A thought has occurred. Captain Jacques Perriot with a partner who likes rough housing/play wrestling. He'd blush so badly whenever they grab or pin him, I can sense it
(If you don't write for Jacques, you can substitute in the Hanks. They'd probably also enjoy a partner to wrestle with :D )
ABSOLUTELY real and also dw I’ve been waitinggg for a Jacques ask
Jacques always talks so big, always postures up with his blunt cocktail sword pointed right at your throat whenever you visit him. The thing about him is that almost nobody in the house ever choose to come to the bottle (for good reason, he’s not the most hospitable chap), but even fewer actually choose to fight him back. It’s like everyone sees him as this angry nuisance they can just avoid, not an actual threat. So, for lack of a better term, he’s incredibly battlestarved. He is just ITCHING to throw down with someone. And when you get together just for him to discover you have a habit of turning every kiss and caress into a full on war, he is overjoyed.
He takes your play fights so so seriously, with every time you shove him down or grab a fistful of his hair he’s hissing out insults you can barely understand, telling you to stop going easy on him. The first time you grabbed his collar and yanked him close he let out the most embarrassing noise of his life, and very quickly lost. He never imagined he’d find any sort of joy in losing, but feeling your hands on his chest, pushing him against the wall, or the floor, or the bed… it’s more than he could possibly handle. Sometimes, he’ll even begrudgingly compliment your strength, eyes looking everywhere but yours as his foot taps incessantly, in a desperate bid to get out some of his pent up energy. If you’re physically stronger than him, it gets so, so much worse. Seeing a display of your prowess never fails to have him going bright red, even if it’s as simple as moving a crate. And if you pick him up like he weighs nothing? He might just go limp in your hands like a kitten that got the scruff of its neck pinched. It’s like he completely bluescreened, and he won’t recalibrate until you put him back down.
