#cede writes

Jonas is the only one that gets to keep his first and last name (lololol hes the only one w a first And last name) snfhdjhd + he and lobo get special treatment design wise because Billy and Layla are already human. Concept sketches⬇️

With photo evidence bc apparently I love to suffer🫶🫶🫶

Layla decides to expand her bar by adding a kitchen! More sales, more profit. Unfortunately that means selecting a menu and hiring a someone that can cook, too.

That’s where Darlene comes in! She just graduated from culinary school and recently moved back to her hometown.

The diner she worked at before school, Al’s, closed down while she was away. Something about a car crashing through the front window and Al not being able to pay for the damages. And while she wasn’t exactly banking on Al’s for employment she was planning to stay there for a while (she’ll never admit it but she was hoping to inherit the place when Al retired, instead of opening her own place)

- Lobo/Jonas are fwbs but Jonas is in love with Lobo on the low (its not in the low its eating him alive in fact)

- Billy/Lobo are actual casual fwbs. “oh so you just want some coochie? That’s cool I just want the dick, that’s my evil twin and shit! After that we dapping up” (One Hit Wonder by Se’Kret)

- Billy/Layla are fuck buddies but Billy lowk has a crush on Layla, who’s aromantic. Its way more on the low than Jonas’s situationship but Billy is torturing herself by letting layla hit

- Jonas/Billy are casual but frequent. that bond over their forever unrequited gay pinings

- Lobo/Layla are both tops…..neither of them is ever willing to give it up for the other so it doesn’t go anywhere🤷

- Jonas/Layla are infrequent but they have fun ;)

- here’s where it gets interesting: Lobo & Darlene are in an open relationship. Darlene is asexual and Lobo has a really high drive, so she doesn’t mind him going out and finding his fun elsewhere

- That creates a weird kind of tension between Jonas and Darlene. They both want Lobo exclusively but know that that’s not how he works; they only know each other through what they can’t give to Lobo. If they ever got over that, though, I think they’d get along pretty well

- Layla/Darlene ace/aro solidarity. I don’t necessarily think they’d get along but the mutual respect is def there. I was talking to an irl about this and he said “not even in an opposites attract way?” And sadly i think no, not even. I think they’re both a little too judgy of each other’s lifestyles

- BILLY ON THE OTHER HAND…….Darlene is attracted to Billy in a way she can’t face yet (bisexuality + polyamory)

- Layla is straight chillin she’s the only one that does not gaf

Layla and Billy and Jonas are all good friends. Lobo would be their fourth but he refuses to admit he has friends. He’s kind of a friend of a friend (Jonas) to Layla but she tolerates him. Billy likes Lobo, generally, but I don’t think they’re super close.

And yes, these are the kind of friends that all sleep with each other. That’ll have it’s own post🤭

Lobo’s bike always looks different because he’s always changing out the parts. He’s his own mechanic generally and with the amount of stress he puts the Hawg in it breaks down frequently. He likes to try out experimental engines and shit so sometimes it’ll just straight up explode

Everyone hates the Hawg btw. It’s loud, stinky (runs on unleaded so it would smell like a regular motorcycle times one billion), predictably unpredictable, and, again, just blows up from time to time. Jonas is the only one to have personally witnessed this happen

Darlene’s dream is to go to culinary school. Forever the waitress never the cook💔 She’s kind of given up on it to take care of Al and the diner, since Al basically took her in as a scared freshly 18 year old after her family died (the big kitchen disaster ofc). The diner would fall apart without her and she knows it

Jonas did indeed keep Beppo the monkey. That’s his best fucking friend (besides Billy). And they basically eat the same food😭 fruit & veggies & insects. They’ll be sitting on the couch together watching (“watching”) tv & munching on an industrial size bag of crickets

Speaking of, Jonas is a sucker for trashy tv. He was ALL OVER the maim game when it was airing (and especially when Lobo was competing. He taped that one)

Billy’s knuckleshox (surgically implanted taser brass knucks) have retractable spikes. They’re kind of like needle points, so the electricity can really get to her opponent.

Layla is an independent bounty hunter. When all the Bunsen shit went down she was like “mhm thats why i hate agencies.” And whenever someone complains about Quarantino she’s like “i have a suggestion☝️”

Jonas is surprisingly good with numbers. No I don’t have a basis for this fuck you

Slow mover with high stamina. It takes a looooong time for him to climax but he ain’t no quitter. And he’s very attentive to his partners

He likes to get roughed around—it takes a lot to actually hurt him so most of his partners can get as intense as they please. He also likes being marked but most people simply can’t scratch/bite/bruise him. Skin too thick constitution stat too high

Rather gentle with his partners. He’s hesitant to hurt them back, unless he knows they can really handle his strength/size

Speaking of size……he isn’t crazy big (proportionally) but it is . Ummm wide. It’ll give you a goooooood stretch🥴

Subby vers. He’ll do whatever because his pleasure is mostly derived from his partner’s but he does prefer to bottom. And he’s shy about voicing his preferences

His ears are SO SENSITIVE. He’d start blushing just from you whispering to him. Touching his ears gets him going so fast (for him anyway). Tug on his earring a little in bed and he’ll black out

His tail is also sensitive, but 95% of the time if you touch it he’ll just clam up, too embarrassed to actually do anything anymore. He will think about it every time he jacks off though

Loves to set the mood. He’s kind of awkward but he always makes an effort for lots of foreplay. Unless his partner is crazy about them (Lobo) he’s not big into quickies

He LOVES kisses. He’s kind of bashful about it because his horns can make it difficult but he loves to kiss and be kissed. He’s not exactly romantic but he wants to be

If you grab him by the tusks he’ll do whatever you ask. Turn his head toward you with em and look him in the eye he’s like a deer in headlights. Built in man-handles

They also make it difficult for him to give head. He’s always worried about scratching/scraping his partner’s thighs and won’t do it unless they really beg. And even then he’s hesitant

In exchange, though, Jonas will always give you his fingers. His hands are as big as the rest of him. And he’s good with them. It can be a little rough at first because of the texture of his skin but i promise he’ll ease you into it

Performs best under close direction. He likes to be told what’s good and how he’s doing (please please praise him he’ll never admit how much he likes it but it’s obvious what it does to him)

Ummmmmm. Edging. Yea….. He’s already slow to open up about his preferences/kinks and he takes so long to come he doesn’t feel like anyone would wanna take so long with him. BUT. If he ever did find someone willing to explore that? Oh god he’d get so squirmy and breathy and and and. He’d be such a good boy for you