lost my notebook, had to go back to my Picrew roots
I have no idea why I didnt do this sooner, but now that chapter 16 of @pendej0elquel0l34's Opposite Personalities fic is out I suddenly got flooded with ideas for my two idiot camp camp ocs Jackie and Jamy(Jermy's noncanonical siblings, I think I mentioned them here before??). The site better not mess up the images again omfg
Jackie Fartz' "canon" version(top):
-seems socially anxious, is just personally nervous but is a HUGE social annoyance in reality. Once he starts talking he will not shut up.
-linguistics nerd(he knows 86 languages fluently, sue me), four different races(he and Jermy are technically half brothers, it's less complicated than it sounds), and is a geographical genius. Basically earth's embassador(idk if I spelled that right).
-Also a professional singer on top of all of that(Jackie "Mary Sue" Fartz).
-HUGE in the cosplay scene, won over five competitions
-Used to be a swimming professional as a teenager, had to stop because he got mentally ill for a while. He still likes swimming casually, though.
-Like his brother, he has a weak-ass stomach, which is his only weakness. He can handle bears, housefires, and surstromming, but dairy is where he draws the line. He has fecal incontinence but he'd rather DIE than let anyone find out about it.
-He was also raised by his uncle for a large part of his life, until he died in some unexplainable way(carcrash).
-Practically invincible. He's this universe's Kenny McCormick. He keeps on getting injured and near-dies in the most bizarre ways possible but he does not get affected by it.
Opposite version(bottom):
-Cant talk, hear, or speak. Basically just stripped away of the only things his canonical self is good at. He used to speak a bit of Korean, and never even got a chance to learn English.
-when I say he cant speak, I'm deadass. Just a whole bunch of noisemaking. Technically the aforementioned carcrash caused this, but I will not elaborate.
-Despite being literally senseless, he's hyperaware of his own body and everything he's completely incapable of. If he was canon in the Opposite Au, O!Jermy would probably be horrified of him, to put it nicely.
-Still figures out a way to be an absolutely asshole sometimes. He has hit people with his wheelchair before and pretended like he didnt see them(technically he cant, but he's got an odd sixth sense).
-Got his hair done three times as a teenager before the crash and it was the best longterm decision he's ever made. His parents disagree, they think it sucks to clean.
-The reason he looks "whitewashed" in the Opposite version, is because his original version only got slightly more tanned skin due to travelling so much.
Jamy Fartz' "canon"(top):
-The girliest girl that ever girled. Due to having PCOS(among other things), she's extremely focused on being feminine and is insanely insecure about every single slightly "masculine" part of herself and her life.
-She would've loved to be a flowerscout, but Sasha called her fat on the first day she ever spent there and she left halfway through that day. She cant hate her though. She cant hate, period. Her parents never sent her back, though. Obvious reasons.
-In a way she's just a genderbent version of Jermy? They were technically supposed to be twins, but she was born two months after he was.
-She envies how easily Jermy can take getting rocks thrown at his face without biting back. She has literally bitten back before, and she regrets it.
-Super traditional, and nobody knows where she got it from. Possibly her grandmother. She's literally a lesbian and yet she's somehow subtly homophobic. It might be internalized, she doesnt know.
-SERIOUS chronic fatigue, yet she refuses to get any help for it. She doesnt want to be seen as weak, because who would ever want to end up marrying a girl who can barely stand for ten minutes straight??
-Secretly a huge musical nerd. In a way, she and Preston would've gotten along great. Also wants to be a professional actress and guitar player, but just can't be assed to put in the effort and "waste her parents' money". She's instead working on becoming a professional cook, though cooking up her dad's human-meat hotdogs for four hours a day probably won't be too impressive on her resume.
opposite version(bottom):
-Top of her class, and head cheerleader AND player for the varsity football team. She rotates weekly.
-Complete tomboy. If you were to tell her that there was a universe where she spent three hours every day dolling herself up in the mirror, she would retch and throw her usual blueberry slushy at your face.
-Her brother pisses her off. She gets NASTY often with her football stuff, so every time she comes home after practice, she makes SURE Jermy's the first person she gets dirt on. She leaves Jackie alone because he has the power to hit her and pretend like it was an accident.
-Neeerd. Huge overachiever. She's top of her class in math, science, and physics, but give her a single piece of literature and she just starts fuming. She's heavily dyslexic.
-Claims to be straight, yet watched But I'm A Cheerleader on repeat just for that one specific part with the bus passing by. Also #1 supporter of her school's GSA club.
-In general, she's insanely progressive in comparison to her canonical self. It could be because she has a messed-up family that caused it, but it could also just be her need for perfection and popularity. She is selfishly selfless.
-Still has chronic fatigue but she's insanely dramatic with it and uses it as an excuse to get out of situations she doesnt want to be in. Also part of the reason for her paleness.
-She and O!Neil would get along super well. She and O!Nikki would hate eachother.
-Begged her parents to be sent to camp with Jermy but he made sure she stayed the HELL home. Being covered in dirt every other week at home was enough. It was his getaway.
-Does not give a shit about her parents' money. If she wants a twenty, she will get a twenty. She works hard enough to earn it(in her opinion, her parents disagree).
Side note: if it wasn't obvious, I kind of headcanon Jermy's parents to NOT care about their kids in this au. Not entirely neglectful, but definitely the opposite of what Mr and Mrs Fartz are like in canon.
