reasons i love my cats: today i was sad so i laid down on the floor next to aslan because he will give me kisses if i'm unhappy but recently i shaved all my hair off, there's only a quarter inch left he sniffed me and then promptly began grooming my hair with his tiny sandpaper tongue and i had to laugh, it tickled, and he just kept going like "don't be sad little human, i will clean your fur for you and everything will be fine" good cat