#bwxluhan

              A loud whine bounces off the walls in the dorm 3A, and it came straight from Jihoon’s mouth. God he hated being alone, he hated being alone (although there were times where he, surprisingly, wanted to be by himself), he hated having this dorm all to himself. Though, it did come with it’s perks. He could walk around naked, he could sing alone, he could really do just about anything he wanted, but that didn’t change the fact that he was constantly alone.

              Groaning loudly again, he flops around on the couch, causing his phone to drop to the floor and bounce under it. Another sound of displeasure passes his lips as he rolls off the couch and onto the floor with a loud thud, snatching his phone from beneath the tattered and patched furniture.

              Jihoon squints and bites his lip as the phone’s fluorescent light shines in his eyes, making it hard to focus for a moment. Why do I have the brightness turned up all the way? I’m not blind, jeez. Turning it down, he scrolls through his contacts before landing on the one number he was looking for. Lord, he was needy of human contact, it was almost pathetic considering it hadn’t even been a full eight hours since he’d seen someone.

(((I HAD NO CLUE IT WAS YOU?? YES YOU MADE LUHAN THE HAPPIEST HE SNUGGLES THE UNICORN EVERY NIGHT WHILE SINGING PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS HE OFICIALLY LOVES YOU NOW)))

Jafar: If I had three wishes…

1. Train with Shang ; I want to know how one can be as swift as a course river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon. I want to know, I want to feel, I need the manual guide so that one day I’ll be able to defeat any demons in my past.

2. Talk to Luhan ; I’ve only introduced myself once, but after that instance, I’ve wanted to know of his limbs and hinges, if his skull is made of flowers and butterflies, or if he dances under the autumn moon, participate in fiery festivals. I just want to learn of his good and his bad, smoke with his heart out.

3.  Smoke cannabis with Luhan ; He seems like a lovely person to smoke with. 

Frollo: someone I’d like to fuck…

I rather not have intercourse with anyone of this school, I apologize I cannot answer this question, but I can tell you Minho’s lips are ravishing, Jiho tastes like Belle’s true love kiss and Hanyoung is just beautiful from head to toe and dusted with fairy tales and loveliness combined with flowers that never wilt and he is the only man I’d give up my life for. 

"Well that’s great, yes. Recycling and reusing—- It’s lovely."

"Are you using your ex as an excuse for owning a chest filled with sex toys——?"