It wasn't his idea to have a chaser of mouth spray. An assistant's choice, tugged down, mouth opened, clinging for dear life in a vodka-stained throat. For the rest of the show he could swear he had a mojito instead of something out of a paper cup, posing as water. Water with a special kick, enough to last through the hour until the lights could dim, the guests to get on with their lives, to let him begin to walk off stage with a hand already working at the tie around his neck. He wasn't going far. Just far enough to get to the mini bar, a staple of the show itself, more used by host than those on his couch.
"Too late for last call." There's a sound from behind him, making him turn with bottle still in hand, nozzle open and streaming into a tumbler. "Do you wager I could make your mouth from here like at the funfair? Piss poor of a prize in that, isn’t there?"