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The Factory Wedgies

Ryan, Josh, and Evan stood at the rusted gates of the old abandoned factory, a relic of the past that loomed ominously against the twilight sky. The factory, once bustling with life as it churned out clothes for a large retail chain, now lay silent, its windows shattered and walls draped in ivy. Rumors of a freak accident that claimed the lives of two workers clung to the air like fog, giving the building an eerie reputation that both intrigued and terrified the trio.

“Are we really doing this?” Josh asked, glancing nervously at his friends. His heart raced, a mix of excitement and fear bubbling within him.

“Come on, it’s just an old building,” Ryan replied, pushing the gate open with a loud creak that echoed through the empty lot. “What’s the worst that could happen?”

Evan, who had been unusually quiet, finally spoke up. “I just hope we don’t get hurt.”

With a reluctant smile, Josh followed Ryan inside, and Evan trailed behind, casting glances over his shoulder as if expecting to see someone—or something—watching them.

Once inside, the air was thick with dust and the scent of decaying wood. Sunlight filtered through the broken windows, casting eerie shadows across the floor. The boys began to explore, their footsteps echoing in the vast, empty space. They marveled at the remnants of old sewing machines and stacks of faded fabric, relics of a time when the factory was alive with workers and laughter.

As they ventured deeper into the heart of the building, strange noises began to fill the air—soft thumps and whispers, like the echoes of conversations long forgotten. “It’s just the wind,” Ryan insisted, though he couldn’t shake the feeling that they were not alone.

“Yeah, or maybe the ghosts of those poor workers,” Evan added, trying to lighten the mood with a nervous chuckle.

Suddenly, a loud crash resonated from the upper floor, causing all three boys to jump. “Did you hear that?” Josh whispered, his eyes wide with fear.

“Probably just some old metal falling,” Ryan replied, though he wasn’t convinced. They moved cautiously toward the staircase, the wood creaking beneath their feet as they climbed.

As they reached the top, they entered a dimly lit room filled with forgotten memories. Old uniforms hung limply on rusty hooks, and the air felt charged with tension. It was then that they saw her—a young woman in a faded dress, her translucent figure glowing faintly in the darkness. Her hair floated around her face as if caught in a gentle breeze, and her eyes, filled with sorrow, locked onto theirs.

The ghost’s eyes narrowed with anger as she regarded the boys with a fierce intensity. The air around them thickened, charged with an electricity that sent shivers down their spines. “What are you doing here?” she hissed, her voice echoing in the empty expanse of the factory. The boys, utterly frozen in shock, suddenly felt the weight of her gaze.

Panic surged through Ryan, and in an instant, he turned on his heel, shouting, “Run!” Josh and Evan followed suit, barreling down the staircase with their hearts pounding in their chests. The echo of their footsteps reverberated through the factory as they raced toward the ground floor, but their fear clouded their sense of direction. They found themselves running in circles, each turn bringing them back to the same spot, the oppressive atmosphere of the factory growing ever more suffocating.

“Where do we go?” Josh gasped, his breath coming in ragged bursts. They skidded to a halt behind a towering stack of machinery, the shadows swallowing them whole as they crouched down, trying to catch their breath and regain some semblance of composure.

“We need to think,” Evan said, his voice barely above a whisper. “What do we do?”

Before they could formulate a plan, the factory’s power abruptly surged to life, flooding the space with a harsh, fluorescent light. The machines hummed and sputtered, awakening from their long slumber. The boys gasped, eyes wide with terror as the clanking of metal filled the air, and gears began to grind.

“What’s happening?” Ryan exclaimed, his heart racing. “We need to get out of here!”

Unbeknownst to them, the ghost had the power to manipulate the very machines that surrounded them, and as they hesitated, the factory came alive with a cacophony of noise. The boys exchanged frantic glances and instinctively began moving again, searching for an exit, but the layout of the factory had become a labyrinth of shadows and machinery.

As they wandered deeper into the chaos, they could hear whispers, the faint echoes of tormented souls approaching. “We have to hide!” Evan urged, and they scrambled behind another set of machines, trying to remain unseen.

In a moment of desperation, Josh leapt onto one of the conveyor belts, hoping that it would lead him to safety. He ducked inside a large machine, one that appeared to be designed for hanging shirts. The moment he was hidden, a sense of relief washed over him, but it was short-lived.

Unbeknownst to Josh, the ghost watched with a sinister smile, aware of his hiding spot. She descended closer, her form flickering with a mix of malice and amusement. As Josh nestled himself deeper into the machine, metal claws suddenly sprang to life. In a swift motion, a claw grabbed him, pulling him into the center of the conveyor belt with a force that left him breathless.

“Help!” he cried out, panic rising as a sturdy metal hanger was thrust through the back of his shirt. He scrambled, trying to free himself, but the mechanism was relentless. The hanger caught on a cable, and Josh found himself helplessly suspended, his legs dangling in the air as the machine began to churn.

From their hiding place, Ryan and Evan watched in horror, unable to comprehend the scene unfolding before them. The ghost floated closer to Josh, her expression unreadable, yet a cruel glint in her eyes suggested that she had been waiting for this moment.

But the machine ground to a halt, and the ghost loomed above Josh, her presence suffocating. “It’s been a while since I’ve had trespassers,” she murmured with a chilling smile, the words wrapping around them like a dark shroud.

Now that the ghost was floating before Josh, it was her time for fun. With a flick of her ethereal finger, she pointed at the waistband of Josh’s sweatpants, a mischievous grin spreading across her face. Slowly, she moved her finger downward, and to Josh’s horror, his sweatpants began to slip. With a swift motion, they fell to his ankles, leaving his red briefs on full display.

The ghost burst into laughter, the sound echoing around the factory like the tinkling of glass. “Nice panties!” she taunted, her voice dripping with mockery. Her laughter seemed to fill the room, mingling with the sounds of the whirring machines, making the atmosphere even more surreal and terrifying for the boys.

As Josh hung there mortified, his face burning with humiliation, the ghost continued her cruel game. She pointed again at his sweatpants, now lying crumpled on the ground, and then gestured toward his shoes and socks, which had also fallen victim to her spectral antics. “Oops! Looks like someone’s lost their pants!” she cackled, clearly enjoying her moment of torment.

“Help! Somebody help me!” Josh yelled, his voice a mix of panic and embarrassment. But the ghost found his cries extremely annoying. With a flick of her wrist, she levitated one of his socks and, with a swift motion, shoved it into his mouth, effectively silencing him.

Josh’s eyes widened in shock as he frantically tried to spit the sock out, thrashing against the machine that held him captive. The ghost's laughter echoed around him, a haunting melody that seemed to dance through the air, feeding off his fear and humiliation.

“Much better,” she purred, floating just out of reach, her gaze locked onto his frantic movements. “You see, this is what happens when you invade my domain. I play by my own rules!”

Ryan and Evan, watching from their hiding spot, felt a mix of horror and disbelief. They couldn't believe what they were witnessing. “We have to do something!” Evan whispered urgently, his hands clenched into fists. “We can’t just let her do this to him!”

“Yeah, but what?” Ryan replied, his mind racing. “She’s controlling the machines, and look at what she just did to Josh!”

As they watched, Josh finally managed to pull the sock from his mouth, gasping for air. “Get away from me!” he shouted, trying to muster whatever bravery he had left. “You can’t keep me here!”

“Oh, but I can,” the ghost replied, her tone dripping with malice. She pointed toward the machinery surrounding them, and suddenly, the gears began to whir louder, the lights flickering ominously. “You’re all mine now. No one leaves until I’m satisfied.”

The boys exchanged desperate glances, knowing they had to act quickly. “We need to distract her,” Ryan urged, his voice low but firm. “Evan, can you create a diversion while I try to get Josh free?”

Evan nodded, determination flooding his veins. “Just give me a signal,” he said, steeling himself for what he had to do.

As Josh continued to struggle against the machine, the ghost turned her attention back to him, a wicked smile playing on her lips. “What’s the matter, little boy? Afraid of a little fun?” she taunted, her laughter ringing like a bell.

In that moment, Ryan made his move. “Now!” he shouted, and Evan burst from their hiding place, grabbing a nearby piece of fabric and tossing it toward the ghost. “Hey! Over here!” he yelled, hoping to draw her attention away from Josh.

The ghost turned, her eyes narrowing as she focused on the distraction. “What do you think you’re doing?” she hissed, her playful demeanor shifting to one of annoyance.

With the ghost momentarily distracted, Ryan rushed toward Josh, frantically working to free him from the machine’s grip. “Come on, we have to get out of here!” he urged, his heart racing as he tried to pull Josh free.

Josh, still flustered and embarrassed, nodded vigorously, the urgency of the situation finally breaking through his humiliation. Together, they fought against the constraints of the machine, the factory humming ominously around them. The ghost’s laughter echoed in the background, but they were determined to escape her grasp, no matter the odds.

Ryan couldn’t free Josh’s shirt; it was out of his reach. In a moment of desperation, he grabbed Josh’s legs and pulled down with all his might. Josh came ripping out of his shirt and fell onto the conveyor belt, clad only in his red briefs. As he landed, he let out a yelp, the sound echoing through the factory and redirecting the ghost's attention away from Evan.

Now fully focused on Ryan and Josh, the ghost's grin widened, her eyes glimmering with delight at the chaos. “Oh, this is getting better and better!” she cackled, her laughter filling the air like a sinister song.

Ryan stood up, adrenaline surging through him, and took off running, hoping to escape the ghost’s grasp. But fate had other plans. As he dashed forward, he suddenly felt something wrap around his ankles. A spool of string nearby had unwound, ensnaring his legs. Before he could react, the other end of the string was tied to a metal hanger, and the slack was taken out. In an instant, Ryan was yanked off his feet, dangling upside down in the air, his arms flailing helplessly.

“Ryan!” Josh shouted, his heart racing as he watched his friend being subdued. But the ghost merely chuckled, her attention shifting back to Josh, who sat frozen on the conveyor belt, still clad in his embarrassing red briefs.

Evan, witnessing the chaos unfold from his hiding spot, felt a surge of helplessness. He wanted to help his friends, but he didn’t know how to combat the ghost and her cruel games. He watched anxiously, feeling the weight of the situation pressing down on him.

As Josh remained frozen in place, he was unaware of the hanger that floated silently behind him. The ghost, with a gleeful smile, guided the hanger toward him. It slid down the back of his briefs, the cold metal making contact with his skin, until both ends popped out through the leg holes. Josh finally noticed the movement behind him, but it was too late.

“Hey! What are you—” he began, but before he could finish his thought, the ghost lifted him by the hanger, causing him to yelp out in pain as the fabric of his briefs dug uncomfortably into his backside.

“You’re a funny one, aren’t you?” the ghost taunted, her voice laced with malicious delight as she hoisted him off the conveyor belt. Josh squirmed, trying to find relief from the painful grip, but it was futile. The ghost expertly maneuvered him, placing him back on a cable dangling from the factory's ceiling, leaving him suspended in mid-air.

With a satisfied smirk, the ghost looked at Josh and said, “I’m just going to leave you hanging here for a bit in your panties. It suits you!” Her laughter echoed around the factory, a haunting melody that sent chills down Evan's spine.

Josh squirmed helplessly, his cheeks burning with humiliation as he hung there. The sight of Ryan still dangling upside down, along with the ghost's maniacal laughter, made it clear just how dire their situation had become. Evan knew he had to act quickly; he couldn’t let his friends suffer at the hands of this malevolent spirit. With a deep breath, he steeled himself, determined to find a way to free them both from the ghost's twisted game.

The ghost floated over in front of Ryan, who was still dangling upside down, the humiliation palpable. With a flick of her finger, she motioned at Ryan's shirt, and without warning, it slid off his flailing arms. “Let’s make this even more fun!” she cackled, her eyes glinting with mischief.

The ghost possessed a couple of seam rippers and sent them floating over to Ryan, one on each side of his legs. They began their work on the seams of his jeans, snipping away with precision. As they got closer to the waistband, Ryan's choice of underwear became visible. Evan, still hiding and watching in disbelief, blinked rapidly, doing a double-take at what he was witnessing.

“Ryan, no!” he gasped, but it was too late. With a final snip, Ryan’s jeans fell to the ground in two pieces, leaving him suspended in the air, clad in his cartoon briefs. They were white with black trim, proudly displaying Power Rangers on the butt and the logo on the crotch. Evan couldn’t contain himself, bursting into laughter at the sight of his friend upside down in such an embarrassing state.

“Nice briefs, man!” Evan laughed loudly, but his amusement was short-lived as the ghost turned her attention toward him, her gaze piercing. He froze, realizing the danger of his laughter. “Oh no,” he muttered, turning to run.

He bolted past Ryan and then Josh, but before he could make it far, a metal claw shot out and grabbed him by the back of his shirt. The claw lifted him into the air and began spinning him around in dizzying circles. “Stop! I can’t take it!” Evan shouted, but the spinning only intensified until he went limp, his sweatpants starting to slip down.

The ghost watched, her laughter echoing through the factory as Evan was spun out of his shoes, his sweatpants flying off. He dangled in the air, wearing only his black boxer briefs and shirt, feeling completely exposed. The ghost floated in front of him, motioning the seam rippers over. They began to work on his shirt, and as it ripped away, a hanger entered the front of his boxer briefs and attached itself to the same cable that held Josh and Ryan.

Evan fell, but his boxer briefs caught him, resulting in a ferocious wedgie. The ghost cackled, enjoying the boys’ humiliation as they hung there, helpless and embarrassed.

After a moment of unsettling quiet, the ghost finally left them alone, leaving the boys to plot their escape. But no one could devise a plan that would work, and the tension hung heavy in the air.

Josh broke the silence, trying to lighten the mood. “So, Ryan, how come you're not getting a wedgie right now?” he teased. “Yeah, you’re wearing little boy undies. Come on, Power Rangers, seriously!” Evan chimed in, still chuckling at the sight.

“I had no other clean underwear!” Ryan protested, his cheeks flushing with embarrassment. “These were all I had left!”

“That’s what they all say!” Evan replied with a laugh. “I have never worn anything nerdy like those!” Josh added, shaking his head.

Suddenly, the cable began to move, carrying the boys to the next room. They looked around and saw a way out—the loading docks for shipments. Next to the exit sign, they spotted the section name: “Kid’s Underwear.” The realization hit them all at once, and they exchanged horrified glances.

As they tried to pull up on the cable to pop off the hanger, the ghost reappeared. “Oh no, you’re not getting away that easily!” she sneered as she tied their hands behind their backs with string.

“Oh great,” Josh groaned, feeling the weight of their predicament. The ghost began mocking them in their embarrassing state, her laughter ringing in their ears. “I’m getting tired and want to relax in peace, so I guess it’s only right I give you all a proper send-off, and some of you need a souvenir,” she stated, her eyes glinting with malice.

Two claws came up and began pulling down on Josh and Evan’s legs, pulling until the two came crashing out of their underwear. Now completely naked, they stood there exposed, trying to cover themselves as best they could, but their hands were still tied behind their backs. The ghost laughed hysterically at their predicament.

The claws returned, but this time they grasped something different. Josh and Evan were held in place as the claws dressed them in their new underwear. Josh found himself in a pair of white cartoon briefs with blue trim and Paw Patrol characters, while Evan sported a pair of white cartoon briefs with red trim, featuring a Poké Ball on the crotch and a picture of Ash throwing one.

Ryan was then let down, finally standing with the two. As the conveyor belt began to move again, the boys whispered their plan. They would jump off the conveyor belt and make a run for it as soon as they got close to the loading dock exit.

“This is our chance!” Josh said, determination filling his voice.

As they approached the exit, the boys counted to three. “Now!” they shouted in unison, jumping off the conveyor belt. But just before they hit the ground, they were caught by the back of their cartoon briefs, lifted high into the air, and then unceremoniously dropped into a box.

The box was tight and uncomfortable for the three of them, and before they could react, it was closed and sealed securely with packing tape. The boys felt the box move, realizing they were being loaded onto a truck, their hearts racing with fear.

After twenty minutes, the truck came to a stop, and they heard it fall onto the ground. Voices surrounded them, and the box began to move again. Terrified that it was the ghost, they kept quiet, carefully undoing each other’s arm bindings.

Unbeknownst to them, they were in the center of the mall, outside the most popular clothing store. The box was marked “display models.”

As the box stopped moving, they heard someone cutting it open. “As soon as it opens, we run as fast as we can,” they whispered to each other, adrenaline pumping through their veins.

The box opened, and as they rushed out, they froze in place, their eyes widening in shock as they were greeted by a crowd of onlookers. Laughter erupted around them, echoing throughout the mall, as the boys stood there in their cartoon underwear, completely exposed.

Michael Cimino giving a loser an atomic wedgie. That gotta hurt, nerd.