New Yearâs music, you say?
I already know well enough what Gervâs contributionsâd be â not as if this hasnât been a topic of idle discussion before, and, hell, we all know where he is for the New YearâŚ.*
I know, itâs not as cool and edgy and happening as what OUP has posted. Donât care, either. Hereâs our top ten, in ascending order.
10. Young Johnny Strauss (II) â âJunior,â as we call him down to the ice-house â with the âTritsch-Tratsch Polka.â
9. Jimmy Shand and everybody in Scotland, âHaste Ye Back.â
8. Bronco Ben Brittenâs version of âLevy-Dew.â
7. Margaret Whiting did it well; but it has to be Ellaâs version. âWhat Are You Doing New Yearâs Eve.â
6. Junior Strauss: the âKaiser-Walzer.â
5. And again, the âNeue Pizzicato-Polka.â
4. You know who. Junior. âGâschichten aus dem Wienerwald.â
3. Junior Strauss again. âThe Blue Danube.â
1 (T). Burns. A big band. And âAuld Lang Syne.â Now, thatâs the New Year. Then again, so isâŚ
1 (T). Pappy Jack, Johann Strauss I. The âRadetzky March.â
I mean, you canât not, can you?
Any which way, yâall have a good one.
* Best not to speculate on what, precisely, heâs doing between concerts. Or whom.