sometimes feeling sympathetic to Adelina's crash out like yeah i'd completely check out from the world and angrily hold onto that lucid veil if it means never letting my heart break ever again
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sometimes feeling sympathetic to Adelina's crash out like yeah i'd completely check out from the world and angrily hold onto that lucid veil if it means never letting my heart break ever again

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Maybe Rey watched TV shows with Five to learn more local language and gag things and that's how he made up his silly grandpa persona that Five always thought was funny. And then Five pretended to be the weirdly wise for his age grandson and update Rey on some odd current trend or philosophical point. And then they'd both laugh
So I came across this old post by @new-lorien-artist and for some reason the only thing I could think of is 9 adults stuck in a spaceship for a year with 9 children and having to catch themselves swearing.
Also, Connor is that one guy who always yells "Language!" 'cause give this man some character for god's sake and Sandor is having the most difficulty controlling himself. Then you have Six's Cepan there like:
Katarina: alright, kids. In pre-combat training, I'm gonna teach you how to pre-fuck-shit-up. Adel: Katarina no- Katarina: What? They're gonna have to learn this. Adel: Not the vocabulary, they don't.
Life Lesson:
Never call an adult an "Honorary Cepan".
Ever.
They all die.
Even the humans.
Except Malcolm but yk, he also...
@13yearsoflorien For Sandor week I drew the man himself. He must've been hella tired when he and Nine were navigating the first couple months on earth.

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wips from the last three weeks that i just really like
not sure which ones will get finished but hey if none of these get done, you guys at least get to enjoy whatever this is
Lorien Legacies Characters as Things My Family and I Have Said (Part Three)
John: Am I cute
Six: Whatever makes you happy
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Marina: Where’s my perfume?
Eight: I drank it
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Nine: *squeezes bread* I just really felt like doing that
Five: I feel like doing that to you
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Eight: Use your bread you fucking heathen
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Five, tucking Maggie and Ella into bed: Night night c*nts
Maggie and Ella, in unison: REEEE
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John: *attempts to do something but fails*
Nine: Bitch thought
John: Shut up
Six: Bitch thought
Five: Bitch thought
One: Bitch thought
Eight: Bitch thought
Adam: Bitch thought
John: I hate you guys so fucking much
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Eight: Is eating this much cheese even healthy???
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John: Raise your hand if you love dogs
Adam: I would but I’m eating goldfish
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Five, on an Omegle video chat with a knocked-out Sam and Ella: They're dead
Nine, on the other end of the call: Tell them to get up
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Six: Men are dumb. Fuck men. You know, what? To all the ladies in the chat, here's some advice.
Six: Become a lesbian
Six: Adopt a cat
Six: Plant a garden
Six: Live in a forest
Six: Destroy the patriarchy
Six: Travel the world
Six: Fuck shit up
Six: And do it with a smile and a piña colada *bites chip*
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Marina: I was gonna wear a cute pink flower crown with my outfit but then I thought fuck that, I'm going low-key cottagecore, not Ohioan frolicker or Idahoan horse girl
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Adam: Dude, are you high?
Sam: What? No
Sam, suddenly remembering he rode passenger while Nile smoked weed on their way home and has gotten high off second-hand smoking weed before: OH SHI-
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Five: Why am I even up at four in the morning with chips and Mountain Dew???
Marina: I mean, it could be from insomnia rooting from your depressio-
Five: Depression? BITCH PLEASE that shit is so 2019
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Adam's teacher: I know it's Monday, but if it's any comfort, today is the first day of the last week of April!
Adam: What the FUCK did you just say to me-
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Eight, mimicking an old man: gEt OfF mY lAwN
Sam: *puts face in bowl and laughs*
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Nine, knocking on the door: Let me innnnn
John, sitting against the door so Nine doesn't come in: No, I'm still mad at you
Nine: Ok ok I'm sorry, I'll pay you fifty dollars
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Five, trying to be compassionate with Nine: Remember when we used to match hairstyles, you fuck?
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Literally anyone: *laughs*
Eight: Giggles
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Hannu: No sad, just ball
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Six: fight me fight me fight me fight me fight me fight me square up square up square up sqUARE UP SQUARE U-
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One: Can I use your headphones?
Adam: Sorry, I'm using the-
One: Shut up you dumb fuck
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Eight, talking to himself in the mirror: Oh my god look at you in your big, baggy flannel you look sO CUTE you're adorable don't let anyone tell you differently, including you you dumb fucking insecure little bitch
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Daniela: What would happen if a woman took penis enlargement pills?
Adam: Hey no offense but what the fuck is wrong with you?
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John: What even goes on in your mind?
Nine: Tarot cards, money, Cotton Eye Joe on loop, applesauce, lighting a house on fire, jumping out a second-story house to see if my ankle is durable or not...
John:...
Nine: But mostly Cotton Eye Joe on loop
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Five: Some people identify as she/her. Some people identify as he/him. Some people identify as they/them. I identifty as a fucking disappointment.
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Marina: Hey, can I ask you a question?
Eight, naked in a bubble-filled bathtub with lit candles, a wine glass full of apple juice, and IceJJFish playing: Do I look like someone with the fucking time?
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John: Hey, are you gay?
Adam, sitting on the ground blasting Ariana Grande with an iced almond milk latte and wearing a baggy flannel shirt: BITCH-
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Six: *opens her online-shopping package*
Marina: Uh, those are going to make you look a little emo, aren't they?
Six, putting on her thick chain choker and leather gloves: that's the poINT-
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Sam: *dances like a crab to the Crab Rave* Crabby Rave make pain go away
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One: 'oH i DoNt HaVe PrOnOuNs'- what the fuck are you then, a toaster?
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Random celebrity: Wow, fangirls are so sweet and dedicated, they really should get paid for all the promotions and hard work they do!
Six: Ok pay me then
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Maggie, crying: All I wanted was some fucking chicky nuggies
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Sam, walking up to Nine in public: Hey bestie-
Nine: I don't know you
Sam: Bitch-
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Ella: I'm gonna send a celebrity a meme everyday until they reply to me
Marina: Why?
Ella: Why the fuck not?
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Five: Yeah, I'm depressed *laughs*
John: Why'd you laugh?
Five: It's a coping mechanism
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Maggie: I don't want a boyfriend or a girlfriend or a partner I wants the three D's
Sarah, horrified: The WHAT
Maggie: Dogs, donuts, and diamonds
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Hannu: So there's this philosophy theory-
One: I will fucking drown you
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Six: If you are male and you have a flat ass, don't speak to me. I need guy friends who match my level of THICKNESS
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One: Oh my god she's so cute
Adam: She has a girlfriend
One: Sharing is caring
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Five: If ONE MORE BITCHASS WHORE comments on my clothes and shits about how feminine I dress I swear I will be gOING TO JAIL
Five: JUST SAY YOU ARE JEALOUS YOU CAN'T WORK BOTH AND LEAVE BITCH
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Nine: So I have this problem where I hate myself but I still think I'm better than everyone else
John:...
Nine: Like I'm trash but I'm QUALITY trash, I'm trash from the garbage bags of Louis Vuitton, I'm recyclable, reusable trash, I'm the trash no one wants to throw away
John: Um...
Nine: If Gucci made a limited-edition, 24-karat gold garbage bag, I'd be that garbage bag
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Maggie, holding a nerf gun to Adam's head: Gimme all your fucking money
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Sam: I don't know, I've just been feeling a little down lately
Six: No
Sam: What?
Six: That's not allowed
Sam: Wha-
Six: *smacks Sam in the face with a pillow*
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Maggie: BESTIE. YOU ARE A BAD BITCH. DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU DIFFERENTLY. WORK IT QUEEN
The pigeon on the sidewalk:
Lorien Legacies Fancast Part Two (The Cêpans)
Hilde- Glenn Close
Conrad Hoyle- Toby Stephens
Three's Cepan- Morris Chestnut
Henri- Timothy Olphant
Albert- Jeff Bridges
Katarina- Scarlett Johansson
Adelina- Michelle Rodriguez
Reynolds- Demian Bichir
Sandor- Milo Ventimiglia
Crayton- Daniel Day Lewis