#calumau

Title: I Don’t Care

Reader Pairing: Y/N and Calum

Rating: comedic smut but also it’s hot ?? i dunno

Description: Y/N never thought pregnancy hormones could be as extreme as they are, but once a rush hits, she seeks her boyfriend Calum for help.

I’ve heard it countless amounts of times. “Oh trust me, you’ll get this urge to just have sex with everything in sight. It’s crazy!” I never, NEVER, thought it would be this bad. I feel like I’m going crazy. The second trimester was said to be the best. Not too much pain, finally over all the sickness and fatigue. Sex literally all the time. But of course when it really hit me, I was stuck in the fucking shower with Calum and all the boys down stairs visiting and playing some stupid ass video game that couldn’t wait until later. I was showing, that was for sure. I’ve gained a good 2 pounds each week for the last probably month. I felt like I was getting bigger definitely, but still had the energy to want to fuck Calum senseless.

The water hit my back as my head rested against the cool tiles, one arm outstretched and holding onto the wall for support, while the other was trying to get myself off. I sloppily rubbed my clit, trying for anything and everything, but deep down I knew it was my own weak hand instead of Calum’s. I groaned loudly, irritated with the entire subject before I could care any less. “Calum!” I yelled out, hoping my voice would carry down the hall. Nothing. All I heard were the faint screams of the guys at their video games. “CALUM!” I screamed again with more force. I was beyond irritated and just wanted him here and now. I heard footsteps pad down the hall quickly, probably thinking I was hurt or something. The bathroom door flung open, footsteps coming quickly to open the shower door. “Y/N, what’s wro-“

He opened the door to the shower, staring at my wrecked appearance. The water dripping down my body, my hand still rubbing softly at my clit with my lazy smile. “Hi,” I mumbled, glad to see his face. He let out a small laugh, soon laughing louder than I’ve ever heard. He took a step back and made sure to close the bathroom door hard, leading it to click shut. He looked back at me, my eyes, to my hand, to my eyes again. “Really?” He chuckled. “I neeeeed you.” I rolled out, my eyes closing for the quick second of bliss rolling through my legs. “Baby, the guys are here.” He tried to stifle his laughter, knowing it would only irritate me. “Yeah, and I don’t care. I want your cock in me.” He let his laugh loose with my bluntness, not knowing how to react. “You really are horny, aren’t you?” My hand finally left my clit, both arms folding over my chest as if I was throwing a tantrum.

He smiled at me whilst shaking his head, leaving the door open so I could watch him undress. I smiled lazily once again, watching his body flex with each movement only turning me on more. I watched before my eyes the sight of him getting hard, his eyes turning to glance at me once in a while. I felt my core start to ache, only wanting him in me even more. He kicked his clothes to the side, walking back towards the open shower door. He shut it, turning to look at me as water began to lace into his raven hair. “Hi,” I muttered like earlier, earning a small laugh to escape his lips. “Hi,” he breathed out. He leaned in for a small kiss, me pulling away quickly. “Let’s fucking get down to business.” He chuckled again, turning away to laugh while his hands rested on my hips.

“How do you wanna do this, baby?” He shifted his gaze down to the bump, and back into my eyes. “I don’t wanna hurt the little guy.” I rolled my eyes, trying to lift one of my legs as high as possible to rest against the shower wall opposite to us. “Just fuck me already.” He laughed once again, kissing my lips and smiling. “You’re wish is my command.” He placed his tip at my entrance, pushing his hips into me softly. My hands clawed at his shoulders, not even beginning to feel satisfied. “Calum, I love you, but fuck me like you hate me or something, god damn.” His head shot up, his eyes glancing into mine with confusion and worry. “Y/N, the baby...” “Calum! Sex is fucking recommend. Now please, can you just hurry up and fuck me? If you fucking won’t, I sure as hell know Michael’s been eyeing my tits for the last couple of weeks.” He couldn’t help but let out a breathy laugh, placing his lips into mine. “Oh princess, I’ll fuck you, alright.”

He quickly let his hips snap, his actions obviously being encouraged by his jealousy. His hips rocked quickly, my jaw slacking open. There wasn’t very many moans, just grunts and breathy content sighs. “Jesus, Calum,” I choked out, his stomach being careful to come in contact with mine, his hips violently being carefree. He slowed down quickly, concern lacing his eyes. “Am I hurting you?” I smiled and laughed, shaking my head. “This is the best you’ve ever fucked me.” He smiled, placing a soft kiss on my lips. It wasn’t long before I felt my orgasm approaching, having been building myself up for a good twenty minutes before Calum had even gotten in the shower with me. I felt the pit of fire explode throughout my body, clinging onto Calum for dear life. He pumped lazily throughout my own orgasm, not even bothering to chase after his lost one.

When my breathing started to regulate, he began to pull out leaving me empty and wanting more. “No, no, no, no, no.” I whined, pulling him close. “Again, please.” I whimpered. “Y/N-“ “Cal, please. I need it. You make me feel so good. Please, baby.” He couldn’t help but stifle his laugh, my whining being his source of entertainment. He pushed back in softly, resting his head against my shoulder as I sighed out in content.

It wasn’t even two minutes before I felt the fire approaching again, my stomach twisting and turning in pleasure. His hips started to twitch, his thrusts becoming sloppy as he continued to pound into me. “Fuck, fuck, fuck. Yes, Cal, shit.” He grinned down at my wrecked state, finding the power to slam his hips even harder. I felt my body come undone, slacking into his own. He used his hands to keep me up, chasing after his orgasm. “Don’t you dare fucking cum in me, Hood. If I miraculously end up with two of your fucking children in me, it’s over for you.” He laughed loudly, pulling out and kissing me softly, his hand trailing down to jerk himself a few times. I felt a hot substance trail down my leg, a small lazy smile working it’s way onto Calum’s face. “The guys probably know what just happened,” I giggled, Calum softly leaving small kisses on my collarbone.

“Oh, the definitely know what happened.” We laughed together, standing in the warm water. “Ya know, maybe I should buy a dildo to keep in the shower for when you’re busy or something.” He pulled his lips away from my collarbone, his eyes crinkling with a smile.

Summary- You meet at a bar and Ash literally charms your pants off of you

MASTERLIST

*Ashton Irwin smut*

Word count- 1,116

Going to nightclubs was never really your scene, but somehow your friends had managed to convince you. As soon as you reached you were sitting at the bar, drinking alone while your friends were busy dancing. The bartender came over to you and placed a vodka coke in front of you. “Excuse me, I didn’t order this” you called out. “It’s from that gentleman over there” the bartender pointed to him. He walked up to you and reached his hand out. “I’m Ashton” he said charmingly. “Y/N” you said curtly shaking his hand. He brought your hand up to his lips and placed a soft kiss. “A beautiful name, for a beautiful girl” he said winking at you.

You blushed and turned your attention back to your drink and started playing with the stirrer. “Do you really find that more interesting than me?” Ashton questioned, feigning offence. You looked at him again and shook your head, desperately trying to say something. You weren’t used to men like him coming up and talking to you. “Umm, I-uh, I was just thinking” you replied hesitantly. He took his hand in yours and said, “Y/N I don’t mean to make you feel uncomfortable. It’s just that, you intrigue me.” Ashton said. “You don’t even know me” you said, a little too quick for his liking. “I didn’t mean it like that.” you said and you saw him sighing in relief.

“Do you want to get out of here? Maybe get something to eat” Ashton asked suddenly. You looked around the room for your friends and saw they were all busy and they didn’t even miss your presence so you took Ashton up on his offer and the two of you walked out of the club. You walked with him, talking about anything and everything and the tension left as soon as you started an actual conversation with him. You ended up going to an ice cream parlour. You bought two ice-creams and coincidentally, the both of you had the same favourite flavour.

“So tell me, Ashton, why’d you send me a drink?” you asked him curiously. “Am I being practical or brave?” he questioned. “Practical” “Well, like I said, you intrigue me” he repeated. “And brave?” you asked. He leaned in closer to you and you thought he was going to kiss you but he just kissed the corner of your lips. “You had some ice-cream there” Ashton said cheekily. “You still haven’t told me” you said. “Well, I was really hoping that I could do this” Ashton said and wrapped his arm around your waist and crashed his lips against yours. It took you a moment to realise what was happening but you soon started kissing back. After a few moments, he pulled apart and placed his forehead against yours. “Do you want to come back to my place?” he asked and you nodded your head eagerly.

Back at the apartment, Ashton and you couldn’t keep your hands off each other. He pinned you against the wall and squeezed the back of your thighs, signalling you to jump. You wrapped your legs around his waist and he pushed his crotch into you. You let out a loud moan and kissed him. Your lips moved in sync before he slipped his tongue in your mouth. You put your hands in his hair, tugging slightly, causing him to moan out. He walked away from the wall and placed you on a table.

He pulled off your deep neck t-shirt and attacked your bra-less chest. He pinched both of your nipples with his thumb and pointer finger causing you to tilt your head backwards and moan loudly. He rubbed his hands down your chest and you took the opportunity to slowly unbutton his shirt leaving hickeys all over his chest. You got off the table and on your knees. You pulled his pants and boxers down in one swift move. His hard on slapped against his stomach and his tip was red, swollen and dripping with precum. You loved how much pleasure you were causing him and knowing he was in this state because of you turned you on even more. You wrapped your lips around his tip and sucked harshly. “Fuck, Y/N more” Ashton moaned out and you complied and took more of him in your mouth. You squeezed his balls causing him to moan lightly and thrust into your mouth. You gagged around him and that was enough to push him over the edge because you could feel his salty liquid go down your throat. You licked around your lips collecting any cum and swallowed it all.

You got off your knees and Ash kissed you again, full of passion. “That was so fucking hot Y/N” he said. “Whatever you want baby” you said seductively. He spinned you around and you put your hands on the table. “What do you want me to do” Ashton asked while squeezing your ass. “I want you to fuck me Ash” He pulled off your skirt and bent down to leave a chaste kiss on each cheek before leaving a long kiss on your hot soaking core. You whined at his teasing actions and he pulled your panties down slowly.

He reached his hand around your waist and started rubbing your clit. He pumped himself a few times while doing so and both of you were moaning messes. He eased in three of his long fingers inside you without warning and you grabbed the table even tighter, if possible. He curled his fingers inside you causing immense pleasure. In a few seconds he pulled out and rubbed himself on your entrance, teasing you before finally thrusting into you.

He thrusted hard into you and kept his hands on your waist. You pushed your hips back to meet with his thrusts. He began rubbing your clit again and you let out a nearly pornographic moan. He started going faster and you felt him hit your g spot. “Just like that Ash” you moaned and he repeated that over and over again until you felt yourself getting weak in the knees and you came around him. He pulled out immediately and he came all over your ass.

You turned around and wrapped your arms around his neck. You kissed him softly and pulled away, revealing a huge grin on his face. “That was amazing, I’m glad I took the chance” Ash said while panting and rested his forehead against yours. You found yourself, slowly but surely getting mesmerised by him and you both knew that this wouldn’t be the last time you get together.

SOULMATE!CALUM YEET OK ENJOY

Title: Flutter and Burn

Reader Pairing: Y/N and Calum

Rating: PG-13, some swearing and just a whole lotta fluff

Word Count: idfk honestly it’s lOng

Requested: Nope I’m just having feels

Description: In the world of soulmates, you’re destined to have one. But at the age of 22, Calum isn’t quite sure where his is, or if he even has one. Then one day, one glance, and a whole lotta feelings, Calum believes he has found them.

Everyone has one. A soulmate, I mean. And with every person you ask that has found theirs, they’ll tell you the same thing.

“You just feel it. Even with their name being said, your heart will start to race. And when you finally see them, eye to eye, in person, no matter the distance, your heart starts to flutter, and then before you know it, it’ll start to burn. And it’ll burn badly until you look at them again. And that’s when you know who you’re dedicating your life too.”

My mom always told me that I’ll find my soulmate, and that immediately I’ll feel it. She used to tell me when she’d hear my father’s name before they ever knew each other, her heart would race and she’d get scared. Then she met my father and she understood.

I’ve never felt that, though. The instantaneous flutters, the racing pulse. I’ve never had a name that made me smile, at least not a name that wasn’t some celebrity I admired.

I sat in my room with my best friend Grace talking about the future event that’ll take place tomorrow.

“I’ve listened to them for six years, G. I’m finally gonna see them after six whole years.”

I rolled over onto my stomach to look at her and the poster she sat next to on my wall.

“They put on a great show. I’ve never heard of someone having a bad time at a 5sos show. Youngblood is also a new style, though, so I’m not sure how to prepare for their show this time.”

She smiled at me, soon looking back down on her phone and scrolling.

For my 19th birthday, my parents had gotten together with Grace to get me first row floor tickets to 5 Seconds of Summer, a band I’ve been obsessing over since I was 13. Grace had seen them twice before, back when they were more punky, and my family and I didn’t have money to go.

I sat up in my bed, tracing my hand along the Maori boy on the poster.

“I’m gonna see Calum in real life tomorrow. Literally less than 24 hours before I see his perfect face in person.”

My heart started to race even thinking about the show, my smile growing wider the longer I looked at one of the many of my 5sos posters.

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It was the next night, Grace and I standing in line for the show. It was a sold out show, me being lucky to have the seats that I do.

“The lines moving!” Grace said giddily.

“Are you excited?”

My head shook vigorously. Tears already beginning to well in my eyes. It was such a big moment for me.

I heard two girls talking loudly behind me.

“Dude, I cant wait to just see Calum’s hot ass face up close. Bro, what if he sweats on us in the pit?”

I giggled lightly to myself before feeling my heart rate pickup, causing me to feel light headed.

“Y/N! Dude, you look like you’re gonna pass out! You okay?”

I shook my head, the feeling going away.

“Yeah, I’m good. It was weird. My heart started to beat really fast and I got lightheaded. I’m good, I promise.”

Grace smiled at my own reassuring smile.

We approached the security workers and handed them our tickets as our turn was up.

“This is it, Y/N! You’re gonna see 5sos!”

My hands started to shake as I took my scanned ticket back from the worker, tears starting to well up in my eyes.

“I know,” I whispered in fear of my voice cracking.

“Let’s go get merch first! It’s always easier that way then waiting in line after the show.”

I nodded my head, and followed Grace around in the venue. We came across a big table with a bunch of shirts sitting on it along with a few other accessories. I went to pull out my money from my small backpack as she just smiled.

“Don’t worry, bro. I gotchu.”

I smiled at her and told the employee what shirt I’d like.

I put it in my backpack and thanked Grace as we walked towards the middle of the venue heading to our seats. We were in the front row, right behind the pit, smack dab in the middle of the stage.

Grace hugged me and pulled out her phone for a selfie.

“Happy late birthday, Y/N!” She said into the camera.

I hugged her back and smiled.

Soon the opening band came on, Grace and I standing up and jumping along to the few songs we knew. We sat down as they exited the stage, out of breath, and took drinks from our waters.

“5sos is next dude. I hope you’re excited, because I am.” I said, my hands shaking from my nerves.

Grace just laughed and smiled.

Before I knew it, Grace had her phone out recording me.

“Why’re you recording me?” I laughed.

She didn’t say anything, just smiled.

Next thing I knew a video was up on the screen in front of me.

The crowd began to chant.

“30! 29! 28! 27!”

I began to scream, understanding Grace wanted my reaction.

“10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5!”

“OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING!” I screamed.

“3! 2! 1!”

Screams erupted throughout the entire arena.

“Hey guys! We’re 5 Seconds of Summer. For some reason we’re expecting a delay, so sit tight!” Michael had said on the video displaying before us.

Everyone ‘boo’ed and ‘awe’d before the screen changed colors and Luke jumped into the frame.

“Sike!”

The screen went to black and a bass riff began to fill the ears of every patron in sight.

“GRACE! OH MY GOD! THAT’S CALUM! IT’S LUKE! MIKEY! HOLY SHIT ASH!”

She continued to film me screaming until I turned and looked at her with tears in my eyes.

“Thank you,” I mouthed.

She smiled and put her phone down.

They went through a couple songs before they began to talk.

I laughed at Michael’s jokes, and cheered when they’d say something important.

They began to play a few old songs, If You Don’t Know being one of them.

Soon it was Calum’s verse, and I shouted it loud.

During the middle of his solo he looked straight at me and smiled, and the second he looked away I felt a feeling I’ve never had before.

It started with the flutters, my heart doing backflips consistently.

I grasped onto Grace’s arm, my breathing beginning to fluctuate along with the flutters.

Then Calum had stopped singing immediately, clutching his chest with his hand. He began to pace his side of the stage as the rest of the music stopped altogether.

“Cal, man, you alright?” Luke asked into the mic.

Calum couldn’t hold a long enough breath to get his words out before his hand was back on his chest, hoping that adding pressure would stop the foreign feeling.

His other hand occupied his knee to hold himself up, as did my own.

Then I felt it.

The burn.

“GRACE!” I screamed.

Tears welled up in my eyes, both hands over my heart as I fell to the ground not being able to breathe.

She ran towards me quickly, crouching down to try to figure out what was wrong with me.

As I sat there, up on the stage Calum had thrown his bass to the ground with a hard thud, his hands holding his chest harshly as he fell to all fours trying to breathe.

Luke and Michael had set their guitars down and ran to Calum, as did Ashton from his drum set.

All you could hear was Calum’s screams of pain from the top of the stage through the microphone.

The girls around Grace and I ran over to help me try to breathe, noticing my tears.

“Y/N, where does it hurt?” Grace asked trying to stay calm.

“HEART! BURNS!” I choked out through the tears and pain.

The girls next to us gasped and smiled.

“Y/N,” one girl said, getting my name from Grace, “do you not understand what’s happening?”

I shook my head violently.

“We need to get her up towards the stage! Or at least get Calum to look over here! Their in the second stage of connecting with their soulmate! Calum is her soulmate!”

“CALUM!” The girls around us started to scream.

He looked up from his place crouched on the stage, a pained expression taking over his face.

“Y/N! Look at him! Now! He’s looking!” A girl said to me.

My eyes looked up, the tears falling from them as I held my chest tighter. Then I felt it. I felt the burning stop. I felt my heart begin to swell in such a pleasant way. I felt the chocolate brown eyes peer into my soul and make me smile. I felt complete. Full, even. I knew he was it.

“Dude, Calum Hood is your fucking soulmate.” ————————————————————

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