to be clear im not actually interested in any knives out ship, but i desperately need to rotate it in my brain some more so i've been reading fanfic basically at random and a lot of them feature at least a bit of blanc with his husband. and i must say the tendency to turn him into a sort of househusband just because the one thing we see him do is baking really bores me. the bread baking was clearly primarily a lockdown joke and from what i've seen this happened to a lot of people with usually intense job who required some sort of new project they can do at home. meaning i greatly enjoy anyone giving phillip crazy and outlandish jobs which makes more sense to me and is also hilarious. i sincerely hope there is never any sort of fanon consensus and we just keep giving him every kind of absurd job for ever. love and peace on planet gay detective.

i love looking at ajj lyrics on genius to check if i have perhaps completely missed the point of the song bc reading genius comments always affirms me that i am the only one right about the song and everyone else is stupid

if you ever think it is too late for you, you have to remember that i found your heart in the industrial freezer and it is still beating!!!!!

if i used to be a walrus and now had to be stuck as a human having to pay rent and do the dishes and such.. i would also mention how great it was to be a walrus at every opportunity. like imagine!

tragically hilarious thing about oMark trying to burn "who is alive?" into his retina is that iMark does not know her name. there is a high chance he would've just answered "Ms Casey" which would have meant nothing to oMark

my beloved coworker (f/60s) just got my tiramisu that im saving for tomorrow from the fridge to show it around in the office and tell everyone it look like it has slugs in it.? blatant bullying of my dessert, shocked and distraught ....