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Forget your neatly pressed heroes and chivalrous battles. This ain’t your grandpappy’s war story. Brace yourselves for a glimpse into the shadows, where a band of misfits, rejects, and downright scoundrels are about to rewrite the rules of engagement — with explosions, wisecracks, and enough grit to choke a panzer.

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, the trailer declares, and it doesn’t lie. We see flashes of faces — a scarred smirk here, a glint of steely defiance there. A motley crew indeed, thrown together like mismatched socks, but with a glint in their eyes that speaks of cunning and chaos in equal measure.

Their leader? Captain Alistair Thorne (picture Henry Cavill with a twinkle of mischief replacing his usual Superman stoicism). He’s got the battlefield scars and the haunted gaze of a man who’s seen the abyss, but his grin promises he’s ready to kick it right back in the teeth.

Their mission? Impossible, of course. Deep behind enemy lines, amidst the goosebumps-inducing rumble of Nazi war machines, they’ll be tasked with a heist that could turn the tide of the war. But these ain’t your average jewel thieves. Their tools of choice? Explosives that sing opera, gadgets that would make Q blush, and fighting moves so unorthodox they’d make Dirty Harry wince.

The trailer is a whirlwind of action — bullets ballet across the screen, fists meet flesh with bone-crunching satisfaction, and explosions erupt in showers of fire and fury. But amidst the mayhem, there’s humor. A wisecrack cracked as a grenade sails through the air, a shared smirk before charging into a hail of gunfire. These are men (and maybe a woman or two) who dance with danger, and they know how to laugh in the face of it.

This isn’t just a war movie; it’s a heist flick, a buddy comedy, and a middle finger salute to convention all rolled into one. It’s the story of underdogs rising above, of proving that sometimes, the most unconventional methods are the most effective. It’s about the camaraderie forged in the fires of battle, the bonds that form when you’re staring down the barrel of a Nazi tank with nothing but your wits and a questionable sense of humor.

So, buckle up, history buffs and thrill-seekers alike. The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare is coming, and it’s bringing a whole new brand of warfare — one where explosions have punchlines and victory comes with a wink and a scar. Are you ready for a mission where the only rule is: win at all costs (and preferably with a bit of panache)? Then prepare to be entertained, surprised, and maybe even a little bit shocked. Just remember, when it comes to the Ministry, keep your expectations low and your laughter loud. It’s going to be one hell of a ride.

If you haven’t watched this movie , watch it !!! Not only is the plot good but also has 2 of the most handsome hunks in the 90s 😘 haha

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Season 4,  Extradition: British Columbia

Chapter 1: First Meeting

Chapter 2: Smalltalk

Chapter 3.1: Art exhibition

Chapter 3.2: Art exhibition

Chapter 4.1: Dinner

Chapter 4.2: Dinner

Chapter 5: It’s cold outside

Chapter 6: May I? (Smut)

Chapter 7: Au Revoir

Season 5, Extradition II: The Actual Extradition Part

Chapter 1: Flight to Canada

Chapter 2: Hotel Room

Chapter 3: Billiards

Chapter 4: Into the Woods

Season 6: Indian Shawn and the Temple of the Kinda Crappy

Chapter 1: Hello again

Chapter 2: Deadly raid

Chapter 3: Funeral

Chapter 4: No Mourners, no grave: Suprise

Chapter 5: Rembrandt

Sason 8: Lock, Stock, Some Smoking Barrels and Burton Guster‘s Goblet of Fire

Chapter 1: Royce Cornwalles Staley

Chapter 2: Briefing

Chapter 3: Behind closed door (Smut)

Chapter 4: Lunch

Chapter : Dinner

Chapter : Farewell

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Bonus Chapter:

Happy Birthday

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