#cdth2

Matthew, flipping through family scrapbooks with a new friend: yeah so this is my dead dad who’s not my dad and my dead mom who wasn’t real, just like me, and my brother Declan and his girlfriend Jordan who also isn’t real, just like me, and her sister Hennessy who is real but is bad at it, and my other brother Ronan, who’s my dad, and his boyfriend Adam who’s a witch, and Ronan’s other son Bryde who’s older than all of us, and my sisters Opal the satyr and Chainsaw who’s a raven :)

I personally think it’s fucking hilarious that Ronan ‘hand kink’ lynch and Adam ‘sapiosexual’ Parrish fell in love with each other when adam’s hands probably look like shit all the time from working at boyd’s and Ronan’s a high school dropout