Ray: Hey J, you got a minute?

Jeremy: For you, sunshine? Always. What’s up?

Ray: I was just thinking. I know I got caught up in my own head when you first joined the crew and I feel like I might’ve been kind of an asshole to you? Ray: Like, it wasn’t intentional, but I still feel bad. I know the others aren’t actually trying to replace me and you’ve been a great addition to the crew. Ray: So, yeah, I wanted to say I’m sorry and I have something for you.

Jeremy: Aww, hey, you really didn’t have to. Like, it might have stung at the time - you guys being my heroes and all, but. I can see now where you were coming from. Jeremy: No hard feelings, promise.

Ray: <3 Ray: Is that a no to the present? :P

Jeremy: I mean… I won’t say no. But you still don’t have to.

Ray: I know I don’t have too, tiny dancer, I wanted to. Ray: It’s nothing big, anyway. Ray: I wanted to give you my original sniper. Sort of a ‘welcome to the crew’ thing.

Jeremy: Holy shit. Jeremy: I… I don’t even know what to say. Jeremy: Are you sure?

Ray: Totally sure.

Jeremy: …Fuck. Absolutely. I’ll take good care of it.

Ray: I’m really glad you joined us, J.

Ray: Okay I’m gonna need someone to explain the hand in the fridge Ray: Ry?

Ryan: The one by the milk or the one in the pickle jar? Ryan: Scratch that. Pickle jar doesn’t have a hand.

Michael: Jesus fucking Christ, some of us keep actual food in there.

Ray: Thaddeus Ryan Haywood. Ray: Why the fuck is there a hand in our fridge?

Ryan: I needed to keep it safe. You all have mini-fridges in your rooms anyways.

Ray: True, but not the point. Ray: Just. Warn a guy next time maybe?

Ryan: Honestly my job here should be warning enough. Ryan: I’ll put a note on the fridge.

Ryan: Did something happen? Ryan: Was it something one of us said?

Ray: What? Ray: No Ray: I’m fine, Ry.

Ryan: You didn’t seem fine.

Ray: I just… I’ve been feeling a little restless, I guess Ray: I’ve got a job with Joel coming up. Getting away for a few days might help

Ryan: Do you need anything? Ryan: I’m right here. I always will be.

Ray: I know Ray: You busy tonight?

Ryan: Not unless you’re about to invite me to something.

Ray: Not quite Ray: Can I come over? Ray: I can bring food or whatever

Ryan: You can bring anything you like. I just wanted to focus on you.

Ray: I told you, I’m fine Ray: S’just been a while since we got to hang out

Ryan: It’s been too long. Ryan: If you insist you’re fine, I’ll back off. But I stand by wanting to focus on you.

Ray: You don’t need to do that

Ryan: I know. I want to.

Jeremy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk Jeremy: It’s time.

Ray: Fuck yeah it is Ray: You wanna get pumpkin masks for our next heist?

Jeremy: Absolutely.

Geoff: ITS THE MIDDLE OF JULY

Ray: C’mon Geoff, where’s your holiday spirit?

Jeremy: Embrace the spooky, boss.

Ryan: I will permit usage of my decorations and tools for this.

Ray: Nice Ray: We need to get you a skeleton suit to go with the mask

Jeremy: Absolutely!

Jack: …why is the entire penthouse orange and purple. Jack: Halloween colors are supposed to be orange and /black/ guys.

Ray: Team Purple Menace, duh Ray: You’re welcome

Jeremy: Jack. Please. When have we ever done things by the book.

Ray: He’s got a point

Ryan: God, my eyes.

Ryan: Would anyone like to Netflix and Chill? Ryan: Is that how you use that term?

Jeremy: …Ryan, you know what that means, right? Jeremy: Because I absolutely want to say yes but I’m. Just checking.

Ryan: It’s in the name. Ryan: Chill while watching Netflix Ryan: Does it mean something else?

Jeremy: Oh. Oh Ryan. You sweet summer child.

Ryan: Never call me a child again. Ryan: Do you want to or not?

Jeremy: Yes. Yes I do. And then I’m going to explain to you what Netflix and Chill really means. Jeremy: And then we are going to actually Netflix and Chill.

Ray: You’re such a dad, jesus christ.

Gavin: It’s sort of endearing how bloody oblivious he is, isn’t it?

Ryan: Well then maybe you two won’t be invited to Netflix and Chill!

Ray: I never said it was a bad thing, dude

Gavin: Ryan no!

Jack: Not invited to Netflix and Chill or “Netflix and Chill”, Ryan? Jack: It’s an important distinction before I make fun of you.

Ryan: I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND THE DISTINCTION.

Jeremy: I got this, guys. I’m gonna teach him the ways.

Ryan: Why do I feel vaguely threatened?

Ray: Ryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyan Ray: I am Ray: So fucking tired Ray: But I can’t sleep Ray: Can you do me a solid and just knock me unconscious

Ryan: I won’t deny that the idea sounds promising. Ryan: But Jack would probably kill me. Ryan: I can show you what I do when I can’t sleep.

Ray: I mean probably, but I literally asked for it this time. Ray: That’d be great, actually.

Ryan: Would you prefer gentle or a baseball bat to do the job. Ryan: The bat would get it done quick but you might wake up with a headache.

Ray: …A bat would probably also break my face, asshole Ray: Go easy on me ;)

Ryan: I wouldn’t aim for your face. It would be the back of your head. Ryan: If you want easy we’ll need some extra time.

Michael: ray yyy7 Michael: rayyyyhbles

Ray: Raybles? That’s a new one Ray: Where are you dude?

Michael: km out for ebevvvies wi th gavijn Michael: hes an ideiot but esoemtimes he amkes sensee Michael: am i makign sense rayyy?

Ray: Yeah, you’re making sense Ray: I get what you mean about Gav - smartest dumbass I know, really Ray: Everything okay?

Michael: nto reaflly Michael: ive ebeen an iditot Michael: more thann gaagvin evebn

Ray: ...What did you do?

Michael: icant telll yo u thnigs whe n immms ober Michael: we’ev beent doign this stupid ffucking daance for solong Michael: i jstu wish i coiudl stop being an idot and tel lyouu

Ray: I mean we’re both idiots in our own ways, so Ray: What do you want to tell me?

Michael: cna i coem overr? Michael: canwe maek otu a klittel bti and thenn you remidn me to telly ou somethging imrportat in teh meorning ?

Ray: You just said you can’t tell me shit when you’re sober, dude. Ray: Look, come over. Ray: I’m not saying we can make out and forget whatever you wanna say but just. Ray: Get your drunk ass over here and cuddle me, asshole.

Jeremy: SUGAR Jeremy: OH HONEY HONEY

Gavin: YOU ARE MY CANDY GIIIIIRL

Ray: AND YOU GOT ME WANTING YOU

Jack: HONEY, AH SUGAR SUGAR

Ray: YOU’RE MY CANDY GIIIIRL

Gavin: AND YOU GOT ME WANTING YOOOOOU!