#captain archer

One thing to know about T'Pol is that she is the funniest person on Enterprise. She knows she is the funniest person on Enterprise and the reason that she continues to say half of the shit she does is because she is funny. It's also why she gets mildly offended at Archer when he says she has no sense of humour.

Will anyone listen to me if I explain my theory that Porthos is actually Archer’s anxiety support service dog. I’m not insane right. When I first watched the show I was like “Oh Archer has a service dog, that makes sense, why else would they (starfleet and the Vulcans) allow a pet on board the first warp 5 starship?” Come to find out this wasn’t the case. I get Phlox’s animals being allowed because those are used for medical research and to help treat the crew, but the more enterprise I re-watch the more my theory of Archer needing an anxiety dog gains strength. Did anyone else think this???