SMOSH X CELEBRITY!READER (separate)
angela.spencer.amanda.courtney+shayne.damien
pov: youāre on their ātop 4 celebrity crushesā list
a/n: very simple with no actual interaction but i thought it would be a fun idea to write this while i was rewatching that video. also this character switches between being a musician or actor so just picture a pop culture presence. i did make amanda and shayne + courtneyās more on the platonic side bc theyāre in public relationships, but you can still read it as romanticš but n e ways; first time writing, unedited, a little ooc, bad grammar, use of y/n, bad spelling, lowercase, didnt stick to the āexactā script
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angela
āOkay, robert pattinson, dev patel, y/n l/n, and a YOUNG al pacino,ā shayne listed with emphasis on each name. āshayne guessesā had become such a successful series that they simply started throwing out ideas for the next part. celebrity crushes happened to be the LEAST criminal of suggestions.
ārobert pattinson could show up a lot, thats another one that i could have guessed,ā shayne stated, already coming up with an idea of who this was, āAnd y/n l/n, i heard- oh! they just did that new ghost buster movie with the stranger things kid, right?ā
āpfff- the stranger things kid?ā spencer questioned.
āwhatever dude. But yeah,ā shayne took a pause, āi respect this.ā his chin breifly fell into his hands. ārobert pattinson and dev patel feel very sterio-typical. like, this is a person in their twenties. And al pacino is kind of, wanting to be a little unique.ā
shayne sighed into a smile, āand, if we didnt have y/n l/n, i would have thrown out erin dougal, cause i know they love robert pattinson, and have a background with film when it comes to young-al pacino but this is clearly angela,ā he claimed while he crossed her name off his little list.
spencer laughed as the green screen pulled up a picture of angela. shayne nodded with a knowing expression on his face.
āyeah i cant say im surprised. i mean, if y/n l/n wasnt on her list, id be shocked. i mean angelaās gone to how many of their shows? cause theyāre mostly a music artist right?ā shayne asked, looking off camera to the production team.
spencerās voice carried to the mic, āyeahā¦ā he started off hesitantly, āyeah i think so. cause this ghostbusters movie is like their first ābigā acting gig,ā spencer claimed.
shayne grinned a little as spencer spoke, before turning back to the camera, āwell hey. maybe weāll see them on the chanel someday. ok next!ā
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spencer
laughing as he looked back to the monitor, shayne smiled as he started, āok, ok. SOLID, wow, okay,ā he said, taking in the new list of crushes. āso we have ryan gosling- who i thought, would have shown up more by now. um, we have la-lisa?ā
āyeah,ā spencer chimed in from behind the camera.
shayne looked over, āwhat are they from?ā
āblackpink,ā spences said with no hesitation.
āblackpink? Ok. another k-pop idle on here, and uh rhea ripley from the WWE,ā shayne states with concentration in his face. āAnd y/n l/n. Fun fact, i had no clue what they looked like until right now.ā
ābro- theyāre so, just-like⦠theyāre the perfect mix of conventionally and unconventionally attractive its crazy, and dont even get me started on their voice bro. the new album they just released, āLight as a Featherā is so perfect for their style, and the music videos go so hard! y/n MUST have gone to film school or at least had a great production team because the way they use symbolism in their songs and music videos-,ā spencer shared in a passionate, excited voice, starting to laugh near the end as the crew went wild.
the second spencer had started stuttering out his little speach, shayne was laughing.
with tears in his eyes, shayne asked, āso this is you? dudeeeee. you know, we have just the luck that theyāre somehow gunna see this,ā
āduuuuuude,ā spencer dragged, āi will literally find a time machine and jump into the billionaire-death-submarine if they see this.ā
people exploded with laughter as the green screen now showcased a picture of spencer. shayne only mangaged a strangled, āoh my godā before he too was taken over by laughter.
then-, cut to their āsome difficultiesā screen.
āalllllright guys,ā shayne said, slightly panting, finally pulling it together after his barrage of giggles. āso this is spencer! i mean this was sort of given to me, i looked over at him and he cracked under the pressure-,ā shayne almost started laughing again, face turning red but being able to keep it in after a pause, āso everyone, those are spencerās celebrity crushes. and guys lets make sure y/n l/n sees this.ā
the office laughed once more before they were on to the other lists.
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amanda
āi was just like, guitar->josh,ā shayne explained to the crew as they laughed in the back, ā-stupid. javier bardem, y/n l/n, tommy lee jones, uhh, and a turkish actor,ā shayne listed as spencer explained who the last celebrity was.
shayne checked amandaās name off his list as he confirmed, āwow, this is amanda. this is amanda. tommy lee jones alone and javier bardem. the complete opposite of selina. amandaās like, āare they 70?āā shayne joked. āI am a little surprised that y/n l/n is on there? theyāre a tv actor, no?ā
The screen changed to show amanda, as spencer chimed in, āyeah, they are. so, uhhhh, when i asked amanda about it cause i was also curious,ā he paused, seemingly showing shayne an image as shayne leaned out of frame, āshe said it was because of this, kinda flop, horror-tv-series they did in 2015(?). but y/n l/n plays a horror movie actor, who is actually a serial killer and they dont know it.ā
ā oh? that actually seems kinda promising,ā shayne commented.
āyeah! and basically whenever they put on a costume, they become that person. they did psycho, ghostface; but theres this whole character arc where they turn into javier bardem,ā spencer explained (he had spent the last couple nights watching deep dives about the show, so he had an arsenal of facts).
āwait, that seems sick. how have i never heard of this?ā shayne questioned.
spencer sighed, āits called āMethod Actorā. and it is a great plot line, but y/n l/n is the only good actor in it. itās literally crazy.ā shayne started laughing but spencer continued, āno im serious! the main character has, like, an A-list-actor level performance, while literally every other character is like that one theater kid who sings too fast.ā
tears were coming down shayneās red face as he cooled down from his laughter. āand amandaās into that?ā he asked with a smile.
āi mean, she was desperate enough to send me an entourage of tiktok edits,ā spencer responded.
āughhhh, thats too good. well, that was amanda, whats next.ā
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courtney+shayne
pressing the button, to continue in the slide show, shayne started talking, ā alright next up, we have! y/n l/n, florence pugh, donald glover, and shayne topp.ā
āthatās awkward dude,ā spencer chimed in.
āthats weirdddd,ā shayne continued, āi thought you said no YouTubers man!ā
the laughter only increased as spencer replied with, āi- look. hes in the goldbergs.ā
āokay.ā shayne looked to his notes as he explained, āi think this is courney, uhh because of y/n l/n, and florence pugh.ā people laughed as he marked his partner off the small list in his hands.
spencer spoke up with, āis this their first appearance?ā
āthis is the first y/n l/n appearance which is crazy to me. i think it just kinda- you know who also hasnāt appeared is margot robbie,ā āyeahā āand i think its just like,ā āsome people are just too prettyā āsome people, its just like, yeah for sure. it kinda like Meryl streep at the oscars, where its like, yeah, for sure, youāre the best actress. like what ever,ā āshayne paused looking to his hands, āyeah its courtney. um, no. truthfully whenever florence pugh is onscreen, courtney turns into the wolf from the looney toons cartoons. and whenever y/n gets refrenced, we both just are, ARUHR RUHR RUH RUHR RUH-ā
ājust start barkināā spencer claimed as shayne shook from the barks.
ding!
āthere it is!ā shayne shouted as the screen revealed his wife, ābut yeah, me and courtney always joke about how if we ever met y/n, we would ask them to become our third.ā
ābro! we need them on the channel,ā spencer said, eyes wide and mischievous, āwe could do a live stream where you and court just go with different character combos and try flirting with them. see which one works.ā
laughter filled the studio as shayneās cheeks gained a little color. that which he soon brushed off as he too started laughing.
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damien
āAnd finally,ā declared shayne, āwe have anne hathaway, anya taylor-joy, hayley williams, and y/n l/n. huh, okay.ā
ādo you think you would have been able to get that?ā spencer asked, the only person left, now being damien.
āi dont know if i would have guessed damien from this,ā shayne replied truthfully, a tone of surprise in his words.
spencer replied steadily, āi would have known with the hayley williams but i dont know about the other two.ā
āthe hayley williams make the most sense,ā he paused, the look on his face indicating that he was trying to recollect a memory, āyou know? yeah, damien and i talk about a lot of things but i dont feel like we ever talked about celebrities we thought were, attractive or our ācelebrity crushesā. it just didnt come up that often. but the y/n l/n and hayley williams are ones that im, like-, that i picture. y/n l/n for sure.ā
shayne then asked, āyou can cut this but i think damien has actually met them, right? he interviewed them?ā
āyeah and then that was all he talked about for a week,ā spencer said with a laugh.
āriiiiiight,ā shayne scoffed, āwell hey! i got lucky, cause i get to continue my 100% guessing damien correct, cause he was the last one here.ā
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all
shayne leaned back as he wrapped up the video, āwell, let us know, down below, who your top celebrity crushes are. let us know who had the best top four; which one you respect the most. and let us know if we should do ātechnicallyā another video with y/n l/n.ā
spencer laughed, slightly confused, āwhat do you mean?ā
āyou dont know?ā shayne questioned, āy/n l/n and anthony are like cousins, er- their moms are like best friends.ā
āoh shit so we could like, actually have them on?ā
shayne laughed before very quickly saying, ālike and subscribe! leave a comment about what else i should guess and see you in the next one.ā
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a/n: i might do a part 2 because i already have some ideas but it might take me a while

















