Thank You Klein

Praise The Fool 🙏

carcinologist

[You knew it. you fucking knew it. You even told the guy next to you, that you knew it. This is fucking bullshit. Only one world comes out alive or some shit? What kind of doom did you even bring? It had to be your fault anyways, but you aren’t going to think of the obvious fact. It’s a shame that the two worlds couldn’t just live together in a way. That would be nice. Which is why you really aren’t engaging in any fights with the other world. It was just nice having two worlds. It was doom for one, but a sense of peace in the present time.]

[So fuck everyone else and enjoy this.]

[You already came across your other self. Which is not that different from you. Except seem a little nicer and... well, you didn’t mind that you.You both knew what the fuck this all was, and just decided to do nothing about it. Good plan. Now what kind of alternate trolls were in this city. You really were curious to find out about that. Because who wouldn’t want to point and laugh at this situation. of how ridiculous all this was. You sure want to take that time before doom came over.]

[And speak of the devil. There is one that you know! Well, the alternate of himself... actually... is this even consider normal alternate?]

SOLLUX: KK?

[You stare him down for a moment. There was... everything wrong with this guy, but no doubt he is the Karkat you know. Based on appearance. Actually, not even that, just the shape of this guy was Karkat. That sounds better. The last thing you need to do is compare the Karkat you know to some happy-go-lucky fucker.]

Okay, so you’ve met a troll or three and you don’t mind them at all. Kind of colorful, actually. They, well...amuse you to no end with how they act. Especially when you can get a rise out of a certain juggalo-esqe one who is a real riot. 

No, literally, he’s a one person riot. 

What a hoot. 

You may as well test this one out, see how he reacts. So, you stop in front of him, bending down a bit to look at the other’s face. So all trolls had this skin color, huh? That was kind of interesting, but you couldn’t find anything to say about that. 

You mean, talking about things like that? Shit, boy, you ain’t gonna go there. And yet you manage to do, somehow. Oh the irony. 

     >>i thought i saw another troll

     >>digging the greyscale look though 

     >>suits you

     >>not that im saying you blend into the background or anything but

“Has this city 8een scheduled for requisition already?”  It was hard not to think so when so many trolls abound.

“W8, your face...  It reminds me of someone.”  A pause and then a snap of the fingers.

“The one that spearheaded the sectarian revolt.  You are nearly the spitting image.”  She whispered for fear of being caught speaking of the event.

He cannot help but notice this kid (”juvenile alien of some sort” seems too rude a term) struggling to reach the highest shelves. That the kid in question happens to be spouting obscenities all through what is otherwise ordinary grocery shopping doesn’t exactly help matters.