#butthurt

meeting 6 of 6. nobody is listening. your butt has filed a formal complaint and honestly? valid. HR can't help you. standing up every 30 minutes actually can. POV or personal attack? 👇 Hemorrhoid.com

"bottoms up!" 🍻 fun at the bar. terrifying at the doctor's office. reply with your worst one. Hemorrhoid.com

plot twist: the hardest part of a road trip isn't the traffic. it's hour 6, when your butt files for independence 🚗 what's your version? Hemorrhoid.com

nobody warns you that spicy food night is a two-part event 🌶️ part two: no trailer, no warning, no intermission. what did nobody warn YOU about?

plot twist: leg day isn't the hard part. it's sitting down for the next 3 days 🍑 what's your post-leg-day survival move? tag your gym buddy 👇 Hemorrhoid.com

official ranking of pains in the ass: 4. IKEA instructions 3. group chats that won't die 2. "your call is important to us" 1. the literal one which one got you? 👇 Hemorrhoid.com

pov: you did leg day yesterday and your office has stairs. plot twist: the real workout is sitting down slowly. pov or personal attack? 👇

⭐ the 1-star review i left on my office chair: "uncomfortable after 20 minutes. would not recommend." update: it wasn't the chair. who else blamed the chair? 👇 Hemorrhoid.com