias said, "You want cheesecake, don't you?" I love my man. <3 ) But for those of you who were interested in a raw vegan (gluten-free, soy-free, dairy-free, grain-free, etc.) cheesecake that tastes like and is as decadent as an actual cheese cheesecake, Ethan wrote down his recipe. It's behind the "read more" thingy...assuming that I did the "Read More" thingy right...
BASIC RAW VEGAN "CHEESE"CAKE
Serves 8
What you'll need:
A food processor AND a decent-quality blender (I thought he only used a food processor. Shows how much I pay attention! Ethan has a Vitamix, but a lesser brand blender will work; you'll just need to blend longer)
A freezer
Some sort of pan/vessel. Ethan uses a springform pan, but a 8 or 9" deep glass pie dish will work, too. Even one of those disposable foil ones might work, if it's deep enough. A square glass or metal dish you'd bake brownies in would work, too. If you want to make cute little individual cheesecakes, you can use a muffin tin or two or use cookie cutters placed on a cookie sheet as forms. Whatever you use needs to be freezer-safe, however. If you don't want to bother with a crust at all and just want to eat the yummy filling like ice cream, you can just put it in a bowl.
Ingredients:
For the crust:
2 cups walnuts or macadamia nuts or a mix thereof (We prefer straight macadamias because they have a more neutral flavor and, in our opinion, a better texture, but they are more expensive and not as easy to come by in some places as walnuts.)
6 pitted Medjool dates (We get ours at the health food store, but some regular grocery stores carry them.)
About 1/4 cup unsweetened shredded coconut (This is used so that the crust doesn't stick to the pan, not for flavor or anything)
A pinch of salt
For the filling:
3 cups raw, unsalted cashew pieces (We get ours in the bulk bins at the health food store, much cheaper. DON'T use roasted/salted cashews. They need to be raw or else the flavor will be off.)
About 1/2 cup of lemon juice, more if you want more lemony flavor. (Fresh-squeezed is always preferable, but stuff from a bottle will do.)
1/2 cup coconut oil, melted (This stuff is solid at room temperature. We just nuke it for about 30 seconds to melt it, but if you're a "raw purist," which we aren't, you can use a warm bowl sitting in the sun to melt it. DO NOT SUBSTITUTE WITH A DIFFERENT OIL. THE UNIQUE PROPERTIES OF THE COCONUT OIL ARE WHAT MAKE THE CAKE SET. IF YOU USE A DIFFERENT OIL, YOU WILL END UP WITH A MESS. And don't worry; your cake will not taste like coconut.)
1 Tbsp pure vanilla extract (Don't use the imitation crap. Get the real stuff.)
3/4 cups pure maple syrup or agave nectar. (We prefer the former, but it's hideously expensive/unavailable outside of North America, and I know a lot of you out there are in the UK/Europe/Australia. So if you can't get maple syrup, use the agave and maybe add a bit of sugar to taste, if you like things sweeter. For God's sake, don't use nasty high-fructose corn syrup pancake syrup!)
Fresh fruit/syrup for garnish, if desired
Instructions:
1) Put the cashews in a large mixing bowl, fill the bowl with water and let the nuts soak at room temperature for at least four hours, preferably overnight. Strictly speaking, it's not 100% necessary to soak them if you are pressed for time, but it makes it easier on your blender and makes for creamier "cheese," so it is highly recommended. You cannot soak them for took long.
2) If using macadamia nuts for the crust (and if desired) soak them in a separate bowl. Again, this is not strictly necessary. We do it because we live in a dry climate and the extra moisture helps make the crust stickier. It's not necessary to soak walnuts. They've got plenty of oil in them. If you use a mixture of walnuts and macadamias, you don't need to soak the macadamias.
3) When you're ready to put the thing together, throw all of the crust ingredients except the coconut into your food processor and pulse until crumbly and sticky. If it's not sticky enough, add TINY amounts of water, like 1/4 teaspoon, very gradually until you get a texture that's "moldable," like cookie dough.
4) Sprinkle the coconut in a thin layer on the bottom of your plate/pan/forms/whatever. This is so the crust doesn't stick to the pan when everything's setting, making it easier to remove when serving.
5) Press the crust mixture into your pan thing. It should be a fairly thin layer, like the graham-cracker crust of a typical cheesecake.
6) Throw all of the filling ingredients into your blender and blend until smooth. How long that will take depends on your blender. The best strategy is to start slow to do the rough grinding and then gradually increase the speed all the way up to as high as your blender will go as the mixture gets creamier. You might need to stop occasionally and scrape the sides with a spatula to get all the bits blended. There should be no bits of cashew left. It should all be cream. You cannot overblend this mixture, but you CAN under-blend it and end up with chunky cheesecake. No one likes chunky cheesecake.
7) Pour the filling into your plate/pan/forms and put in the freezer to set. The time this will take varies. If you've got one big cake, it'll take longer, on the order of 3-4 hours or so. If you make individual little ones, like we usually do, they can set in about an hour, depending on how big they are. You can leave it in the freezer as long as you like, though.
8) When ready, remove from freezer and let thaw on the counter for about 30 mins or in the fridge for about an hour. Slice (if necessary), garnish if desired, and eat! Cake can be refrozen if needed or will be good in the fridge for about a week.
Variations: This is the basic cheesecake. To make different flavors, you can do anything you'd do with a regular cheesecake. Add cocoa powder to the "cheese" to make a chocolate cheesecake (and garnish with chocolate/carob chips and a drizzle of chocolate syrup). Use lime juice instead of lemon juice for a lime cheesecake. Add pumpkin and pumpkin pie spice for pumpkin cheesecake. Blend berries and/or overripe bananas into the "cheese" for a blueberry/raspberry/strawberry/banana cheesecake. Chocolate peanut butter cheesecake is yummy, too! Endless possibilities. :)
Nutritional warnings (which I have to put in because Ethan's a dietitian): Obviously, if you have a nut or coconut allergy, you can't have this. :) And while this is gluten-free, dairy-free, soy-free, grain-free, virtually sodium-free, etc., it is definitely NOT fat-free, sugar-free, or low calorie at all. It's very, VERY rich. Also very high in protein, probably about 25g per 1/8-of-the-cake slice. And between the nuts and the coconut oil, you're looking at a ton of fat, probably 60g in a slice, which is about on par with a "regular" cheesecake. However, these fats are good for you and your heart/joints, unlike the fat in a standard cheesecake. Calorie-wise, it's probably about 600-800 calories per slice, again on par with a standard "New York" style cheesecake. In other words, if you're watching your weight, don't eat the whole thing. But, you know, don't sweat it, either. Share with your friends/family, and enjoy a treat!
OK, since I still haven't figured out how to enable replies to comments on this thing...
Yes, the raw vegan cheesecake is delish, and yes it only takes about 10 or 15 minutes to throw together, so long as you've got a decent food processor capable of pureeing softened nuts. But you have to soak two kinds of nuts overnight so they're soft and juicy for pureeing and then once it's put together you have to let it set in a freezer for about an hour. So there is prep, and it's not ready to eat in 10 mins. Still, hella easier than something you have to bake. Healthier than a standard cheesecake, too. It's nice and fatty due to nuts, but it's good-for-you fats, and it's also much higher in protein than a standard cheesecake, and no worries about lactose intolerance.
Anyway, tomorrow I will tie Ethan down and make him write down his recipe...and then I'll share it with the world. Because it is awesomeness in a springpan. :) And don't worry, it doesn't make you have twins. At least, I don't think it does. I've never eaten it when pregnant. Someone will have to try that out and report back, given that I'm post-menopause and can't get pregnant. (Thank God! ;) )
This reminds me, though: I've gotta put some macadamias on to soak, too...
I've got followers coming out of the woodwork. Where are you all coming from???! No, seriously, thank you for thinking me worthy of following. I appreciate it. Now to think of a gift, since I'm one shy of 175. Hmmmm....
In other news...I want cheesecake. I want cheesecake like you would not believe. It's the only food I miss since going vegan. Fortunately, I have an awesome boyfriend who makes a super-awesome vegan (and raw) cheesecake that's just like the real thing in both taste and texture. He makes the cheesy stuff out of pureed cashews, so....I just put out a bowl of raw cashews to soak, and hopefully he'll take the hint. Hey! I'm making him "meat" loaf for dinner that he'll eat when he gets home at midnight-ish. I figure the least he can do is make me a cheesecake before he leaves for school tomorrow, since it only takes him like 10 minutes to make one. *laugh*