#captaindoofus

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by CaptainDoofus

Wade doesn't scream as he's ripped from the sharp-toothed jaws of a nightmare and thrown gasping silently back into bed; he never screams.

Logan hears him.

Words: 1070, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Wade Wilson, Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)

Relationships: Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson, Logan | Wolverine (X-Men)/Wade Wilson

Additional Tags: Post-Movie: Deadpool 3: Deadpool & Wolverine (2024), Established Relationship, Past Torture, Nightmares, Hurt/Comfort, Caretaking, Cuddling & Snuggling, Wade loves Logan, Logan Loves Wade

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by CaptainDoofus

Logan's stiff and achy and can't get it up in the winter; Wade takes good care of his old man.

Words: 4452, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies), Wade Wilson

Relationships: Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson, Logan | Wolverine (X-Men)/Wade Wilson

Additional Tags: Post-Movie: Deadpool 3: Deadpool & Wolverine (2024), Established Relationship, Porn with Feelings, Logan has chronic pain, Logan | Worst Wolverine Purrs (Deadpool Movies), Massage, Caretaking, Idiots in Love, Fuckbuddies To Lovers, Erectile Dysfunction, Rimming, Anal Fingering, Prostate Massage, Prostate Milking, Aftercare, Smoking, Cuddling & Snuggling, Logan is bad at feelings, But he's getting better, Wade loves Logan, Logan Loves Wade

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by CaptainDoofus

Logan is an omega who has always resented the submissive role forced on him by his universe. In Wade's universe, there are no secondary genders or toxic omega expectations to speak of.

It works out.

Or: A love story, told over three months and three heats. And a lot of fucking.

Words: 3760, Chapters: 1/3, Language: English

Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies), Wade Wilson

Relationships: Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson, Logan | Wolverine (X-Men)/Wade Wilson

Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies), Gender Dysphoria, Logan is basically a trans alpha, if that's a thing, Intersex Logan | Wolverine (X-Men), Intersex Omegas, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Masturbation, Dom/sub, Dom Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies), Sub Wade Wilson, Blow Jobs, First Time, Getting Together, Insecure Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)

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by CaptainDoofus

Logan is captured and imprisoned in a pocket dimension by an ancient eldritch horror hellbent on making him its pet.

Words: 17008, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies), Wade Wilson

Relationships: Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson, Logan | Wolverine (X-Men)/Wade Wilson

Additional Tags: Lovecraftian, Eldritch Horror, Eldritch Horror Wade Wilson, Alternate Universe - Horror, Kidnapping, Dehumanization, Brainwashing, Non-Consensual Touching, Non-Consensual Hugging, Animalistic Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies), Animal Death, a rabbit dies and it's brief and non-graphic, Animal Instincts, Feral Behavior, Collars, Wetting, Forced Wetting, Hand Feeding, Force-Feeding, Leashes, Bathing/Washing, Master/Pet, Asexual Relationship, Forced Pet Regression, Petre - Freeform, pet regression, Animal Play, Pet Play, non-sexual pet play, Puppy Play, non-sexual puppy play, forced pet play, Stockholm Syndrome, Cuddling & Snuggling, horror and fluff, a debatably happy ending

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by CaptainDoofus

In a world where mutants (who are not humans with superpowers but rather human-animal hybrids) are often treated as second-class citizens, CEO Wade poaches cat hybrid Logan from a cat-maid cafe.

Words: 21002, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English

Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies), Wade Wilson, Victor Creed, Hank McCoy, Piotr Rasputin, Vanessa Carlysle, Dopinder (Marvel), Peter W. (Deadpool Movies), Laura Kinney

Relationships: Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson, Logan | Wolverine (X-Men)/Wade Wilson, Victor Creed & Logan | Wolverine

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Crack Treated Seriously, CEO Wade, cat hybrid Logan, maid outfit, Animal Instincts, Animalistic Logan | Wolverine (X-Men), Cat/Human Hybrids, Hybrids, Crushes, Sexual Harassment, Discrimination, Business Partners, Light Petting, LITERALLY, Bonding, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Logan and Victor are siblings, Light Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Friendship, Best Friends to Lovers, Getting Together, First Kiss, Blow Jobs, First Time, Cuddling & Snuggling, Praise Kink, Hand Jobs, Massage, Riding, A very Happy ending

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by CaptainDoofus

Logan gets hexed and wakes up the next morning with a vagina. Wade helps him to look on the bright side.

Words: 7366, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies), Wade Wilson

Relationships: Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson, Logan | Wolverine (X-Men)/Wade Wilson

Additional Tags: Porn with Feelings, Established Relationship, accidental pussy acquisition, Light Angst, Gender Dysphoria, Comfort Sex, Cunnilingus, first time cunnilingus, Service Top Wade Wilson, Soft Dom Wade Wilson, Pillow Princess Logan, Body Worship, Multiple Orgasms, Non-Penetrative Vaginal Sex, Clit Play, a lot of it, Hand Jobs, Anal Sex, Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation, Vibrators, Sexual Overstimulation, Aftercare, Blow Jobs, Soft and Filthy

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by CaptainDoofus

Wade sticks himself in a cardboard wall for the purpose of initiating kinky sex with his boyfriend. Logan is soft about it.

Words: 3015, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies), Wade Wilson

Relationships: Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson, Logan | Wolverine (X-Men)/Wade Wilson

Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Kabeshiri | Stuck in a Wall, Kink Exploration, Dom/sub Undertones, Hand Jobs, Come Eating, Anal Sex, Tender Sex, Insecure Wade Wilson, Anal Plug, Aftercare, Soft and Filthy

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by CaptainDoofus

"Not for the first time, not for the last, Logan wonders what the hell is wrong with him. It was supposed to be casual, just a drunken one-time thing three weeks ago, no strings attached. It wasn't supposed to go this far."

Or: A failed first date, and a very not failed second date.

Words: 3125, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English

Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies), Wade Wilson

Relationships: Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson, Logan | Wolverine (X-Men)/Wade Wilson

Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Denial of Feelings, First Dates, Light Angst, Logan is an asshole but he gets better, More like established situationship