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9 of 37 DD Cards!

This will be his only Card.

I accidently. Made him look like my secondary school self. I don't know how to feel about this.

Weird emo dead guy

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I am absolutely terrified for the release of a soul full of Shadows im not even kidding.

Like at the same time I cannot wait and im going to the signing but what the flip is derek gonna pull in this book

Valkyrie is in PRISON, winter is probably up to some evil shit Idk (im defending her sorry dont cancel me) , and this is (probably?) The only time we're seeing skulduggery have to go without val (except for the 5 year timeskip, but that wasnt shown) and in book 9 there was Stephanie up until valkyrie came back and derek decided to slime her

Which brings me back to fletchers insane mistreatment 🥳

Youre telling me he was used (the teleporting shii), then cheated on in his first relationship, then his new girlfriend killed 2 people and turned out to be a total bitch, then his other new girlfriend who was basically a completely-different-completely-the-same reflection of his first ex got killed by his first ex's EVIL TRIPLET.(see what i done there, 3 of them. vals steph, darq ;) ) and then he actually gets justice for about 10 or so years and then he gets stabbed with a machete BY HIS EX'S EX WHO WAS THE GUY SHE CHEATED ON WITH HIM WITH

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

Not to mention skul treated him like shit, aswell as val for a long time

I saw a theory that it was because fletcher reminded him of his dead child which is crazy but im just gonna go with that because I love defending characters

Which now brings me to defending the one and only winter grieving!!

(Not her name though, why did she do that to herself )

Anyway, I can see a lot of the fandoms hatred for her because she is a very-not-nice person on the outside, but let's reallyy consider it from her perspective here

In her perspective, val took everything from her , her being able to malice and probably something else that im forgetting, and let's not forget the insane trauma that she had revealed at the end of book 17, and then her only chance at revenge for THAT was taken too, with her sister killing the man who murdered her parents in another universe

Not to mention if val had just got Geoffrey in book 9 a lot of that wouldnt have happened, and val could've saved herself a trip to coldheart because winter wouldnt have known anything

In my opinion , a lot of winters actions are very justified

(Except her not being nice to her parents that annoyed me, like why are you taking your anger out on them when the whole reason you wanted go kill that guy was to get revenge on him for killing them)

I think shes very misunderstood as a character idk

And then , (because every chance ill get im mentioning her)

Melancholia, the necromancers, and ,,, the title of this book!

Oh boy

Just going off from the title, (someone said this somewhere, credits to them but I dont know who, cuz youre a genius) ghastly might find out that his bestfriend killed his mother and is lord Vile

So thats amazing!

And then Melancholia, who finally got her justice after derek decided he didnt know what to do with her in book 9 and killed her off (he realised her potential , as he should frfr queen)

And then decided to kill her friend immediately after!

(Wtf?)

I am SOSOSOSO happy shes back tho , and confirmed sapphic/(lesbian? Maybe, just sapphic canonically)

I have a chance for realises

In another universe, maybe,, or MAYBE the universe that darquesse made is this one. think smarter not harder. ;)

Sorry this is stupid idk theories confuse me

Which now brings me to,, (I've used this phrase a lot i dont know how to change subjects properly, oops.)

The necromancers and Solomon!!

THE GOAT IS BACK WOw

Im very interested in this tho, its obv connected to cadaver somehow I swear and that church shit

Satanism? Im just thinking while typing it could be a possibility ??

Nope uhh ok next topic

So back to the necromancers, what the flip are they doing? And why has Solomon not showed up? This is obviously gonna be a big thing considering 'A soul full of SHADOWS' and CADAVER, not skulduggery, being the cover

Another thing that isnt related to the necromancers, but relating to what might happen, is primrose everdeen and the blonde sibling theory (I made that up)

So I think winter is either gonna get primrose everdeen'd, or val and skul are being slimed (or val is turning into a skeleton, as someone on discord said lmao )

Also, what the flip is ghastly up to aswell? Like idk he is probably the most non-evil character but these few books have been making me suspicious, especially now that valkyries probably not like being bailed by ghastly (the easons website description says something about her not getting out any time soon, so thats what im asuming)

Also what about militsa? She doesnt even know that fletcher is dead and thats like an insane thing to hear that your coworker got stabbed by your gfs ex, plus, they wouldve been pretty good friends considering that they know the same people and are coworkers

Now moving on to ,, the child of the ancients?

I forgot a lot of it since the recent books are very confusing for me, but who is that? I want to think auger or omen but idk really, im just hoping they come back for the 18th book.