Cursed>>Bangchan
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It started with a sneeze.
Okayâseven of them.
"AhhâŚCHOO! AH-CHOO! AHCHOO!" You were on your fifth sneeze when Chan's head suddenly spun around like a creature-seeking canine from an F-movie.
"SixâŚ" he wheezed, gawking.
"AH-CHâ"
"SEVEN!" he bellowed, his finger shaking in accusation at you for summoning the devil or something.
You flinched. "Bro. Allergies."
Chan took a step back like you had the plague. "Nope. No. Absolutely not. That was seven. That's the sneeze curse. You're cursed now. Do you feel it? Do you feel the evil inside you?"
".I feel like punching you."
"Exactly!" he wheezed. "The curse is taking hold!"
You rolled your eyes, but too late. Chan was already in knight defense mode. He grabbed a colander from the kitchen and jammed it onto his head like a helmet.
"I am your knight. I shall protect you from the darkness!" he declared, striking a dramatic pose with a broom as his sword.
You just stared. "You okay?"
He charged at you and swatted at a decorative plant. "EVIL! Begone, leaf demon!"
"Chan, that's IKEA."
He didn't care. He clung to you all day long like a melodramatic madman. When you tripped over your own shoe, he yelled, "THE CURSE IS STRIKING!" and threw himself onto the floor to "soak up the bad luck."
When the microwave beeped, he wrestled it. "DON'T YOU DARE CURSE HER SNACKS!"
When you sneezed once more in the afternoon, he dramatically clutched his chest and said, âItâs worse than I thought. We have hours left before you transform into a were-pigeon.â
ââŚA what now?â
âA PIGEON, Y/N. HAVE YOU NOT STUDIED THE LEGENDS?â
By evening, he had built you a âcurse defense fortressâ out of couch cushions and covered you in garlic cloves like some weird vampire burrito.
You let out a sigh, reclining in the pillow cave, garlic dangling around your neck, Chan pacing in front with a spatula raised high. "I'm not cursed, you know."
Chan stopped. Looked at you. Squinted. "Wait. Are you sure?"
"Dude. Allergies."
".Oh."
Beat.
".Can I still use the colander helmet?"
You sighed once more. "Only if you stop calling me 'Cursed One.'"
Chan smiled, offering you a garlic clove like it was a rose. "Deal."
And peace was restored like that.
(But he still wore the colander for a week.)












