it’s cool. it’s not like i wanted Caleb’s birthday card anyway. it’s fine.
(IT’S NOT FINE)
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it’s cool. it’s not like i wanted Caleb’s birthday card anyway. it’s fine.
(IT’S NOT FINE)

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cw: siblings. codependency. implied depressed, gn! reader. hurt/comfort/angst/fluff. short read.
Caleb lets out a loud yawn in the narrow hallway of his high-rise apartment building, face drawn and eyes droopy as he can barely stay awake. His right hand lands on the doorknob, not questioning why it was already unlocked due to how mentally exhausted he is from work. He twists the knob, taking his time opening the front door. As soon as the metal door creaks is he immediately met with a loud ‘swoosh’ as the door suddenly swings open. Caleb lets out a gasp, alert and on edge until your arms wrap around his waist.
“There’s my sweet, little pipsqueak,” Caleb coos, sweeping you off of your feet in an instant. You react instinctively, wrapping your legs around his waist and your arms around his neck as he holds your bottom to ensure you won’t fall. You can tell he’s exhausted, but a glimmer of light shines in his dreary cosmic irides upon seeing your face again. “How’ve you been while I was away?”
“Lonely. I missed you a lot, Caleb,” you murmur, puckering your lips at him with a whine. Caleb softly chuckles at your bratty attitude, leaning close to nuzzle your forehead against his.
“Yeah, Yeah, I know. I’ve been lonely without you, too.”
You stare at him, watching as his mood starts to falter again, no doubt guilty for how his absence made the both of you feel this past week. You huff, puffing your cheeks in frustration over his sudden mood swing as your index finger starts poking at the fat of his hyperpigmented cheeks. Your childish teasing brightens his mood again as he smiles widely at you, sharp canines on display as he lets out a hearty laugh before spinning the both of you around the living room.
You start to get dizzy, patting his shoulder a few times, signaling for him to slow down. Caleb soon realizes that you need a break from his torturous ride, carefully walking over to the couch and placing you down gently on the linen cushion.
“Have you eaten today,” Caleb asks, sitting beside you on the couch. You glance over at his lap before crawling over to him and suddenly making yourself comfortable in between his legs.
“Yeah…sorta,” you respond back with a mumble, getting ready for Caleb to start nagging at you about eating well while he’s gone. Instead, you feel his arms wrap around your waist as he leans down to bury his face in your hair.
“You haven’t washed your hair yet, either,” Caleb groans, rubbing his face in your matted hair despite how oily it is.
“Sorry, Caleb…”
“Don’t apologize. We’ll sort it out later.” Caleb lets out another deep yawn before patting your thigh. “Order something. Caleb is too tired to cook right now…”
“Okay.” You’re almost about to jump off of his lap to find your phone when you pause, deciding to glance up and see his eyes battling to stay open as he looks at you. Your hand finds itself reaching out and grazing against the prickly hair starting to grow on his jaw.
“Hmm? Oh, yeah, I gotta shave again…”
You slightly pout at him. You secretly enjoy whenever his facial hair starts to grow again, but your brother is infuriatingly stubborn about shaving.
“Actually…I don’t want to order anything right now,” you mumble, poking at the black fabric of his uniform. “I want to sleep with you.”
Caleb looks at you with one brow raised, slight concern in his expression. “You can sleep with me after you eat, yknow—”
You defiantly shake your head at him. “No. I want to sleep with you now, Caleb.”
Caleb tilts his head to the side, confused at your stubbornness to sleep with him, but he doesn’t question you further as you’re suddenly picked up again and carried towards his room down the empty, dark hallway.
“I missed seeing your face whenever I’d wake up in the morning,” Caleb confesses, watching you with a bittersweet grin on his face as tears suddenly slip past both of your eyelids and down your cheeks. You cling onto him tighter, trembling hands clenching onto his coat. Your words fail to leave your lips in response to his confession.
Caleb grips onto the doorknob, twisting it as the door to his bedroom opens with a loud creak.
“Let’s get some sleep now, pipsqueak.”
a/n: this was 100% written by me with no help besides the research I did to write this. I'm sorry if it's boring and/or hard to read...I wanted to write something short about a "natural" interaction between reader and caleb that isn't overly smutty, tooth-rotting fluff, or angsty.
Heheh, he is my table and he let me sit on him >:3
"what was that pipsqueak?!" 🍎
did a caleb costest yesterday (his colonel outfit has a gun to my head in my cart)
Thinking of ravenous Caleb. Thinking of insatiable Caleb. Thinking of so-pent-up-he’s-about-to-Pompeii-that-pussy Caleb. And thinking of this Caleb who becomes a dad and now has little ones, running around, cock blocking him on the daily. Thinking about how hot it would be for him trying to find any two seconds that he can to put his hands (and dick) all over you.
You’re not used to him waking up early. He used to sleep in -or pretend he was sleeping in- for hours just so he could hold you in his arms, bury his head against the crook of your neck, bask in your warmth, your scent. Now you wake up, bright and early, to him humping your leg, murmuring, “Just one quick round before the gremlins wake up, please baby, one round.”
You usually keep the door to the laundry room open so you can hear what the kids are up to while you go about your housework, but suddenly Caleb is clicking the door shut. The kids are banging on the door for him to let them in, they wanna see mommy. “Mommy’s busy doing laundry, daddy’s helping.” Why does it sound so noisy, they ask? Oh it’s just the washing machine clanking around. It’s nothing to do with Caleb’s cock burrowing right through your panties and into your cunt -he knows he hasn’t got the time to properly remove them- as he fucks you up against the dryer.
Your kids tend to knock out for their nap around the same time everyday. Caleb knows this. But he also knows that how long they’ll stay asleep is anyone’s guess. He’s barely got the bedroom door closed and he can hear the troublemakers waking up already. You’re sighing that it was a good try, but he’s determined not to let his efforts go to waste. He’s bending you over the bed, fingers digging themselves into your skin, hips pistoning back and forth, trying to bully his way into a quick orgasm. The kids are whining outside, rattling the doorknob. He’s growling out between grunts, “Not now, kiddos, it’s daddy’s turn to play with mommy; wait your turn.”
He’s losing sleep, he’s losing sanity, he’s losing everything except his cum inside you and his two overworked brain cells are desperately trying to think of any other creative way he can get his hands on you. Could he fuck you at the dinner table? Tell the kids mommy wanted to sit in his lap just like they do all the time? Should he dump the kids on Gideon’s doorstep with no warning? Fuck you on the car ride to your long overdue date?
Even on days when the kids have completely wrung the energy out of him, running him ragged to the ends of the earth and back, and he’s knocked out before his head even hits the pillow, his cock somehow always finds its way to you, grinding against you even in his sleep, desperate for some measly sense of release. “My… pretty girl… such a good little wife… please baby…. Won’t you let me-“ He whimpers in his sleep and now you’re the one trying to rub out a quickie.
Damn bastard.
Turns out the horny is contagious.

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BYEEE I THOUGHT THIS WAS CALEB TO MC AND I FLIPPED
when the sun hits (you don't want me to stop)
word count: 2.7k
MDNI.
includes themes of religion and priest kink.
decided to cross post this to Tumblr, this is my first fic on here so I hope you like it! ao3 link at the bottom :3
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It's 7:30am and you're wearing your Sunday best. Plain black heels, a light cardigan and a white sundress that's a tad too transparent. Your hair is down and you have your favorite earrings on. Your white rosary is around your neck. The outline of your bright red thong can be seen when the sun hits. No bra, of course.
You're heading to early Sunday confessions with your favorite priest, father Caleb.
Father Caleb... he's so understanding and is always eager to help, like a puppy. He's the youngest priest at your church, and the newest, as he was recently assigned to your diocese. He started taking the early morning mass every Sunday to assimilate himself to this new place, and you make sure you attend every mass.
You've always tried to be a godly woman. You truly did! Go to church every Sunday, help the needy, and feed the hungry. But something about Father Caleb's sweet voice, puppy eyes and long fingers made your thighs squeeze together and your heart start to race. It's true, you've been trying to get in his pants since the day he was introduced as the new, young, hot priest. And you're sure today's the day.
getting around to requests my loves <3 just as soon as i finish obsessin’ over caleb…. ♡_♡