- ; hellloooo! wat do u call a dog stuck inside a pumpkin? ⦠a pupkin. /bricked ok anywhoā
hi everyone! itās ur local eevee or eeb. iām back, casually recycling my old intro post with this resident porcupine. heās 5 foot 5 inches of pure rage. and sass. he is just a boi from a pureblood family that got sorted into hufflepuff ( bc surprise, his insides are v sof ). please do
( LIKE THIS POST ) to plot with this smol tsun, pls and thank you thank you!! Ā ā”
ALSO he does have a valid plot page heeeereĀ - lmk if anything catches ur eye!
info under the cut!
āļ¾*ć»ļ¾ HEY! did LEE JIHOON just fall off HIS broomstick?! oh wait, never mind. itās just XANDER SEO⦠to think i nearly broke a sweat over a 19 year old SEVENTH year PUREBLOODĀ HUFFLEPUFF. i hear the CISMALE is quite LOYAL and CARING, but also PRICKLYĀ and SHORT-TEMPERED. well, i hope their broom doesnāt throw them off the second time.
ever since being sorted into hufflepuff, xander has not received a single letter from home. he is content with this, and would like to keep it this way.
heās pretty conflictedā heād expected to be lumped into slytherin like the rest of his family and hated and he was prepared for itā but instead heās been thrown into hufflepuff which leaves him a bit more vulnerable because he hardly even has the backing of his own house.
is a loner. with a resting bitch face.
contrary to popular belief, he will not bite if you try and talk to him but he usually isnāt super responsive
he has. maybe. 1 friend.
has had too much of constants and monotony in his life and he hates themā so he has pretty much a new hair color every two to three weeks. his go-to is blonde or black.
if you mention his height he will stab you
if you mention his family he will stab you
if you [ insert scenario here ]⦠just assume⦠he will stab you
his bed is filled with plushies because really he has squishy marshmallow insides but if anyone brings up his love of cute things in any way that may seem malicious or demeaningā¦. u prbly already kno.
his favorite subjects are herbology and charms, and he spends more time with the plants than he does with people
you will see him make the most expressions when he is playing quidditch.
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aaaa hello, itās heather here with 2 boys (1 is still on the way) and iām super excited to be here ! i havenāt gotten any of his pages set up yet, but iāll be summarising most of it in bullet points. he has most potential connections open so hit me up if youād like to plot :~) !!!
halfblood ravenclaw, 9th year, was prev. a prefect from 4th to 8th year
muggleborn dad, halfblood mum, an extraordinarily ordinary childhood
grew up in ireland, oldest of 3 children, the 2 younger siblings are closer due to a significant age gap between ryan and them
dadās a private tutor and mumās an auror for the ministry, all in all a warm family, think weasleys for dynamic except more well-to-do.
TW: DROWNING & CHARACTER DEATH āāā childhood friends with @elevatcā and another boy, pretty much been tight since before hogwarts. think sirius/james/remus dynamic where essentially ryan = remus. until said friend drowns in a bet with simon, friendshipās torn apart and when ryan sees simon again at the beginning of a new academic year, simonās changed drastically enough for distance to be wedged in between them. ryan/remus parallel? losing two of his only friends in one day? more probable than you think.
heās that one model student kid in class, always with his shirts ironed out, neatly written notes. punctual, gentle, but keeps a courteous distanceĀ
was a prefect through 4th to 8th year, flexible enough to close an eye when it came to harmless things && people
need help getting past ravenclawās riddles? (hey demons,) heās ya boy. / would occasionally tutor subjects
long story short, resident nerd, boy with baggage, no bark no biteĀ
actually everyday but still. anyway! itās jungwooās mun with a slytherin child.Ā this muse is a revamp so there are some things that i gotta iron out as i go, but for now here are some basics under the cut.Ā
profile / plots
bullet ! points !! ( aka ramblings )
blake kang
slytherin / 9th year / pureblood / quidditch cap
v loyal to friends, not likely to sell them to satan for a corn chip (maybe 2)
v diligent so he generally gets good grades, but will fixate on that one subject thatās below expectations ( fuckinā divination )
has high expectations of himself ( and of others )
sometimes an entire goof and a half
sometimes v extra
charmed his robe once in the 4th yearās quidditch match to leave a trail of green & silver glitter but all it did was put a hot target on his tail for the entire match (Ā never againĀ )
also for some reason loves to dare others to venture into the forbidden forest at night / indulge in other terrible decisions that somehow always backfire on him
fully embraces his fam bg and the privileges it comes with
bit of a blood purist, doesnāt find much fault in the pureblood supremacy ideals ( old school, but he grew up in a household that p much ingrained this into him )
mostly unbothered
falls in the greys of morals
was a prefect
definitely abused his power esp when it comes to shielding friends from their late night endeavours around the castle for whatever reasons
jk, itās my boy farrier lee, a gryffindor baby. long story short: miserable frat boi with mummy issues. profile link is here, but if youāre lazy like me iāve got bullet points summarised under the cut. hmu if you wanna plot! otherwise hit the heart and iāll come your way. :ā)Ā
if youāre not into hot-headed mess jungwoo, iāve got a snek boi blake kang (coming soon... after i set up his pages...) for you to plot with. eitherās good!
farrier lee / jungwoo
ninth year, gryffindor, previously on the quidditch team as a seekerĀ
dad specialised in magizoology, a gryffindor /Ā mumās a ravenclaw
an accident that took his fatherās life changes things
dejected mother + a young jungwoo: family dynamic shifts drastically, he spends most of his time alone takes it upon himself to hold up the family like his father used to do
mother remarries and suddenly theyāre a semblance of a family again? maybe? anyway
stepdad works for the ministry of law, shallow, scratching bare surface when it comes to relationships in general āā jungwoo doesnāt feel much of a connection with the man but he respects him enough under one roof
has his eyes somewhat set on magizoology ( dragons in particular ), following his fatherās steps and all
but mother thinks law is a good ( safe ) route to go + influence of stepfather whoās pushing jungwoo into the direction regardless of his opinions ( i.e. iām doing whatās best for you )
SAD! but heās a filial child ( mamaās boi ) so law enforcement we go
miserable bc itās not what he wants
also miserable bc he doesnāt know what he should do
indulges in the partying scene, just wants to get drunk and high
heās either studying or wasted thereās no in between
avid believer of the organised mess theory
frat boi cliche: self-appreciative flirt, not very keen on emotional exchanges
mild insomnia: relies on things to sleep otherwise heās not v functional on certain days
involved in a lilā drug ring situation
canāt let his parents find out tho
he doesnāt talk to them much anyway
final year tryna get by and also graduate and hopefully move away? somewhere?
hey there iām noelle! so excited to be here :ā) got another kiddo on her way in just a few but in the meantime hereās simon summed up underneath the cut
HEY! did KIM SEOKWOO (ROWOON) just fall off HIS broomstick?! oh wait, never mind. itās just SIMON HAN⦠to think i nearly broke a sweat over a TWENTY ONE year old NINTH year GRYFFINDOR. i hear the CISMALE is quite PASSIONATE and ENERGETIC, but also HOTHEADED and RECKLESS. well, i hope their broom doesnāt throw them off the second time.
born and raised in dublin by a sweet big ole family, where heās the middle child! mostly a mix of gryffindors and slytherins. mom is an ordinary, 9-5 ministry office worker while dad has a magical workshop that customizes hot ridesĀ
has always been a mischievous kind of guy but in a charming, relatively harmless sort of way but that didnāt last for very long
(TW: DROWNING) was part of this remus/sirius/james trifecta with two other boys (remus whoās gonna be here soon...hopefully), everythingās peachy until the summer of their sixth year when theĀ ājamesā of their group died in a drowning incident. grief, guilt, complications galore
ever since then simonās changed pretty drastically, stopped giving a fuck about his grades, mixed with the wrong crowd and is more prone to stupid dauntless behaviorĀ
now heās just known around school as being this delinquent figure (down to even owning a motorcycle...who is he) that causes trouble...textbook gryffindor stereotype taken to the extremes with the explosive temper and dramatics
is absolutely aware of how transparent his emotions/reactions are and is highkey embarrassed by it, but thatās really only around people whom he considers close
otherwise just really does his own thing and does stupid shit for fun
really good at fixing things and dabbles in mechanical workĀ
also really good with animals
likes romcoms, working out, skipping classes, exploring muggle hot spots, cute girls
hates astrology, divination, anything related to h*roscopes
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hi guys! my nameās ria & iām super excited canaryās back & with it my son kyu. iām also playing a new muse! yuna (jihyo fc ! @velvctcore) iāll have her intro up soon hopefully... anyway! please, letās plot! iām available on d*scord (famous female#4835) or twt (@deathidas) or ims, whatever works!!
āļ¾*ć»ļ¾HEY! did LEE DONGHYUCK (HAECHAN) just fall off HIS broomstick?! oh wait, never mind. itās just MOON MINKYU⦠to think i nearly broke a sweat over an EIGHTEEN year old SIXTH year MUGGLEBORN HUFFLEPUFF. i hear the CISMALE is quite PLAYFUL and FRIENDLY, but also LOUD and CLINGY. well, i hope their broom doesnāt throw them off the second time.Ā
class clown, prankster, troublemaker... you name it. maybe heās an attention seeker or maybe heās just deflecting from all his insecurities... you decideĀ
overly friendly, non-judgemental, can see the good in pretty much anyone. he tries his best to talk to new people as much as possible, really bubbly and will approach people unprovoked - he knows a lot of people
needs to be around people constantly, gets sad and lonely easilyĀ
muggleborn and still getting a grasp of the wizarding world. he misses muggle life a lot but has adapted by this point, thereās still a lot he doesnāt know and culture clashes here and there. heās really self-concious of this
not the brightest when it comes to school but he works very hard determined to prove his own worth to himself.. still... barely passes but heās tryingĀ Ā
very good at flying and extremely athletic, idolizes quidditch players but too shy to ever turn out. passionately cheers on the team every game and sometimes secretly watches practices. dreams of maybe turning out next year though he probably wonāt.. still a kid can hopeĀ
on first impression people assume heās naive and a bit dim, maybe thereās some truth to that but heās much more observant than his blindly happy-go-lucky demeanor suggestsĀ
INTRODUCTION :Ā ā ā Ā yo , i remember the first iteration of this and it was so much fun so iām super glad itās come back and i obviously had to rejoin ?!Ā Ā anyway ,Ā you can call me stella !Ā iām twenty - four and go by feminine pronouns !Ā Ā i never know what to say in introductions , so let me just get to my slytherin boy , seungjoon ! below the cut is some information about him as well as some baseline connections and plot ideas !Ā smashĀ the cute little heard if youād like to plot , and iāll come slither into your dms !
COMING SOON :Ā profileĀ ;Ā statisticsĀ ;Ā wanted connections
āļ¾*ć»ļ¾HEY! did JUNG HOSEOK just fall off HIS broomstick?! oh wait, never mind. itās just BANG SEUNGJOON⦠to think i nearly broke a sweat over an TWENTY-ONE year old NINTH* year PUREBLOOD SLYTHERIN. i hear the MALE is quite PROTECTIVE and EMPATHETIC, but also CYNICAL and TRUCULENT. well, i hope their broom doesnāt throw them off the second time.
SEUNGJOONĀ ā ā
Born in London to two notorious purebloods on Christmas Day, heās the youngest son of two children. His parents are pureblood supremacists through and through and have very low views on muggles and muggle-born witches and wizards. Naturally, they tried to infect their sons with the same backward views.
They were successful in polluting their oldest sons mind, heās so far gone into the Dark Arts and secret anti-muggle circles that there is probably no redeeming him.
Seungjoon, on the other hand, wasnāt as responsive. He had several close friends that were muggle-born witches and wizards, and so their hatred wasnāt as easily swallowed for him. His friends were nice people and didnāt seem different from himself, he told his parents such. Itās the first time he was slapped in the face by his mother.
As a child, he was sweeter. Soft smiles, carefree laughter and running outside in the grass until the sun was setting. He loved and loved and loved. His dulcet tones were crushed under the heels of his parents, smashed into smithereens, picked up and shaped into a mold of their liking; something with edges and anger.
The softness was beaten out of him with firm smacks across the face and the sound of a ruler hitting the backs of his hands; he was pulled away from all his friends and put into circles of children who were being brought up wrong; brought up the way his brother was, the way his parents were trying to bring him up.
There are those who claim his views reflect those of his parents, but to be completely honest they donāt. His bitterness is spread equally and he wouldnāt call it hatred, just a constant state of annoyance because putting up walls and coming off as dangerous is easier than trying to pick up the shards of his life, easier than shrugging off his parents critique. Itās much simpler to put up a facade and get by. So thatās what he does.
This boy was a hatstall and he nearly cried whilst the sorting hat debated whether or not to put him Slytherin or Ravenclaw. It took the Sorting Hat nearly seven minutes to sort him, and in the end he was sorted into Slytherin. More than likely because he knew his parents would loathe him if he was sorted into anything other. The Sorting Hat thought heād be a good fit for either seeing as Seungjoon is very intelligent as well as cunning.
Reputation wise, Seungjoon is known as trouble. Someone youād be better off avoiding; he's danger, a mistake, try to get past his shell at your own risk because he's fire and youāre going to get burnt. He leaves a trail of broken hearts in his wake despite the fact itās clear he doesnāt do relationships, unfortunately thereās always someone out there that thinks they can change him.
Quidditch is his one true love. He hates losing, gets angry at his teammates when they do lose, curses up a storm and bites down on his bottom lip so hard heās tasting iron. Some say he never looks happier or more alive than when heās on a broom and theyāre probably right; you can't fake being a good player, so itās the only time he feels real.
One of those students who looks like he doesnāt care about class at all, might show up late, might not even study ā yet has very high grades. Okay, so maybe heās getting tutored by a Ravenclaw, but still ā heās clearly not stupid and if he applied himself more he wouldnāt need help studying. Some classes, however, he just really hates so he canāt be bothered to pay attention.
Has a tuxedo cat named Pocus but everyone calls him Socks. Pocus knows damn well what his name is, but when heās in one of those moods heāll only go to Seungjoon if he calls him ā Socks. ā Is super affectionate to everyone else and rarely with Seungjoon. Makes him pretty sad, catch him trying to entice his cat over for half an hour and then storming away out of frustration when friend #3 comes over, calls Pocus and he goes running to them.
Defense Against the Dark Arts, Care for Magical Creatures and Charms are his best classes. Astronomy, Divination and Herbology are his worst. Part of the Dueling Club and loves it almost as much as Quidditch. Challenge him if you dare.
PLOTSĀ
ā maraudersĀ 2.0 ? the ride or die quartet who have code names and pull stupid pranks that vary in tameness. can be from any houseĀ ~ !Ā 3/3Ā RHYS , CAIN , ELIAS
ā Ā gryffindor rivals who hate each others guts , maybe they are extremely competitive on the quidditch field.
ā Ā despite his general ... meanness, those students from different houses who have wormed their way in?
ā Ā double trouble, theyāre both chaotic on their own ; throw them together and itās an even bigger mess.
ā Ā friends with benifits, that one friend who starts liking seungjoon and complicates things.
ā Ā childhood friend, maybe a muggle friend who he ended ties with after his parents forced him to?
ā Ā ex best friends who shook the school when they come back one year absolutely hating each other?Ā YUNA
ā Ā best friends, like seungjoon would die for this person also probably relies on them too much because he has no one else heās comfortable sharing 100% with.Ā YUKO
ā Ā an arranged marriage between to purebloods? could get along or absolutely hate each otherās guts.
ā Ā those who have crushes on him or those he has crushes on?Ā Ā
ā Ā that ravenclaw who tutors himĀ Ā
ā Ā enemies of varying degree, maybe itās just sass and banter or maybe these two have thrown hands occasionally.Ā
ā Ā those some types he is compelled to want to protect because despite his outward appearance he must protect.Ā
ā Ā that person he obviously has a thing for but their oblivious, or vice versa.Ā Ā
ā Ā for some reason, these two are in a fake relationship.
ā Ā members of the slytherin quidditch team he gets along with or who hate how serious he takes the sport?
ā Ā some people who have convinced him to tutor them?Ā Ā
or we could just brainstorm but if anything catches your interest let me know !
hello i never ever come prepared but letās get it. my name is nick (any pronouns work for me) and this mess is named jiwoo. iām also writing this other mess, but under the cut is some basic info about jiwoo. smash that heart button if youād like to plot or hmu if youāre impatient because iām taking a century to get it together. i also have discord ( yeetus#8648 ) if you prefer plotting on there and yes i did just copy and paste this part from my other intro WHAT ABOUT ITĀ
āļ¾*ć»ļ¾HEY! did KIM BORA (SUA) just fall off HER broomstick?! oh wait, never mind. itās just JIWOO KANG⦠to think i nearly broke a sweat over aĀ TWENTYĀ year old NINTHĀ year PUREBLOODĀ RAVENCLAW. i hear theĀ CISFEMALEĀ is quiteĀ CHARMINGĀ andĀ DILIGENT, but alsoĀ TEMPERAMENTALĀ andĀ VINDICTIVE. well, i hope their broom doesnāt throw them off the second time.Ā
[death tw] her parents died when she was a child. they were uhhhh rolling with the bad guys until they betrayed them, and usually if you betray the bad guys you end up 6 feet underground so thatās where they are. rip. [end death tw] now the number in her bank account looks really pretty if you feel me.Ā anyway,Ā her grandmother took her in after that and raised her. since her daughter joined The Dark Side, she thought of jiwoo as a second chance to Do It Right This Time. grandma is pretty chill but still expects a lot from her academic wise. she just wants jiwoo to Succeed.Ā
too smart for her own good, both book and street wise, but not the type to rub it in your face. charms, transfiguration, and DADA are her best classes. yes, all 3 of them. but you know what? fuck divination and herbology. just because she a high grade in herbology doesnāt mean she actually likes it.Ā
in public, she usually appears to be calm and collected. she looks like she has her shit together. lmao spoiler alert, she doesnāt. depending on who sheās around (and her level of intoxication), those are the times sheās loud and obnoxious. will also flirt and play extra nice if she really wants something. but also, she is temperamental and when sheās mad or annoyed she can be mean as fuck. so like...good luck on which version of her you get.Ā
deflects her emotions and feelings A LOT. has a crush? deflect. feels sad, heartbroken, or any emotion of that sort? deflect. talking about feelings and issues? deflect. getting her to talk about that stuff is like pulling teeth. itās not that she canāt, she just prefers not to unless she absolutely has to do it.Ā
Big Gay even though she is smol. the only thing men are useful for...is to reach the top shelf, but thatās about it. tease her about her height and sheāll bust your kneecaps.Ā
just like my other mess, jiwoo is mischievous but sheās very good at not getting caught. sheās more of the brain behind the master plan instead of the one who executes it.Ā
ravenclaw seeker. she takes quidditch very seriously. the type to be bitter for a day or two after a loss.Ā
also, donāt ever ask her to play wizardās chess. thatās another thing she takes very seriously andĀ she will destroy you. she lives for watching her pieces destroy the other playerās. itās sickening, honestly. basically, sheās competitive.Ā
she seems cool and acts like sheās tough but sheās secretly a big ass softie but yall didnāt hear that from me
surprise surprise, i donāt have a wanted connections list so once again hit me with ur best shot. fluff, chaos, angst, etc iām down for all of it.Ā