There's something about Alastor being really bad in bed despite being the most sexualized character in the fandom that humors me.
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There's something about Alastor being really bad in bed despite being the most sexualized character in the fandom that humors me.

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I'm torn between liking Alastor not being the type to use his body for manipulation and stuff, and also Alastor not at all being above using sex as a form of easy manipulation and deal-making.
Text below in case handwriting is hard to read:
you tell him Vox
Based on this legendary quote by Mr. Iron Lung himself
Vox lying that Alastor doesn't have a tail β
Vox lying that he knew whether or not Alastor has a tail β
Would you believe me if I said I made this just for the Vox joke.

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Alastor being Zestial's Niffty feels more fitting than Alastor being Rosie's Niffty (Rosie and Alastor match each other's freak too much)
I wish I labeled it "daughter thief" instead
But then I was already doing them in pride clothes (last minute decision, much like it being a fake card). And I had already done the words. So no.