Pan’s Labyrinth (2006)
ESE: 100/100
50 +5 for putting the rock’s eye back -5 for the captain correcting which hand to use for a handshake +5 for telling a story to your sibling in the womb -10 for the captain’s brutality +5 for the fairy +10 for Fauno +5 for Ofelia’s dress +5 for taking the dress off before going into the tree +5 for achieving the first task relatively easily -5 for not securing the dress well enough +10 for Mercedes and Dr. Ferreiro +10 for creepy Pale Man -5 for eating something -5 for Pale Man eating two fairies -5 for killing the magic mandrake root -5 for killing the doctor +10 for stabbing the captain multiple times and for widening his smile +5 for Mercedes’ badassery +5 for Pedro and his men saving Mercedes -10 for killing a child +5 for telling the captain his son will never know his name +10 for killing the captain +5 for passing the final test










