A Christmas Catlastor for your troubles, sir.

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A Christmas Catlastor for your troubles, sir.

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Spell Gone Wrong
Part 4- Fluffy Attention Seeker
Alastor X Reader
Alastor is trying a new spell but it's not right and something goes wrong.
Warning ⚠ ⚠ gn reader, possessive Alastor, Cursed Cat Alastor, Italics= thoughts, cussing, the burn of disinfecting. ⚠
You woke up feeling something rumbling against you like a purr, soft, warm, and small.
Blinking your eyes open, you saw Alastor standing by the side of your bed, glaring daggers down towards the sheets, radio static somewhat soft but clear to show his annoyance.
"Alastor?", you mumbled and yawned. "What's wrong?"
Then you felt the softness move.
Looking down, you found a bundle of red fur that was purring. It oddly looked similar to your fiance's hair.
You watched as it curled up before it stretched and rolled onto it's back. Then you noticed it was a cat with little deer antlers and a fluffy tail.
"What-?", you began and sat up, then picked the furry creature before Alastor could snatch it off the bed. "Who's this?"
The cat blinked up at you, one eye at a time before it grinned, purring even more as it showed off its fangs.
"Darling, please let it go.", your fiance said. "I have to send it back."
The cat nudged it's head closer to you, stretching it's neck and rubbed it's face against your cheek.
There was a loud screeching noise coming from Alastor before he controlled the radio sounds and cleared his throat.
"That thing needs to go home dear.", the deer demon held out his arms. "So just hand it over and I'll -"
The suddenly cat snapped it's head around to face your fiance and hissed, screeching radio static coming from the little creature.
"Don't you hiss at me!", Alastor growled.
You laugh and set the cat down.
"Love, how did they get here? Did you work on the spell while I was asleep again?", you asked.
Your fiance did not show any obvious signs but you knew better than to trust anything other than his eyes.
"Alastor?", you pushed after noticing his smile twitch.
He sighs and nods.
"Yes, I did try the spell again but this time I wasn't paying attention. And well..this came out.", he gestures to the cat. "I apologize darling.. I should have waited.", his ears lower.
You sigh.
Ever since the last spell test you had him promise to only test when you were awake.
Looking down, you find the Cat Alastor...or Catlastor blinking up at you like a frog with it's tongue out, doing a blep.
"Well, your punishment shall be traded affection.", you decide.
"Traded affection?", he repeats.
"That means..", you lift up the cat carefully. "Every time I want to kiss you, I will kiss the cat instead.", you kiss Catlastor on the nose.
There's a purr coming from the cat and loud static coming from your fiance. Looking over, you saw Alastor's eye twitch and his smile strained.
"Darling, please..", he began.
"That was your good morning kiss.", you said as you placed the red furred cat back down. "Just hope I won't give them more. After all, you do love when I give you multiple kisses."
Alastor practically ran out of the room and you hear the door to the back room slam open.
Another laugh leaves you before you decide it's time to get up. First a stretch, which you notice Catlastor do the same, then you get up and head over to the bathroom.
You close the door once inside but hear a thump a second later and a sad meow.
"Be good and wait. I won't take long.", you hold back a laugh and hear another meow of protest coming from the red furred cat.
Then you hear the scratching at the door.
"Don't you dare! I will not reward bad behavior.", you warn.
Another sad meow but the scratching stops.
The rest of the day is calm, but now you have a fluffy companion that meows for your attention and affection. At some point you wind up on the couch, a book in hand, and the red furred cat purring on your lap.
The book you had was a murder mystery, gore detailed very nicely. However, the 'detective' character spoke a little too much for your liking. Going on and on, to the point that it bored you to sleep.
Hours pass, and you are in the middle of a nap when Alastor nudges you awake.
"Darling? I found out what I did wrong.", he says, brushing his hand against your cheek. "Wake up my dearest.", he brushes his nose with yours. "I can't find that damn cat."
Opening your eyes, you see your fiance leaning back first, then looking slightly away from him, you see Catlastor on the ceiling.
"Alastor.", you sigh and pull him closer. "I have an idea you might like, but will hate in a few seconds."
"I doubt I will hate it.", the deer demon grins.
"Kiss me.", you say.
"With pleasure.", he responds, kissing your lips lightly before pressing against them more.
Then you hear a loud yowl, next you feel Alastor grunt as something falls onto his head, your teeth clacking as they hit, making you both hiss out in pain.
Catlastor growls, biting and tugging at your fiance's hair.
"You bastard!", Alastor stands up from the couch and tries to pull the cat off his head. "Get your claws off of me you vile little shit!"
Placing your hand over your mouth, it takes most of your will power not to laugh. You watch as the Radio Demon fights with the cat before he is victorious, his battle scars being multiple scratches on his hands and face.
"Finally.", he huffs, glaring at the cat. "You are going home."
Catlastor hisses in response.
A few minutes later, you are standing next to your fiance, him smiling and you looking worriedly at the cat biting the metal bars of his cage.
"Is this really necessary?", you ask.
"Believe me darling. It is.", Alastor chuckles darkly.
The Red furred creature meows sadly at you, before going back to biting the bars.
"This seems a little mean, love.", you sigh.
"Oh, nonsense!", the deer demon waves it off. "This little creature probably misses home. They most likely latched onto you due to a familiar smell."
Smell? I wonder...
Taking out a handkerchief, you place it in front of the cat, watching as it sniffs the cloth before picking it up. Purring contently after receiving it.
You watch as Catlastor disappears, the cage now empty.
Alastor hugs you from behind and nuzzles his face into the back of your neck. "Darling? Would you be so kind as to give me some..TLC? Am I saying that right?", he wonders.
"Yes, you are.", you laugh. "Let's go take care of those scratch marks.", you pat his hands.
"They are starting to burn."
"I told you that you might hate the idea.", you say, getting the first aid kit from under the kitchen sink.
"Hm...", your fiance hums in thought.
You sit him down on the couch once making your way back, placing the box on the coffee table before holding his face to see the damage.
"I got a kiss from you, didn't I?", he smiles. "I'd say it was worth it."
"Mhm.", you hum and start to disinfect his wounds.
"Ouch!"
Meow meow.
~Seline, the person.
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Alastor and Lucifer as cats ! I'm starting a little comic about these two.
I was browsing rowayneau's blog and found myself laughing again while reading her Radio Demon Catalastor AU, and I ended up having a funny idea. What do you think the Viewers Au reaction would be after Canon!Lucifer stated that there's no way all versions of Alastor could be better and more competent than him, only for him to end up watching this AU…?
I can't stop laughing at how humiliated he would feel by that.
OMG yes he gets out dad'd by a CAT VERSION OF ALASTOR! A literal CAT!
I'm laughing too!

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Day Four: Picnic
For Radioapple Spring Fling Week over on bsky!
i really like this little drawings i did of Catlastor as sample art — just a little gremlin.
Commissions are still open btw~!
I am, after all, a self-confessed cat and *Hazbin* nerd.
So, a combination of the two is enough to make me as happy as a little child.
Following Catlastor, the little Demon King of hell has now moved in as well (he was longing for his little red demon gremlin)
And now... presenting:
The cute, winged Ducking King of Hell... who loves pancakes 🐤🩷🐤🩷
And honestly—how adorably can someone possibly ship their figures?
The custom-designed little box, the sweet accompanying notes, a little treat (so he has something to snack on during his journey)...
So much attention to detail went into the packaging—and, of course, the figure itself.
The wings, the tail... I’m in love all over again! 🥰🥰🥰
Now Catlastor and Lulu are reunited and can turn the whole place upside down together. But first—pancakes! Thank you from the bottom of my heart @mblovdra
And thanks for the absolute laugh when I found myself holding not only Lulu's favorite toy, but also a whole army of little ducks! 🤣🐤🐤🐤