#catch posting

really exciting that max has moved on from implying that he might die accidentally to implying that he'll be murdered soon. what will he say next

this emily gwen lesbian flag grifter reveal is some real old school tumblr shit, which is why it’s even funnier that it’s happening on twitter. true marker of total tumblr cultural irrelevance

bryan bozzi your deep love and loyalty to charles moves me. I wish so badly that you were good at your job

"i was convinced he was a BAD PERSON" is so funny. that's exactly what it feels like to be 13 and have an Enemy

love when charles becomes mister politics. "maybe i went too far and pushed too hard" (but maybe i didn't) "probably don't want to do it again" (but i'll probably do it again) "in a certain way i agree that i should have been penalized" (but in another way i don't agree). "i misspoke when i said kimi's w2w was shit on the radio" (but perhaps i meant it). playing both sides so that he always comes out on top

the team usa hockey situation is gross and embarrassing, but it also is a reminder that for an uncomfortable majority, politics is something that is done by others and that happens to others. most people do not have coherent political opinions. most people do not think about politics. most people are not consuming political news, and if they are it's passively by stumbling across a post or an ad. most people take on their parents' partisan affiliation and then co-sign whatever positions that party endorses. whether this is due to opportunity cost or entertainment media availability or privilege -or lack thereof or low literacy or the submerged state, if you know the name of your representatives, you are an outlier. and no one knows what the hell to do about it.

WHO is styling hudson williams. and can we give them one million dollars and an award

charles keeping pace with that insane engine is crazy. no one else could ever