#champbo

eating ugly (https://archiveofourown.org/works/60031564)

my first work for parkour civilization! i'm glad i rewrote it and it works really well as an intro to my interest in parkour civilization, with how similar the themes are to my other works. if i hadn't gotten such a good reception to this fic then i doubt i would have been as a fan of parkour civilization.

2. missed you, even though i don't know you (https://archiveofourown.org/works/61460662)

i really liked writing seawatt to be the most mocking player in this work! enjoyed making evbo go through the horrors of misinterpretation. don't got that much to say on this fic, it was fun to write at the very least.

3. a caricature of me is just a description of you (https://archiveofourown.org/works/61597891)

my first multi-chapter fic for parkour civilization! i only like the forst chapter however, and i'm proud of how i managed to characterize seawatt in this (not much emf or evbo though)! someone thought that the first chapter was about an oc on another platform so fun piece of trivia!

4. well… that's one way of bribing a parkour pro (https://archiveofourown.org/works/63300247)

we've got nothing to say on this fic/neg. guess we're glad it helped us process what happened before to us but it's just :/ to us.

5. what's heaven when compared to your love, anyways? (https://archiveofourown.org/works/63324574)

is. is this our first mavbo fic??? anyways we dunno but we like the concept a lot but we did the best we could with the skills we had ^_^ don't think we'll rewrite it so it's just fun to see how much we've improved :D!

6. hunger sinks its teeth into you (https://archiveofourown.org/works/63694903)

we like this fic! not our best work as most of these earlier fics aren't, but we're proud of it ^_^ remembered how we scrolled through the cannibalism tag on tumblr for inspiration and decided to go with auto-cannibalism for this oneshot.

7. it's just a matter of time (https://archiveofourown.org/works/63717700)

my first entry into writing more gore! really liked how i wrote evbo and evbo's noob neighbor's dynamic in this, and how i characterized them both, using the descriptive language to further flesh out evbo's worldview.

8. you only recognize love when it's within a closed fist (https://archiveofourown.org/works/64349275)

we heart this fic forever and ever!! we liked writing this :D the first time we tried taking pictures of our writing in our notebook and transferring it to digital text! we had a lot of fun writing this. for @semifontos's BANGER brothers hc................ :D teca nd emf..............

9. like a cigarette, i'll burn you for all you've got (https://archiveofourown.org/works/64381789)

first seavbo fic........ we rewrote this for pride month and we're really glad we did cause we don't hate it anymore! thank you again to the wizard for helping us on the potion addiction HC ^_^

10. i think you love me like a queen loves her pawns (https://archiveofourown.org/works/64476241)

CHAMPWATTTT WE MISS YOU. we miss when we could write chamwatt like this . we wrote this on the car ride home from the airport after our dad left to cambodia if we remember right ^_^ like right after we got the ask :D low-key kind of ass but we love it anyway

11. maybe when god raises the blade (he'll do it without a second's waste)(https://archiveofourown.org/works/64593499)

!!!!!! our first event fic........ wowee...........! we wrote so much for this fic we still have the draft of. nine hundred word </3 we were going to have ally in there.......... alas </3

12. give me a pen and paper, i'll write my death sentence myself (https://archiveofourown.org/works/64593943)

we heart Seawatt torture forever and ever

13. for just a minute, we'll let it boil (i won't let myself become your narrative foil)

^_^ our fic where we met @justananotherwriter7 from! :DDD not our best work unfortunately but we like how we wrote the characters!

14. console me, let me forget that you're temporary (https://archiveofourown.org/works/64617424)

seamf!!!!!!!!!! seamf...................... seamf <3 we really like how we wrote this series in reverse ^_^

15. a knight does not confront problems head-on (i wonder how long i can pull this con) (https://archiveofourown.org/works/64617832)

god we remember the royal au we wanted so badly to make........ alas. cgampwatt!!

16. it runs in (to a brick wall) the family (https://archiveofourown.org/works/64647103)

shout out to the time we forgot that people actually read our works and got jumpscared by @m1ss1ngt3xtur3 mentioning it in an ask of xaers <<<<<3333333 anyway first work in that series of drabbles ^_^ we heart Tom and tec parallels

17. unraveling at the seams (you're always in my dreams)

the most dogwater thing we've ever made. do NOT read it. it is ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! roleswap au........... oh God we had so many ideas for you </3 old woman as the pk villain...........................

18. in my bed, i'll reminisce (without you, I'll have bliss)

yay seavbo! Evbo can have a little yearning. as a treat!

19. hard to get, but never a threat

seavbo fr................ okay we like this work but we wont ever reread it <3 we cant look at that thing. we cant ruin this for us

20. why won't you chase after me?

mitski <3 this is just the above fic but cut for the event :P

21. sunlight streaked skin, i'm in it to win

yay the master/s are fighting!!! don't got much else to say, we like this oneshot mildly.

22. mine to defile, mine to consume (my god, my champion)

nothing to say/ESTREMELY NEG. EXTREMELY LOATHING. we like the title the most ^_^

23. sanctity & piety

WE LOVE THIS THING. WE LOVE THIS THING SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we loved writing it we loved the event we wrote it for we just like it a lot :DDD

24. ecdysis

shout out to our first one word titled fic <3 bug Evbo!!

25. speedrunning the final stage of grief, tutorial by seawattgaming

ass. that damn beetlehuice au...............................

26.your leash tender on my teeth, your words a knife unsheathed

we likey ^_^ <<<<<<<<<<<<33333333333 history book how we love you............... (fic made by @mapleleaftag) (the history book on the shelf, is always repeating itself) (required reading material)

27. my hatred makes me a machine, and believe me when i say you deserve to be demeaned

champbo! we like it a little bit. not that much but champbo!

28. holy father, tell me why my heart stutters when i think of the sea

parkour religion............................ we enjoyed writing this fic and we dont actively recoil while rereading it therefore it is not ass!

29. salted duck eggs, crescent sunset

mooncake...................mooncake.............. our first wingfic! :D

30. summer a blur of humidity, i wish you had at least some humility

MAVBOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 mavbo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we love this fic <<<<<<<333333333 mavbo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 mavbo gore!!!!!!!!!!1 picky eater but reversed <3

31. the wolves of war will soon be fed

zam and Evbo..................... our first teen Evbo fic for @semifontos :DD!!!

32. we'll make a home from our bodies

TAVBOOOOOOOO T4T TAVBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! our first pvp civ fic and we tried so hard on it </3 do you KNOW how hard it is to not use pronouns when Evbo is in her damn monologues AND in third person AND in denial </////////////////////////3

33. our wedding will be a futile thing (i'll lop your head off with a single sword's swing)

we likey :3 tavbo!

34. zam should NOT have bitches (but sommehow, she does)

silly littlething we did on flash fic! we remember reading it out loud in vc and it was fun :D @sympathytea and @m1ss1ngt3xtur3 did really great on it!!!

35. two thirds cannot make a whole

WE WERE SO OFF IN OUR PREDICTIONS. evboverse against Woke <<<<<<33333333

36. dirt cheap liquor (your god's own ichor)

we likes <3

37. handwriting a mess, my sins i will confess

soulmate mavbo.............................!

38. but try as I might, I couldn't bring myself to hold you

WE GET OUR HEART BROKEN BY paradise (and how to lose it) BY @isopod-action-time EVERYTIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 is fire fic....................!

40. out of everyone here, our relationship is the most insincere

ew. yucky. ass. < because of our writing not the omegaverse thing

41. golden dunes graced with moonlight, celestial body sole witness to our plight

mavbo......... and clownbo crumbs............... we like :3

42. [she's been] locked up inside her apartment a hundred days

inspired by @scn-thedog's PEAK hc and art🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

43. the young are special (their meat the most supple)

amy au! Amy au! :D we like ^_^

44. there's blood on her feet (who will she meet?)

we like Julie and we like evbo and we like this event we did with @m1ss1ngt3xtur3 :D (https://archiveofourown.org/works/67325056/collections) we did our first screenshot painting :3

45. and when i become god, i promise you'll believe in me

ass. ass. do not read. ass. bad. bad.

46. smeared across the pavement, your crimes are nothing but an understatement

our first hundred minute work :D campire au...........!

47. glimmer of godhood, minutiae of mortality

we like........... naked and afraid!!!!!!!!!!!11

48. i woke up in the middle of surgery (and watched them botch my heart)

SEAWATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OUR MANIPULATIVE BLORBO SEAWATTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

49. take something man-made and make it imitate life

rewrite ^_^ we like.........

50. dead men tell no tales (but they may observe the details)

fic worked on with @m1ss1ngt3xtur3 and @combustible_stardust ^_^ they both made this fic really great!!!!!!

51. the confession(s) i wrote in the sand

we like the hmtl we did on this :D our first workskinned fic ^_^ Amy au.................

52. she cries her heart out

amy au for 100mc.............!

There’s a little over a month till it would be coming around again. First week of july!

Everyone seemed to have a fun time last year! And now with the pvpkour crossover completed, there’s potential for even more cool ships!

I wasnt very present for last years ship swap, pretty sure I was on a little vacation at my aunts lake house. But this year i won’t be going, so I should have much more time to dedicate to the event :]

Applications will be opening at some point in june, and will be open for around a week, so no need to worry about it now! But do keep it in mind!

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What is a ship swap?

The Evboverse Ship Swap is an event hosted by @confessioncivilization taking place the first week of July where users can send in their favorite ships in the evboverse (parkour civilization, pvp civilization, and minecraft simulation) and force other people to make them delicious content of the ships!

This content includes art and fanfiction, but it’s entirely up to the user on how they choose to interpret this!

What are the rules to the Ship Swap?

All ships are allowed, and again, rarepairs are encouraged! There shouldn’t be any issues with adult x child as there aren’t typically any children in evboverse media, 

NO NSFW!! Again, this was created by @confessioncivilization, a fully sfw evboverse confessions/headcanons blog. Do not ask for smut. Do not create smut. If you want smut, go find someone with nsfw requests open. This is not the place for that. Lightly suggestive stuff is fine unless stated against it, but don’t go further than that.

You NEED to enjoy yourself this is a requirement. If i find out you aren’t having a good time then you will be blocked and banned from ever participating in these events again. 

That last rule was a joke, but seriously. Don’t burn yourself out over this.

How will this whole thing work?

Submit your ship (there can be multiple) into this little form linked at the bottom of the post!

Your username and your assigned ships will go onto a funny little wheel with everyone else who signed up for this and I’ll spin it and randomly assign you a partner!

Using the info you provided me, I’ll dm you (or send you an ask from my main blog, @phoe-ix if dms are closed) containing your partner’s username and their ship(s) and preferences. If I send an ask, do NOT answer it. Leave it in your inbox and either take a screenshot, or do NOT delete it.

You’ll have until the provided due date to make them something special for one or more of their ships! It’s up to you which ship you choose to make something for if they submit multiple and the same goes for your partner. If they don’t do something for your most preferred ship, then that’s okay! At least you’re getting something, right?

You’re 100% allowed (and even encouraged) to submit rarepairs. Stuff you don’t see everyday is better! On one hand, you get to see new ships you didn’t even consider, and on the other hand, you get content for your silly little guys that nobody seems to care about!

Unlike a secret santa, this will not be anonymous. You can contact your partner if you want! If you need extra clarification on something or want to mention something you forgot to on this form, you can!

How do I upload my final product?

A proper list of information on how to post your final piece will be posted the day before the final due date.

DO NOT share your work before then, even if you finish early.

You can share a fic with a beta reader, but do not upload it to ao3 or wherever you choose to upload your fics to before the date provided.

It should be a surprise for your partner! Don’t let them know what you’re doing, but you can drop little hints if you want!

Proper Submission Instructions!

For fic writers, we have an ao3 collection!

https://archiveofourown.org/collections/evboverse_ship_week 

If you chose to write a fic, upload it to this!

This next part goes for everyone. Make a post on the blog you signed up with. Attach any art you may have made or a link to your fic. Tag both this blog and your partner! Tag it with #evboverseshipswap2025 and any other applicable tags (ex: ship name, characters in the ship, series the ship is from, any trigger warnings, etc.) Feel free to add any extra commentary, but that’s about all you need.

We’ll reblog it here under the same ship swap tag we asked you to add to your original post. If people who didn’t get to participate want to look at what you made, it’s an easy way for them to find it!

Remember to not submit before this saturday! This includes uploading your fic early.

Thank you to everyone for participating! I hope to see you all again next year!