The Proper Way to Treat A Woman | Barty & Thane
Outside in the summer heat, Barty nodded tiredly as the boy next to him got more frustrated, hands coming up to gesture wildly as they stood in the street. His tone was more heated than the temperature, and he kept complaining about his girlfriend. Barty didn’t much give a fuck about the kid’s little domestic. To be honest, he found it exhausting, but his companion had somewhat of a point... and he’d bummed a fag off of him, so it was only good manners to suck it up and listen. He did make it a point of waiting to answer though.
“Yeah, I absolutely agree. Even Alecto can get right fuckin’ annoying, and she’s the closest thing I've got to a steady. The most useful part of a girl is between her legs. Technically, that’s the most useful part of anyone, but that’s just because I’m not picky, you know what I mean?”Â
