#captaincaveman

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Another time years ago I had some fucking drunken, tall, fat, beady-eyed GIANT grab me so fast (I underestimated his Speed. Embarrassing.), PICK ME UP HIGH IN THE AIR, AND STARTED RUUUUUNNING WITH ME ACROSS THAT LONGASS ROOM TO SLAM ME BACKWARDS INTO A WALL IN A KICKASS GOTH NITECLUB.

#ShadowLand.🖤

Well, that sure didn't work out for his ugly "Captain Caveman"-looking ass...

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But I'll tell You later about that...

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Well, I actually wrote the whole damn ShadowLand Giant Fiasco in-detail once years ago. I'll have to dig for it, ha...in my External Hard Drive somewhere, but The Long Story Short:

He got Pissed at me because A *LOVELY* Dreamy, Sweet, Pretty, Sexy, Petite, Barefoot, Delicate Young Goth Girl came to me (I standing alone after Dancing for a bit) & we started Talking. I instantly liked her & so we hit it off, he then showed up after 10 Minutes with A Glass Bottle Beer in-hand, talked to her a bit then got in MY FACE just blinking his ugly little eyes making a damn Stupid-Looking Face over & over at me.

He suddenly grabs my steel Dog Choker NeckChain/lifts me up/grabs my armpits hard/& lifts me HIGH (all the actions in 1 quick spin) then starts to HAAAAAUUUUUL AAAAASS ALL THE WAY TO THE FAR WALL BACK THERE. 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

I see the fucking Wall coming & coming FAAAAAST AT ME...ohhh, shiiiiit...

...aaaaand I'll tell You the rest later...ha. 😆😆😆😆😆

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SO...One Gothic Night At ShadowLand:

Captain Caveman has lifted me surprisingly HIGH in the air & this goddamned Sasquatch is actually Running Pretty Fast towards a far wall & apparently I'm going to Slam into it Backwards.

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He seems to have a shit-eating grin on his uglyass face, as though he's actually Enjoying this shit.

I look back a few times, while Freaked, & DAMN FUCKING ASTONISHED AT *EVERYTHING* THAT IS FUCKING HAPPENING.

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So I start Timing what I'm gonna Do.

& here comes the Waaaaall...

& *BOOM!*

I Kick The Wall Fucking HARD With Both Legs At The Crucial Moment (I was wearing Black Jeans & Knee High/Steel Toe Biker Boots, which I still have, heh) & then we both suddenly start Tumbling to the very same Direction that we just came from, & his ugly dumbass face suddenly has A Freakedass "OH, SHIT!!!" kind of surprised look. 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

It was then that I'm realizing that maybe he's actually Falling Down Backwards due to My Hardass Double-Kick On The Wall (as we're both Launching Away From The Wall, something falls down making lots of Thundery Noise & Hitting Me On My Back & Head which I later learned was a 4'x8' Thin Metal Sheet Paneling that was attached to the wall until I kicked. Ha.), & just as I think he's about to Fall Backwards (& then I can maybe finally Attack Offensively), he suddenly Whips Me Around Fast & then suddenly stepped on the fucking Gas again as he again started Running Fast With Me Still In The Air & now he was gonna Slam Me Into Another Wall At The Opposite End!

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SO...One Gothic Night At ShadowLand:

So Captain Caveman still has me High Up In The Air & Running With Me To The Other Side.

This time, though, it wasn't A Full Wall but just a smaller kind of Divider to The Bigger Open Area/Dance Floor.

Where we were actually Tussling there was A Long Bar (parallel to the Divider) that eventually butted 90-degrees into that very Dividing Wall (end-butted at its CenterPoint; & maybe only 2 Patrons could sit there at that short BarSection) & that's exactly where we eventually Collided into. Again, I Was Looking Back & Timing When To Kick. We finally got there & I Kicked...but this time I couldn't 100% Forcefully CounterKick because I could only make Solid Contact On The Divider Wall With My Right Boot because that fucking BarSection was in the way so My Left Boot could only somewhat make (angled) contact with the divider Under The Bar, but we still Rebounded back towards the center of the room (though with less Thrust this time) & finally this goddamned, dumb-looking Giant Orc stops there...just holding me up still. Blinking his beadyass Eyes. '_'

(Fuck, That Was Embarrassing...being carried around & flung around like A Raggedy Doll...😠😠😠😠😠

So we finally Stop...& that's when I then suddenly Swing My Right Arm at a fully-extended angle over both his arms (that were still gripping both my armpits) & now *I* was Cocked & Loaded For A Vicious Gloved Backhanded Fist; I was really thinking to Break his Orbital Bones on his Right Side.

He seemed to suddenly have an "Oh, Shit." look on his stupid face.

(I also was wearing A Pair Of Metal HandCuffs on one wrist & another Pair on the other...My Dance Outfit that night was BDSM-style. I even had A BullWhip with me. Fingerless Gloves. No Sleeve 'SIOUXSIE' tee shirt.)

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SO...One Gothic Night At ShadowLand:

I'm looking at this fucking Overgrown Buffoon with my fist ready to Blast his fucking dumbass face (I still had My Deadly SteelToe Boots on), when I'm Hearing & Realizing That (at some point; I didn't even notice when) The Lovely Petite Goth Girl Has Jumped In Between Us Both & She's Yelling: *STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP!*

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Oh, shit...She's somehow jumped right on top of his arms; his deathgripping hands still holding me up, so this Beast is holding both Her & Me in the air.

I start thinking again to Smack (& HayMaker & HeadButt) his bitchass but then it hit me that, he might actually BE one of those Shameless Selfish Chickenshits that *will* Grab A Girl, Or A Kid, & Actually USE THEM AS A HUMAN SHIELD.

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Yeah. I've certainly seen ENOUGH of those kinds of Submanly Losers by now. FACT.

Goddamn, I would feel SO FUCKING ETERNALLY-HORRIBLE if I actually Swung & I Broke Her Face because of this fucking Immature Entitled Stupidass.

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So I then just Look at his ass EVEN MORE EVILLY (because he started this shit & now I was in a position To Possibly Hurt This Girl, but I guess I was still also Evaluating What Can I Do), when he finally just Puts Me Down & hulks away.

Oh, goddamn, I Was Not Happy.

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Fucking Irritated.

#BiiiiitchDontEvenGetMeSTAAAAARTED.

So She then tells me that She'll Be Back & She chases his fat ass & I stay there Simmering a bit. I finally walk to Another Room there at The Club (an Outside, Quiet, Dark, Brick, Relaxing Room) & She finds me a bit later, to my Surprise & Gladness, heh. Wow, I really liked Her. 🤩😍🤩😍🤩😍🤩

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It always surprises me when things like that happen because I just do NOT EXPECT THAT A GIRL WILL COME TO TALK WITH ME; CERTAINLY NOT A SUPERLOVELY GIRL LIKE HER.

I guess I will NOT get My Hopes Up. Nope.

So we start talking a bit...telling me that he's her friend...Not Her Boyfriend, She Clarified.

He wanted to Go Out...but he had no Car...

She has a Car, but No Money...he'd Pay, he said...

She really didn't want to Go...but he Begged, so she Agreed...

...aaaaand Captain Caveman then comes into The Quiet Relaxing Room...

...aaaaand I did NOT LIKE WHAT I SAW.

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SO...One Gothic Night At ShadowLand:

So Captain Caveman lumbers on into The Calm Room...& I'm all thinking: "What now, bitch? You want some more???"

Because this time, I WAS READY...AND MUCH MORE LESS LIKELY TO HOLD BACK.

I have this automatic thing that I Push Women Aside (or Behind Me) if I anticipate Trouble Fightwise (whether I know them or not). This time, if I *had* to, I'd Quickly Pick The Girl Up & Put Her On The Bar & Push Her To The Other Side First, then Tangle With Sasquatch. 😡😡😡😡😡

But She first saw him as he is entering. She tells me to Hold On, She walks to him, they talk for a bit, then he takes off.

She then comes back to me & we talk a bit more & hang, but She had to Leave. I guess The Ogre wanted to Go now, so She left. She said She'd Come Back, & I said I'd still be There, but She never came back.

I never saw Her again; that Night or Any Other Night.

I Hope She's Okay. 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

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Months later, I was at another nearby Goth Club; 'COMMUNION', & I was talking with A Young Kool Security Guy there (he had Fangs, heh) & he seemed excited about his band that he was enthusiastically telling me about when I saw someone approaching from the side but I didn't look up till the last second when The Guard finally said: "Oh, & this is our guitarist."

& I looked over...& I immediately got An Evil Fucking Look On My Face...

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EPILOGUE:

SO...One Gothic Night At 'COMMUNION'.....

So I look up from talking to The Vampire Security Guard as he is telling me about his Guitar Player (who is actually Approaching us right then), AND I DID *NOT* LIKE WHAT I FUCKING SAW.

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Guess who it was?

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Yeah..Captain Caveman. Again.

I immediately go into Battle Mode. I was fucking Ready this time.

Then I noticed that the damn brute actually Instantly had an "Oh, Shit." look on his face.

He immediately seemed Scared, actually, to me. He glances around I guess nervously here & there a bit then he just Turns Around & Takes Off from whence he came.

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Good.

Bitch.

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Ain't seen him since anymore.

(The Security Guard was all Puzzled: "Whaaat???"...he didn't know our history)

I've actually scared a few Giants already in the past. Just With An Evil Fucking Look. Yup.

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