college au madwheeler who share an apartment and are progressively racking up an absolutely insane tshirt collection. notable numbers are: "big dick is back in town", "a bad day of fishing beats any day of court appointed anger management classes", "women fear me, fish want me", “haven’t lost my virginity because i never lose”, “surely not everybody was kung fu fighting” etc etc
hence college au mike who greets will at the door in one of said shirts having forgotten he’s wearing it. he never, ever lives it down












